Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

[SkippyLongbottom]

He was out 11 hours yesterday. He considers leaving the house activity even if it's driving in his car, and was talking about how it was necessary to be active every so often. That's how much he holds up in his house.

Willing to bet he just has Khet drive him around like he had Panda drive his ass around. All those stores Phil had to be dragged into across a mall to buy Khet a bunch of shit.

 

[King Buzzo]

God, is DSP that lazy not to change one simple setting for a game? Ffs, do it when you go to stir your dumb sauce.

 

[Salubrious]

God, is DSP that lazy not to change one simple setting for a game? Ffs, do it when you go to stir your dumb sauce.

I don't think it's laziness; I think it's his need to always be right.

He thinks that the game SHOULD work at his current setting, so if it doesn't it's the game's fault; he didn't do anything wrong.

Same thing he said about the Kingdom Hearts 3 difficulty settings. DSP gets in his head how a game SHOULD work, and if it doesn't actually work that way then it's a failure with the game.

 

[gaarashatan]

He was out 11 hours yesterday. He considers leaving the house activity even if it's driving in his car, and was talking about how it was necessary to be active every so often. That's how much he holds up in his house.

most people are out at least 9 hours a day. why does he even bother to mention it. dude should just stick true with being a groundhog. saying you went out and making an ordeal of it just makes you seem even more pathetic

 

[Wurstbrot]

He isn't doing as bad as in Blackgout, quite honestly, quite surprised. He also uses those "gimmicks" way more often and has a partly tactical view in combat. He also uses the ping function and pays attention to his team (okay alien, what have you done to DSP?!). Only time can tell when he will drop all of that, but here does my question comes in:
Why is he refusing to do any of that in Blackgout? Because it's a Call of Duty and CoD has no place for "gimmicks"? Because he is not literally forced to stuck with a team?

Well, back to stiring his sauce. I'm not a cook nor am I good at cooking, so does it really need all day to get the taste he wants?

Just realizing how much he sincerely likes to get skins and useless flashy effects for his character. Wasn't this all stupid shit for kids some days ago? Damn hypocrite.

 

[Dragoonism]

most people are out at least 9 hours a day. why does he even bother to mention it. dude should just stick true with being a groundhog. saying you went out and making an ordeal of it just makes you seem even more pathetic

He tries to appear as fit as possible, like he is LTG!

 

[Salubrious]

Why do I get the feeling DSP was happy that his two teammates were killed early so that he could play this round on his own?

Edit: He looks desparate for a bathroom to camp out in right now.

Double Edit: Hey, DSP actually made a funny joke about being disappointed there were no bathrooms. He can be self-aware when he wants to be.

 

[The tired cat]

He isn't doing as bad as in Blackgout, quite honestly, quite surprised. He also uses those "gimmicks" way more often and has a partly tactical view in combat. He also uses the ping function and pays attention to his team (okay alien, what have you done to DSP?!). Only time can tell when he will drop all of that, but here does my question comes in:
Why is he refusing to do any of that in Blackgout? Because it's a Call of Duty and CoD has no place for "gimmicks"? Because he is not literally forced to stuck with a team?

I think that's the thing, when it comes to CoD he's trying to be like all the pro CoD players who can go Lone Wolf and usually do get more kills and get their team trough the battle and get kill streaks to activate their moves. Problem is that those people worked up those skills from CoD 4, but Phill boy ain't like that so, he course assumes he could instantly become this CoD bad ass despite the clear fact he doesn't have much skill in this category. Here, Phill boy cannot be the hot shit lone Wolf and he needs to pretty much be part of the group if they wanna make progress or win.

 

[Dragoonism]

So 4 matches in, only one left of his squad and he wanna find a toilet to camp in...

 

[Wurstbrot]

"Sadly there are no toilets in the game. I want to play the game and camp in the bathroom", said as dry as possible.

Was this... was this a real joke on his own behalf without laughing at it? What's going on here?
He has to be in super-shill-mode. Not the usual blame. Not the usual salt. Nothing. All of this is irritating as fuck right now.

Quite honestly if he keeps this up, even as a quite time streamer, this could turn into his regular go-to-game. He won't.

Edit: Everyone in his chat tells him to turn of supersampling for better performance. Gets ignored despite the fact he commentated on it earlier: "It changes nothing in Blackout". Also bans people for pointing out this setting and his chat with ~good views~ (over 600) goes apeshit because he is this toxic to his audience. Okay then!

BIG EDIT 2:
Yes, it's shill-mode. He got a new skin, has not make aggressive disgusting pig noises about it, but just said very dry "I am very excited, a new rare skin". Fair enough, really. In fact every time you expect him to shout like a lunatic he does it in a shill voice and keeps in most of the usual insults.
Also his complain he is confused with the controlls because the usual "grenade throw" in other games is now "ping": Fair enough! This will change over time, but he is new in the game.
His opinion that there are too many different items? Fair enough! If you are new in it's easy to get confused. They could have made it slimer in this aspect for sloooooow miiiindeeeed newcomers. He also said right now it's "a bit much at the start, but the more you play the better you will understand it". Fair fucking enough, it's true.

The lesser he has to shout useless salty complains the more willing I am to give him the benefit of the doubt here, because there is no hateful mindset on stage. I don't have to agree with everything, he can have his opinion I probably don't understand at it's fullest.

So what have I learned today?
- Phil can be an okayish snort-free streamer if he wants to.
- Tevin starts to annoy me for obviously just shitting on DSP for the sake of it. Come on dude, give him at least a small dose of approval.

(Maybe I missed something super toxic, was showering)

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

So 4 matches in, only one left of his squad and he wanna find a toilet to camp in...

TOBE FAIR I think that was Phil's attempt at a joke. It's hard to tell when there's someone as crushingly unfunny as Phil, I know.

 

[Comma]

Instead of shooting two sittings ducks, he pings them (marks them). Blames the controls in a mocking voice.

Gets rekt instantly by an enemy after this, goes off on a rant about this game using a different button for the grenades than all other games.

Goes on a banning spree for people questioning his complaints.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Dies, finishes 3rd. 0 kills. Who saw that coming?

 

[Dragoonism]

Instead of shooting two sittings ducks, he pings them (marks them). Blames the controls in a mocking voice.

He claims that he wanted to throw a grenade on them and then shoot and kill them, only problem was he was being targeted by a sniper from another team, which according to him was bullshit!

 

[Salubrious]

This pacifist (no kills) speedrun of a battle royale game is pretty boring so far.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Asking him to turn supersampling off to improve framerate gets you a manual ban.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Double Edit: Hey, DSP actually made a funny joke about being disappointed there were no bathrooms. He can be self-aware when he wants to be.

is it being self-aware if you need someone else to point it out for you?

honestly, if there were no detractor memes, phil would never attempt a "joke" at "his expense"
hell, we could make up shit and phil would just eventually repeat it

we can randomly start talking about how he says "Sauce" in a bad way, maybe get tevin's chat in on it
6 months later "SO I GOT DIS SAUCE EMOTE ARF ARF ARF COME TO MUH CHILL STRIM AND SUB FOR MUH SAUCE EMOTE, SOUND GOOD?!"

 

[Comma]

Wanders off alone again, leaving his two teammates. Kills Downs two enemies, gets downed by a third. Asks: "Where's my team!?"

Gets killed soon after, says HE did well, but his team sucked because they got killed trying to rescue him.



Now complains about there not being any mods around today.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil: "Yeap!"

Please point them out Phil!

 

[Salubrious]

DSP says that relying on teamwork in a battle royale game is a crutch.