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I agree:
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Probably the most horrifying things I've realized from the video are, 1) its not a parody and 2) its a 6 issue mini series:
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I'm sure it must have been mentioned in the interview, but I was sure this would be like a oneshot. You can literally do anything else and it would be a better story than what this book tried to do.

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Started reading the thing, literally on the page after the cover is the title. What's the cringiest female related thing you could use for a title?:
If you guessed menstruation, congrats but no one wins with Social justice.
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I was suspecting this was mainly a YA writer by how out of touch the writing is and I was right:
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http://www.comicbookdb.com/creator.php?ID=12952
https://www.cecilcastellucci.com/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/CecilCastellucci2
https://twitter.com/misscecil

Bonus Whale Simone cringe:
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damian said:
I was suspecting this was mainly a YA writer by how out of touch the writing is and I was right:
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I see she's "Eisner Nominated". Post-2014 that is quickly becoming a very easy way to sort the comic pros coming off the trains to go to the right or to the left.

Proverbially, of course.

*Hi Lauren
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
No, Gail, no I do not want this.

This is so insanely absurd and out of character it falls into Doombot levels of ridiculousness. This is literally, 'Doctor Doom is selling crack in a NY alley' levels of bullshit.
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Tbh we here could probably group-write a series based on washed up supervillains teaming up to become crack dealers and it would be more engaging than Marvel and DC's line of Lifetime Original superhero comics
 
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Also gotta love the summary she wrote for her own Furies comic:
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Tfw you’re so #woke that you come full circle and accidentally advocate that the real problem with totalitarian regimes that conquer and enslave entire planets is that their armies of soldiers sent to get slaughtered in their name aren’t inclusive enough.
 
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One Man Bland said:
Also gotta love the summary she wrote for her own Furies comic:
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Tfw you’re so #woke that you come full circle and accidentally advocate that the real problem with totalitarian regimes that conquer and enslave entire planets is that their armies of soldiers sent to get slaughtered in their name aren’t inclusive enough.
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Er... aren't the Furies Darkseid's praetorian guard and best troubleshooters? Doesn't Darkseid's army primarily consist of disposable slave-soldiers and parademons? One of these things is SO not like the other.
 
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When she's not calling Comicsgaters incels Gail the Whale must be talking about food. The last few days she's been non-stop tweeting restaurants and brands asking whether they prefer Marvel or DC. She may as well be asking whether they like cyanide or strichnine.

And of course because she's an SJW she has no feel for the fact that it ceased being amusing after the first one. Now she's like Bart Simpson running around saying "I didn't do it!" and expecting it to be uproariously funny after the 100th time
 

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Super Smash Bros. Fan said:
NPC is pushing to support comics for everyone, except one racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-Muslim group. (http://archive.li/fUUD2)

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NPC (lol) comics? This is the first time I’ve ever heard of them. Well, I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt to take a peak at this line up, if they’re virtue-signaling that they go through a rigorous selection process to weed out bad seeds and redundancy, then surely they must have some quality-

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Did they seriously use “And the prom’s tomorrow!” unironically?

It’s like somebody sat down and thought to themselves: “What if someone made a publishing company catering to 40-somethings Idea Guys who attend ComicCon every year in hopes that this time for sure someone is at the Big Two will see their freshly xeroxed copies of their comic and make them EiC right on the spot?”
 
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damian said:
I agree:
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Probably the most horrifying things I've realized from the video are, 1) its not a parody and 2) its a 6 issue mini series:
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I'm sure it must have been mentioned in the interview, but I was sure this would be like a oneshot. You can literally do anything else and it would be a better story than what this book tried to do.

EDIT:
Started reading the thing, literally on the page after the cover is the title. What's the cringiest female related thing you could use for a title?:
If you guessed menstruation, congrats but no one wins with Social justice.
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I was suspecting this was mainly a YA writer by how out of touch the writing is and I was right:
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http://www.comicbookdb.com/creator.php?ID=12952
https://www.cecilcastellucci.com/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/CecilCastellucci2
https://twitter.com/misscecil

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The fact there are people are defending this complete bastardization of Jack Kirby's characters is just heart-breaking and just proves that God is dead
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Starscreams Cape said:
When she's not calling Comicsgaters incels Gail the Whale must be talking about food. The last few days she's been non-stop tweeting restaurants and brands asking whether they prefer Marvel or DC. She may as well be asking whether they like cyanide or strichnine.

And of course because she's an SJW she has no feel for the fact that it ceased being amusing after the first one. Now she's like Bart Simpson running around saying "I didn't do it!" and expecting it to be uproariously funny after the 100th time
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"Somebody, please help. Get him to leave please":
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Starscreams Cape said:
EVS dropped a video about this at around 8pm EST today. He's said he skims this thread too. Even though I actually like EVS I think he was ...inspired...by your post.
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Actually just watched the video out of curiosity and I can see why you think that. Of course I’m not going to go as far as to say I was the inspiration but I will say the video he uploaded has me interested in checking out more of his works.
 
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