Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DuckSucker]

Guarantee this dude only liked this place because he went in with the expectations that it would be lots of food and they told him it was delicious. They gave him huge portions of cheap crap and probably not even filling crap, and people told him it was good, since this dude doesnt taste anything anyway despite rubbing his tongue all over his food like a teenager emulating something in some teen comedy, he thinks "Well I got to eat a lot of food for like 15 bucks (buffet tactics--they charge you more than what they think the average customer could eat and they know this guy can pack it down) so it has to be good!"

The channel has a live chat, so I'm sure they'll read questions if it's in superchat form, but I wouldn't send $5 to ask why he sucks at keto or why he turned off comments. That and there is a very long list of moderators, so think twice before asking something.

Plus I mean the guy's an idiot, even if he doesnt just ignore the question, dodge the question, or just try to brush it off and play it off as "haha stupid internet trolls right", you arent going to get anything meaningful from him.

He'll probably misunderstand the question and then mumble through an answer that's wrong to the question that he thought you asked, while slumping and shuffling his stroke arm but still somehow condescending to everybody around him.

Not even his doctor could get through to him what type of diet he should stick to to avoid another stroke. "OH MAN THERE'S A DIET WHERE I CAN EAT NOTHING BUT BIG MACS AS LONG AS I TAKE THE BUN OFF AND NO VEGGIES?!" So like ALL high fat, red meat, lots of cholesterol and salt, right?! But no veggies, because carbs and fiber, and bread is the devil but fried breaded foods, potatoes and corn are all great right?

 

[Runforyourlife]

Made a lil Jack edit based off his YUm YUm sauce video

 

[Aaway]

completely ignored by jack. also, i think "dale gribble" is jack's burner account

 

[3mpire117]

lol "having a meeting"

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is jack a soyboy?

 

[Aaway]

i'm watching jack do a live chat right now on that youtube channel and he just claimed that celebrities have enjoyed his bbq sauce before

he also just mentioned that he's starting a fishing channel next week. one armed fisherman could be his channel name. so far this thing is pretty boring, its just jack and two other guys having a conversation. no questions being taken from viewers (probably on jack's orders)

 

[registereduser]

i'm watching jack do a live chat right now on that youtube channel and he just claimed that celebrities have enjoyed his bbq sauce before

he also just mentioned that he's starting a fishing channel next week. one armed fisherman could be his channel name. so far this thing is pretty boring, its just jack and two other guys having a conversation. no questions being taken from viewers (probably on jack's orders)

I wonder what he considers "celebrity"

The fishing channel should be fun. See if he'll make Tammy come along to do all the casting and reeling in for him.

Guess the cooking channel ain't cutting it anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

The fishing channel should be fun. See if he'll make Tammy come along to do all the casting and reeling in for him.

He can just stick out his tongue and cast it into the water and drag the fish back on it.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

i'm watching jack do a live chat right now on that youtube channel and he just claimed that celebrities have enjoyed his bbq sauce before

He probably gave some free to that guy that hosted the infomercial he was on.

 

[Aaway]

that livechat was just about as boring as we all expected

the guys just asked him questions about his bbq tours, sauce, favorite music, favorite products/videos he's done, etc. they did "fan questions" as well but i'm not sure where they got them from because it wasn't what viewers were asking in that little side chat thing. probably just questions jack came up with himself

 

[Adamska]

probably just questions jack came up with himself

Since he shares a lot in common with DSP, then he almost certainly wrote them himself due to being a feedbackophobic manchild with a malignant ego. Especially since he doesn't even have the Pig's reach in terms of former or current fanbase.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

After bragging about regaining hand function in his Alabama White BBQ Sauce video, Jack's hand has left his side ONLY to "hold" the mixing bowl in the 2 videos since. Here, we get to see just how much his dexterity has increased when he shows his ability to "hold the plate". With a grunt and the steadying force of his good hand, Jack barely manages to not knock the bowl over as he flops down his dead appendage.

I was going to remark on his dirty stroke glove having the same (mayonnaise based?) spots on them 3 videos in a row, but realized these were all done the same day. It still makes me wonder though, how often does he wash that thing? It must be a bitch to put on, and knowing Jack's laziness, I can't see him changing it more than on a weekly basis.

