Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

[actually]

I think it's important to note a couple of things here:

1) Phil not only didn't use his mic to communicate with teammates, he didn't use the R1 ping system at all past the first game or so and also had his teammates' comms muted. You could see them trying to talk but could hear nothing. You might think this would mean Phil pays attention to pings from his teammates, but he legit ignored a full 80 seconds of "Revive me" ping that he was standing next to and let his teammate die despite not being under fire.
2) At the start of the stream and a couple of times during the stream, his fucking mod and buttboy Kekon offered to join his squad and bring a 2nd person. Phil could have had a full carry squad of obsequious fanboys and ignored him. Kekon, you probably read here--grow a fucking pair and realize that Phil doesn't give 2 shits about you outside of what money and free things he can get from you.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Kekon

Cuckon

 

[Freshtodeath]

So he was using viewbots before


EDIT:

It was a site wide glitch on youtube. Some of the streamers I was watching were listed as having 10 viewers when there were couple hundred in chat. DSP was ignoring his teammates because he believes survival is most important thing in Battle royale so he only needs to focus on that.

 

[BottledJoy]

I love when Phil plays multiple games. Not only because he's going to get bodied, but also because he's so scared of being trolled that he turns off all communication guaranteeing that he's going to get bodied.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

It was a site wide glitch on youtube. Some of the streamers I was watching were listed as having 10 viewers when there were couple hundred in chat. DSP was ignoring his teammates because he believes survival is most important thing in Battle royale so he only needs to focus on that.

In a game like this, your chances become close to 0 if your team dies. Might as well go and die with them. You get no participation ribbon for making it 3rd after running around the map for 25 min and getting gangbanged 3v1 in the end. That's equal to hiding in a bathroom the whole game

Also, the game reached 10m in the span of 72 hours. And according to Phil, EA spent MASSIVE amounts of money on paying twitch streamers (shills) to play it. Of course, none of this is backed up by anything so there you go.

 

[Dragoonism]

I love when Phil plays multiple games. Not only because he's going to get bodied, but also because he's so scared of being trolled that he turns off all communication guaranteeing that he's going to get bodied.

Let's not forget that it is always his teammates fault for him dying and losing and not himself!

 

[Salubrious]

You get no participation ribbon for making it 3rd after running around the map for 25 min and getting gangbanged 3v1 in the end.

To DSP, it is an accomplishment though.

Maybe I'm imaging it, but DSP usually seemed to be glad that his teammates got killed because then he didn't have to follow them around anymore. He could just grind out his Top-5 placings like he always does.

I don't think he revived a single teammate in his entire stream and only made a couple of half-assed attempts to do so. There was one point where he got to a beacon and said that the guy he was about to revive had signed off. Strangely he had another teammate needing to be revived, but DSP didn't signal the beacon for him or something? Again I was only half paying attention at that point.

 

[actually]

I don't think he revived a single teammate in his entire stream and only made a couple of half-assed attempts to do so. There was one point where he got to a beacon and said that the guy he was about to revive had signed off. Strangely he had another teammate needing to be revived, but DSP didn't signal the beacon for him or something? Again I was only half paying attention at that point.

He had gotten one guy's flag/beacon and was heading to the place where you rez them, but that person disconnected (or got disconnected). While Phil ran to do that, his other teammate got downed. That teammate started hitting the "Rez me" beacon to identify where he was. Phil was bitching about the other guy disconnecting and either didn't hear or flat ignored the second teammate's beacons for literally more than 60 seconds straight, even as he was running within line-of-sight of the downed player.

 

[PenisMuncher23]

He just complained about a lack of communication in a game where he's muted everyone.

 

[PieceofShet]

He just bitched that he is the jumpmaster again... he was complaining thata he has to play the game and cant watch his phone while waiting. What a cruel world. He is a gamer btw.

 

[Comma]

Somehow, some way, autism always seems to find DSP:

 

[Meerkat Ink]

He just complained about a lack of communication in a game where he's muted everyone.

There's even an option to receive your teammates' VOIP as a text message in chat.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

There's even an option to receive your teammates' VOIP as a text message in chat.

