Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Kelly Bundy said:
He could've easily done these in one fucking video, it's not like adding spices to mayonnaise is revolutionary.
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This is a guy who charges ridiculous prices for mixing ketchup with corn syrup. Adding spices to mayo put him on the verge of his third stroke.
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
After bragging about regaining hand function in his Alabama White BBQ Sauce video, Jack's hand has left his side ONLY to "hold" the mixing bowl in the 2 videos since. Here, we get to see just how much his dexterity has increased when he shows his ability to "hold the plate". With a grunt and the steadying force of his good hand, Jack barely manages to not knock the bowl over as he flops down his dead appendage.

I was going to remark on his dirty stroke glove having the same (mayonnaise based?) spots on them 3 videos in a row, but realized these were all done the same day. It still makes me wonder though, how often does he wash that thing? It must be a bitch to put on, and knowing Jack's laziness, I can't see him changing it more than on a weekly basis.
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- "On sale.. Permanently. We are leaving them on sale." "We thought we'd leave the price there for a little bit longer, then it'll be bumped up." OKAY THEN
- "We have sold out of the seasoning. So STOP ordering the seasoning." "Let's not order seasoning, please!" Motherfucker that's not our responsibility to not order shit that's out of stock. It's on you to fucking take it off your site so people can't order it.
- "Cat Chup" Who pronounces it like this??? I've heard dumb people say Catsup, and normal people say Ketchup... But Cat Chup?
- "This is a double batch I'm making.. Okay? Because... I wanted to." OKAY THEN
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
After bragging about regaining hand function in his Alabama White BBQ Sauce video, Jack's hand has left his side ONLY to "hold" the mixing bowl in the 2 videos since. Here, we get to see just how much his dexterity has increased when he shows his ability to "hold the plate". With a grunt and the steadying force of his good hand, Jack barely manages to not knock the bowl over as he flops down his dead appendage.
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He is gradually building up strength until he can use it to stuff a turkey. Turkey roast video will be full hand reveal.

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waffle said:
I would pay money for the raw video of a Jack fishing trip. Has he even talked about fishing before? I've never seen it.

Fishing is like cooking, it requires patience, decent dexterity, and good instincts. Jack has never had any of these qualities, and his last stroke seems to have diminished him greatly.

I suspect jacks future holds s lot of poorly tied knots and getting tangled in brush.
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of course jack knows nothing about fishing. just like he knows nothing about food. all the guy knows how to do is stuff himself with fast food

i guess his cooking channel, JOTG, and that weird christian channel he has just aren't bringing in the money anymore so its time for a fourth channel. i have a feeling this was all talk and he'll never actually launch a fishing channel but boy would i love to see him try to fish

also, jack posted this picture on facebook and then got triggered by people complaining in the comments. i'm surprised he still allows people to comment on his fb

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Aaway said:
of course jack knows nothing about fishing. just like he knows nothing about food. all the guy knows how to do is stuff himself with fast food

i guess his cooking channel, JOTG, and that weird christian channel he has just aren't bringing in the money anymore so its time for a fourth channel. i have a feeling this was all talk and he'll never actually launch a fishing channel but boy would i love to see him try to fish
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The best thing he could do is have a video or two of a fishing trip. Show it on JOTG, and cook out in the woods.

...But this is Jack, so we know what will happen:

Jack will either get lost in the woods or he'll scrape the boat on the boat ramp.

He'll forget how to get in the boat properly and cause more damage.

He'll try to pull up a catch, stand up on the boat, and end up in the water.

He'll pull in a catch with no struggle and the fish is strangely not moving and has cloudy eyes.

Jack won't clean or scale the fish and attempt to cook it as-is. The fish will still be raw.
 
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Cor, whats his problem, how fucking mad is Jack getting? I thought it was max salt turning his youtube comments off, but getting mad over people moaning about taking pictures of random members of the public is pretty far ahead enough to follow through to other posts. He's was probably moaning to Tammy for hours.
 
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Cor, whats his problem, how fucking mad is Jack getting? I thought it was max salt turning his youtube comments off, but getting mad over people moaning about taking pictures of random members of the public is pretty far ahead enough to follow through to other posts. He's was probably moaning to Tammy for hours.
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He thinks he's a good Christian man, so having his rapidly losing contact audience show him he's being an entitled cunt by recording people without consent and just forcing this on establishments in general while being a picky bitch is driving him loony.
 
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John Carmack said:
This aged well.

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Re: He's trying to lose 30lbs by the end of the year in this video.
"I'm not doing this to look better. I'm doing this to live longer." Didn't he stroke out like 2 years after?
He was 287lbs to start in this video. He said he would tweet out his progress every day, that didn't happen. He updated 2 times a month.
His last update was November 15th, 3 months after he started, saying he was "274 for 2wks now. Time to add daily exercise so I can lose the last 17 lbs by new years eve! #CWJ"
Needless to say, I don't think he accomplished his goals.
 
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jack tries to make chick-fil-a sauce but ends up telling everyone to go buy a similar sauce from wal-mart instead. he says he'll leave the link in the description but of course forgot or was too lazy. and its not like he'll know because there's no way for his audience to reach him unless they add him on facebook

he also shills his bbq sauce in this video and claims that "a lot" of people have been ordering it for the super bowl. which means this video was filmed at least 2-3 weeks ago

 
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