 

[AnOminous]

I was going to remark on his dirty stroke glove having the same (mayonnaise based?) spots on them 3 videos in a row, but realized these were all done the same day. It still makes me wonder though, how often does he wash that thing? It must be a bitch to put on, and knowing Jack's laziness, I can't see him changing it more than on a weekly basis.

So this disgusting stroked out piece of shit makes just the sauce for a blooming onion and not the onion itself, just to gargle the nearly pure fat?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So this disgusting stroked out piece of shit makes just the sauce for a blooming onion and not the onion itself, just to gargle the nearly pure fat?

Well, a man has got to work hard for stroke #3, don't you know?

 

[ddlloo]

After bragging about regaining hand function in his Alabama White BBQ Sauce video, Jack's hand has left his side ONLY to "hold" the mixing bowl in the 2 videos since. Here, we get to see just how much his dexterity has increased when he shows his ability to "hold the plate". With a grunt and the steadying force of his good hand, Jack barely manages to not knock the bowl over as he flops down his dead appendage.

I was going to remark on his dirty stroke glove having the same (mayonnaise based?) spots on them 3 videos in a row, but realized these were all done the same day. It still makes me wonder though, how often does he wash that thing? It must be a bitch to put on, and knowing Jack's laziness, I can't see him changing it more than on a weekly basis.

Over a minute talking about his disgusting sauces and jerky. Says they are now on sale permanently. But also the prices will go up sometime soon.

God I love to hate this man, he makes it so easy.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Is mayo keto? I don't really get the point of this ''series''. Didn't he say this was gonna be a 5 part series? What the fuck is he gonna do with all the sauces anyway? Eat as a snack? He could've easily done these in one fucking video, it's not like adding spices to mayonnaise is revolutionary.

 

[AnOminous]

Is mayo keto? I don't really get the point of this ''series''. Didn't he say this was gonna be a 5 part series? What the fuck is he gonna do with all the sauces anyway? Eat as a snack? He could've easily done these in one fucking video, it's not like adding spices to mayonnaise is revolutionary.

He's going to go out with these vats of splooge shit and give them to homeless people.

 

[yeahweknow]

He's going to go out with these vats of splooge shit and give them to homeless people.

"tennessee state police are looking for a suspect in a series of assaults on the local homeless population, autopsy reports indicate the stomach contents at time of death to contain uncooked chicken, rancid chili and vast quantities of mayonnaise. DNA evidence was collected from a spoon found at the scene seemingly licked clean"

 

[SkepticAgentMan]

Is mayo keto? I don't really get the point of this ''series''. Didn't he say this was gonna be a 5 part series? What the fuck is he gonna do with all the sauces anyway? Eat as a snack? He could've easily done these in one fucking video, it's not like adding spices to mayonnaise is revolutionary.

Full fat mayo is keto, yes. You have to avoid sugary shit like miracle whip but mayo, in the proper portions as defined by the fat macros of your personal keto plan (Something I doubt Jack keeps track of.), is perfectly fine if not a main ingredient in quite a few keto dishes due to the healthy fat content. Keto is, after all, about replacing carbs with high amounts of fats and proteins. I follow the diet myself for weight maintenance and cycling.

 

[waffle]

I would pay money for the raw video of a Jack fishing trip. Has he even talked about fishing before? I've never seen it.

Fishing is like cooking, it requires patience, decent dexterity, and good instincts. Jack has never had any of these qualities, and his last stroke seems to have diminished him greatly.

I suspect jacks future holds s lot of poorly tied knots and getting tangled in brush.

 

[Adamska]

Is mayo keto? I don't really get the point of this ''series''. Didn't he say this was gonna be a 5 part series? What the fuck is he gonna do with all the sauces anyway? Eat as a snack? He could've easily done these in one fucking video, it's not like adding spices to mayonnaise is revolutionary.

The point is Jack is sulking about making food videos for childish or stroke related reasons so he's trying as hard as possible to cut corners while still pretending to work.