Holy shit, really? That's actually really cool. Wonder how it would interpret DSPs voice to text.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Today he mentioned he was apparently really skilled at Halo back in the day, so add that to the long list of classic FPS games we have 0 footage of Phil skillfully playing but he still insists he was great at. +10 fake gamer cred for DSP.

 

[ANDS!]

. . .number one game on Twitch (in viewers), second to only Fortnite in streamers on PS4. . .and is playing a game he's beaten three times now.

 

[thebonesauce]

. . .number one game on Twitch (in viewers), second to only Fortnite in streamers on PS4. . .and is playing a game he's beaten three times now.

His schedule benefits nobody, not even himself. His stupid fucking schedule and his autistic specificity and punctuality have hindered him and his growth as a streamer. Every decision made up to this point has been to stick to the schedule, and he missed out on one of the most popular, most lucrative, and best longevity of any game released last year in Monster Hunter World. He could have squeezed that game and stretch it out for 6 months easy. With double the viewers and the paypigs. But he missed out because of his autistic schedule, and the fact that he’s lazy because when given the opportunity to take advantage of such a gift for most other streamers, he wasn’t up to investing time or losing money because he has to earn his wins.

 

[draculapenis]

His schedule benefits nobody, not even himself. His stupid fucking schedule and his autistic specificity and punctuality have hindered him and his growth as a streamer. Every decision made up to this point has been to stick to the schedule, and he missed out on one of the most popular, most lucrative, and best longevity of any game released last year in Monster Hunter World. He could have squeezed that game and stretch it out for 6 months easy. With double the viewers and the paypigs. But he missed out because of his autistic schedule, and the fact that he’s lazy because when given the opportunity to take advantage of such a gift for most other streamers, he wasn’t up to investing time or losing money because he has to earn his wins.

REAL BUSINESS MEN need schedules, and Phil is a REAL BUSINESS MAN so therefore he needs a schedule for his REAL BUSINESS, MAN!
I also hate it so much that he mutes everyone. Not everyone knows who you are and wants to randomly make fun of you, you jackass. And on top of that, god forbid your viewers see anyone take you down a peg in-game or try to cooperate with you; that would break the gaslight narrative you've set up that you're the god gamer and it's always your teammates' fault. And selfishly, it would be way funnier to see more people tell him how much he sucks while he flounders for a response, usually ending up just mimicking them while he frantically tries to mute.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

lol of course is Cuckon that he is teaming up with today

"It is DIFFERENT today, I will be LEADING A TEAM of people that I know that arent trolls or braindead noobs to play this squad based game" *SNorrrt*


Are you sure he is the LEADER? Cuckon reportedly has been playing this game nonstop on his 4 people stream every night and so is the other paypig, so who's leading who? Phil was TERRIBLE last game, refused to communicate and refuse to help teammate

On the plus side, what that means is we will likely hear Cuckon's fag voice again today

 

[WeeblesWobble]

REAL BUSINESS MEN need schedules, and Phil is a REAL BUSINESS MAN so therefore he needs a schedule for his REAL BUSINESS, MAN!
I also hate it so much that he mutes everyone. Not everyone knows who you are and wants to randomly make fun of you, you jackass. And on top of that, god forbid your viewers see anyone take you down a peg in-game or try to cooperate with you; that would break the gaslight narrative you've set up that you're the god gamer and it's always your teammates' fault. And selfishly, it would be way funnier to see more people tell him how much he sucks while he flounders for a response, usually ending up just mimicking them while he frantically tries to mute.

He could just stop using DarkSydePhil as his moniker for every single game.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil just SNORTED massively, one of the loudest I've ever heard

Chat exploded and one guy asked him to

"Could you move away from the Mic when you snorted? It's disturbing"

Phil manually banned the guy and lashed out another rant

"Stop fucking ask me why I snort, I have post-nasal drip and there's NOTHING I CAN DO about it. I've been doing this for 10 years and this symptom has been with me the entire time, so if you dont like then fuck off, i dont want to see you derail the chat on this. Post nasal drip is fucking incurable, okay? If you dont like it you might as well go BLAME GOD because he gave it to me and I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, morons"


What a nasty pig