Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil just SNORTED massively, one of the loudest I've ever heard

Chat exploded and one guy asked him to

"Could you move away from the Mic when you snorted? It's disturbing"

Phil manually banned the guy and lashed out another rant

"Stop fucking ask me why I snort, I have post-nasal drip and there's NOTHING I CAN DO about it. I've been doing this for 10 years and this symptom has been with me the entire time, so if you dont like then fuck off, i dont want to see you derail the chat on this. Post nasal drip is fucking incurable, okay? If you dont like it you might as well go BLAME GOD because he gave it to me and I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, morons"


What a nasty pig

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God should tell him to set up a mute button for his mic , I feel like he belches and snorts INTO the mic just to try to “annoy” the duhtractors
 
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HolocaustDenier said:
God should tell him to set up a mute button for his mic , I feel like he belches and snorts INTO the mic just to “annoy” the duhtractors
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i feel like he does it to "dominate" his fans
he has to one up and impose himself on other people
and snorting into the mic is one way he does it

then again, if you unironically watch phil, you deserve to have the gouty man snort into your ear

(also good job at missing the complaint phil, people are saying don't snort into the mic, not just don't snort.)
 
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HolocaustDenier said:
God should tell him to set up a mute button for his mic , I feel like he belches and snorts INTO the mic just to “annoy” the duhtractors
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He does it for the same reason he was crushing his water bottle - it gives him a feeling of dominance over his viewers. Phil has never respected any of his fans, and he's conditioned himself to knowing that he can be a toxic sack of shit to them because his fanbase is too autistic to find someone else to watch.
 
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He just said the "looming reality" is that he is going to lose his house. He claims he only has half of what he needs for taxes. He goes on to say unless a miracle happens he will either get a lien on his house or be put on a payment plan he knows he will be unable to afford.

Also, he and Kat are going out to eat for Valentine's Day and he's putting it on a credit card because he has no money.
 
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This fat fuck just said the CONTRIBUTION HAS BEEN LOW and he will likely lose his house UNLESS SOMEONE LIKE EMERALD7 COMES BACK and contributed massively, then proceeded to have another long BEGGING session

It's Greed, it's Greed, GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG

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lol sorry I post this late because I laughed my ass off

Phil just prestreamed for 1 hour 20 minute, then he waited for 30 sec of deadair to see if anyone else wanna contribute, no-one, then he said:

"Alright guys, let's end the prestream here, and we can.....................TAKE A 15 MINUTES BREAK because I have to setup a few things on my console, okay?"

Chat exploded again

He definitely can't setup his console overnight or before the stream, nor can he stop snorting

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After an hour and twenty min pre-stream, D$P took a break "to set up" for today's stream with mod Kekon and Brian, a guy he's teamed with b/4. Folks asking why he couldn't set up his voice chat and lobby before or during his pre-stream were ridiculed ( in text chat messages ) and banned. The stream was silent while he figured out his set up. It was quite entertaining.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
After an hour and twenty min pre-stream, D$P took a break "to set up" for today's stream with mod Kekon and Brian, a guy he's teamed with b/4. Folks asking why he couldn't set up his voice chat and lobby before or during his pre-stream were ridiculed ( in text chat messages ) and banned. The stream was silent while he figured out his set up. It was quite entertaining.
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This is something people have been mentioning for years. He doesn't give a fuck if people have to wait 15 minutes after an hour of yapping his jaw. That or he gets done with his shit and then he says "Okaaay, I'm going to take 5 minute break to use the bathroom," because he's been talking so long that his Mountain Dew Kickstart has had time to digest.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil just SNORTED massively, one of the loudest I've ever heard

Chat exploded and one guy asked him to

"Could you move away from the Mic when you snorted? It's disturbing"

Phil manually banned the guy and lashed out another rant

"Stop fucking ask me why I snort, I have post-nasal drip and there's NOTHING I CAN DO about it. I've been doing this for 10 years and this symptom has been with me the entire time, so if you dont like then fuck off, i dont want to see you derail the chat on this. Post nasal drip is fucking incurable, okay? If you dont like it you might as well go BLAME GOD because he gave it to me and I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, morons"


What a nasty pig

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except when kat is there or he shills out. BUT OTHER THAN THAT ITS A FUCKING MEDICAL CONDITION, NOTHING HE COULD DO DOOD

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He just mentioned that he turned super sampling off to improve performance. Yesterday he banned several people who suggested he turn it off. Unreal.
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what a fkin cunt

Coin Ops said:
He just said the "looming reality" is that he is going to lose his house. He claims he only has half of what he needs for taxes. He goes on to say unless a miracle happens he will either get a lien on his house or be put on a payment plan he knows he will be unable to afford.

Also, he and Kat are going out to eat for Valentine's Day and he's putting it on a credit card because he has no money.
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feel like ive been hearing about this "save the house" shit for years now. when does phil actually lose the fkin house? all starting to seem like some kind of scam
 
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After about an hour, I think it's a good team. Brian is a star: he has a strong voice, is helpful and appealing. (People in chat are asking 'How do we subscribe',' How do we donate?', 'He should be on more.') Kekon is like a Scrappy-Doo type: positive even if a bit out-matched. People like his laugh. Phil is being good, if a bit try-hardy. After ranting that there's nothing he can do about his post-nasal drip, he's stopped snorting for the co-op play. Odd that.

I mentioned how Phil was inconsiderate in previous co-ops, talking to his stream with no push-to-talk solution and making his teammates listen to all of it, but it's not so bad at the moment and Brian has been using the voice chat to answer questions over the stream.

Brian (low, black guy voice): "No, I am not bi-sexual."

I saw them come in second in their first game, but they've been struggling the past few.


EDIT: Phil shooting everything moving, including his teammates.
 
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