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Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"
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Wonder how long it'll take before he calls a squad that killed him pussies because they killed him 3v1...in a squad game.
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There will be multiple cries of "Their whole team spawned behind me!" when really the other team is just traveling together.
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I expect to see Phil finding someone/something to blame for him being terrible and dragging the rest of the team down.
My god he is a miserable cunt. "Marketing hype. . ." Or maybe people saw a free to play game from the makers of Titan Fall and said "sure lemme try it. . .wow this game is fun."
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Let's be clear, he already hates the game because they were so brash as to market it right and get popular without including him in the deal.
He's only playing it to trash on it as hard as he can and shove it in the face of his "fans" that begged for him to play it. It's going to be a salt fest to end all salt fests.
He's only playing it to trash on it as hard as he can and shove it in the face of his "fans" that begged for him to play it. It's going to be a salt fest to end all salt fests.
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I love how he thinks he can cook Italian food because he's some % Italian. That fucking sauce he makes looks like trash, just awful. Wouldn't even feed to Wings.
Dave is like the kid who plays CoD and all of a sudden thinks he knows everything about guns.
Dave is like the kid who plays CoD and all of a sudden thinks he knows everything about guns.
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Who would want to sponsor Phil after these lovely incidents
"Fuck you Bandai Namco, suck my fucking dick you cock suckers." (DBZ Fighterz)
"It's called a lack of effort, they didn't even try fucking to make a game. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5? More like Tony Hawk Pro Skater fucking die! Don't ever make a fucking game with Tony Hawk in it." (Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5)
"What a bunch of dumb fuck game developers and I mean that" (Assassin's Creed Odyssey)
"What the fuck were they thinking? They are complete idiots. Complete fucking morons" & "Complete Nintendo garbage"(Super Smash Ultimate)
"What a bunch of fucking idiots who made this fucking mission" (Red Dead Redemption 2)
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Also Phil;
“I’m really enjoying the game so far, I don’t really have anything bad to say about it!” (Assassin’s Creed Odyssey sponsored stream)
One of my favorites thus far is with his playthrough of Spiderman for the PS4.
On release: "This game's pretty good. I have no problems whatsoever."
Three and a half months later: "This game is the worst I've played! This game's DLC is a fuckin' humongous ripoff!"
Quote is from the main thread. In his last stream (Minecraft) Phil bemoaned Apex Legends' popularity, using really suspect pantomine to show how people eat up hype. (That's not how I eat noodles.)
https://streamable.com/vd8fu
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He could have played it during the free demo. That would help him get some new viewers.
But it's DSP.
Now he'll shill out $60 after the hype has died and complain nobody cares about it.
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If there's a restream of this today, someone please post link so I can watch the archive later.
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I just realized that he could, and probably will, take the middle road to avoid any kind of shit storm: he could say the game's "okay", not great, not bad. Just a decent, 7 out of 10, run-of-the-mill Battle Royale game, but certainly not worthy of all the hype.
Damn it, he's so smart!
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I wonder how many detractors decided to give Apex Legends a try based off of Phil screeching about it. I don't bother with DA MARKETING HYPE so I had only barely heard of it, but since Phil sperged out about it, it got brought up on here, and everyone here says it's fun so I thought I might as well try it. I guess Phil "I added 400,000 sales to Street Fighter 4" Burnell's seal of approval really does matter, just not in the way that he thinks.
A really bad part of his last co-op (RDR2) was his shout-outs, cheers, or talking to chat into a "hot mic". Other streamers have software, sometimes hardware push-to-talk solutions to let them talk to their teammates separate from the stream and vice versa. But not Phil, no. If he says bye to Derich or begs chat for participation, everyone on his team's gotta suffer that, too.
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Well, means we can prepare for his teammates to tell him to STFU, since they don't care for his e-begging or whining about his house and instead want him not to suck in the game, since they have to revive his ass for the sixth time.
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