Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I couldn't help it.

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At first, I was like 'who is out here eating glitter and spiting it on random washcloths', then I figured it was some sped like Steph who gets stressed and chows down on some glitter glue, and then I figured that it doesn't even matter, she made it all up. I love this thread, every post comes with a load of possible scenarios but it always boils down to 'she doesn't know anyone or do anything, pretty much everything is made up'.
 
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The biggest problem here is who uses a washcloth in the shower? Fucking ew. If you're not washing that thing every day it's going to have more bacteria on it than your average sewer rat.
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Dave Chappelle apparently
 
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Life update
Written by My gender is a happy cat — February 4, 2019
For anyone who even looks at this, I apologize for the lack of updates. Some very interesting developments have happened here.

I'm not getting into a debate on whether or not you believe in the legitimacy of psychic mediums. I realize that most of them are con artists, and for that reason, despite being spiritually sensitive, I have shied away from using that label for myself. But Phil Jordan's record speaks for himself. On a more personal note, he saw something going on in the region of my mom's pancreas before the doctors ever did. So with that out of the way, the reason why I mention him is because he offered me a glimpse into my future, and it was an optimistic one. I'm currently fighting for SSI, but if he's correct, I might not have to. He saw two careers in my future, one for money and benefits and another I was more passionate about. He also saw me owning a home that was a white house with a shed on the top of a hill. As someone who is working the welfare system at the present moment, these were startling and empowering predictions, and I hope they come true.

But something else that struck me in his words that I hope comes true with much more fervor. He saw a woman by the name of "Allison B" becoming as close to me as a sister. Here's why that gives me pause.

I recently sought out information from the local adoption and foster care system on records it had obtained relating to my biological family. Well, just Saturday, they came. My mother, much like myself, has suffered from a debilitating combination of mental and emotional health issues. It eventually prevented her from safely raising children, so she had been forced to give me up. That sad story aside, it was affirming of a lot of things for me: My struggles didn't come out of thin air, but possibly had a genetic component. But then it went on to say that I had three siblings out there in the world somewhere, one thirty-three, one thirty-five, and one almost forty-two. Could one of these be that "Allison B" the psychic had envisioned?

The next logical step for me is to obtain an ancestry DNA test and find those other siblings. Once we all meet, then I can work out the details of telling them, "Oh by the way, I'm transgender, a socialist, and practice witchcraft." (Unless they see this blog or my mastodons first; my paranoia tries to tell me that they would see my thread on a certain site but I try to tell myself to not worry about it. But in either case, it's unlikely.)

Obviously, I'll need to process this in therapy, and I'll keep everyone posted on the journey that unfolds.
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Imagine finding your lost biological family only to hear "Yes, I'm a troon, a commie and I have a ghost husband. Don't laugh at me or I'll curse you".
Not a surprise to hear her mother was also speshul.

Now, for the whole future thing, Staph has been told so far different things about her future (even a free tarot reading by @MaoBigDong ), but at the end she doesn't do anything.
 
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So Staph being a retard IS partially genetic.

How much do you wanna bet that her mothers "struggles" were mostly drug/alcohol related and her "mental and emotional" problems are something like "took too much meth and saw the actual devil, woke up with a half paralyzed face and drug related schizophrenia".
 
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How much do you wanna bet that her mothers "struggles" were mostly drug/alcohol related and her "mental and emotional" problems are something like "took too much meth and saw the actual devil, woke up with a half paralyzed face and drug related schizophrenia".
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"she had been forced to give me up" is quite telling, you have to do some pretty fucked up things around/to children in the USA before the government will finally take 'em away.
 
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"she had been forced to give me up" is quite telling, you have to do some pretty fucked up things around/to children in the USA before the government will finally take 'em away.
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It kind of depends on what exactly she means by "forced." If she means that her mom felt like she wasn't physically/emotionally able to care for a child so she made the decision to put her up for adoption, that's pretty different from the state taking the baby away. But her not having raised any of her four children makes me think you're right and it was probably the latter. I don't know why someone who knows they're not fit to raise a child would have four children, but it happens... Often. In my field of work, I work directly with DCFS on a fairly regular basis and it truly does take a lot to get a baby taken away. People with disabilities and mental illness take kids home with them all the time. The state will only take them if there are serious concerns of possible abuse or neglect (or drugs... Drug use is usually the main one we see). Staph's bio mom not having had custody of any of her kids is highly suspicious and is always an automatic call to DCFS.
 
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It kind of depends on what exactly she means by "forced." If she means that her mom felt like she wasn't physically/emotionally able to care for a child so she made the decision to put her up for adoption, that's pretty different from the state taking the baby away. But her not having raised any of her four children makes me think you're right and it was probably the latter. I don't know why someone who knows they're not fit to raise a child would have four children, but it happens... Often. In my field of work, I work directly with DCFS on a fairly regular basis and it truly does take a lot to get a baby taken away. People with disabilities and mental illness take kids home with them all the time. The state will only take them if there are serious concerns of possible abuse or neglect (or drugs... Drug use is usually the main one we see). Staph's bio mom not having had custody of any of her kids is highly suspicious and is always an automatic call to DCFS.
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The mother and father are careless, so much so they can't be bothered to wear a condom, and based on her face Steph's mother was a heavy drinker. My garbage fire of a cousin knocked a girl up at 15-17 and she was already like 20-something, she had already had three maybe four kids by different dads, all taken away. They're just plain fucking irresponsible and if the state has you on record for being a repeat case, the hospital pretty much calls CPS right off the bat and says "she had another one" because you're clearly still unfit to be a parent. The only thing that could be done is forced implantation of a IUD which I'm pretty sure steps over reproductive rights.
 
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I wonder if Staph's birth mother is from that same part of NY, and how badly she fucked up for the state to "force" her to surrender her children. My own garbage fire relatives are from a different southern NY town, have popped out babies from numerous fathers, and still got to keep them despite domestic abuse, substance abuse, incarceration, and repeated trips to rehab. Probably because grandparents and aunts are helping. But I have a feeling Staph is exaggerating when she says her mother was "forced." Especially since she had several other children previously.
 
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