Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Duh, become a famous writer that would rival Hemingway. Perhaps a poet to rival Longfellow? Perhaps a playwright to rival Shakespeare? Perhaps a fanfic writer to rival E.L. James?

600 L.B. James?

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Imagine the look on the interviewer's face if Becky ever decided to get her own job and submit her resume...

"So..... why exactly have you been unemployed for the last year?"
"Uhhhh...."

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

"Not amused", says the boulder wearing a sweater made of fat, trying to vaguely stir drama.

Are the floating hearts and sparkles supposed to indicate a casual grumpiness, or is she just incapable of any kind of useful communication?

 

[FitBitch]

That filter is fooling no one you behemoth.

Imagine if she actually bathed instead of using filters to emulate clear skin.

 

[ADHD]

Imagine the look on the interviewer's face if Becky ever decided to get her own job and submit her resume...

"So..... why exactly have you been unemployed for the last year?"
"Uhhhh...."

"Caring for disabled family member".

Not that it really matters, since it's not like Becky qualifies for anything more than entry level minimum wage drudgery.

 

[THEY’RE CODEPENDANT]

Naw. Big Al is no doubt jealous as hell over the DD engagement, but she doesn't wanna marry the Thumb. Al thinks she can do (and deserves) MUCH better than the Thumb.

Give Thumby legal rights to HER money? NEVER! Plus, the outcome of the Big Al vs Thumbfam wars is very much in question. The intensity of the tantrums thrown are probably registering on the Richter Scale.

Man I guess it’s just hard for my mind to wrap around the fact that she thinks she could POSSIBLY do better than Becky. She said herself she hates going out in public now that she looks and feels the way she does everyday, I wonder how long it will take to find someone. She’s going to have to do some serious internet searching for someone new, and she’s not putting on makeup or doing her hair or even washing herself for longer than five minutes, let alone walking outside into the real world. I would think since she’s let herself go this badly that she’d take Becky as a last resort.

Although you’re probably right, the way she reacted to Becky “proposing,” and Becky initially said she thought AL would propose to her first, it probably won’t happen. AL seems so depressed with Necky, I think she loved Destiny so much cause Destiny was kind of all over her, constantly kissing and complimenting and loving on her. I don’t see Becky being nearly as affectionate, and that doesn’t feed her narcissism as well, so she’s unhappy. Amber started eating like four times as much after Destiny left her. I think she’s going to have to find someone who loves her as much as she loves herself. The nice side of me hopes that will happen just because it’s not always entertaining to watch someone so obviously depressed, but I just don’t know if anyone can love her for very long quite frankly, it’s quite clear she doesn’t love herself the right way.

(Edit: I have bad grammar)

 

[497]

Imagine the look on the interviewer's face if Becky ever decided to get her own job and submit her resume...

"So..... why exactly have you been unemployed for the last year?"
"Uhhhh...."

it's not unusual for some people to take off of work to be a caretaker for a family member or a girlfriend or whatever AL is.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"Caring for disabled family member".

Not that it really matters, since it's not like Becky qualifies for anything more than entry level minimum wage drudgery.

Yep. She has no education and no real marketable skills. She could use the 'ol sick family member excuse, I've know people to do that successfully. Of course, in their case they were professionals and it was the truth. She's qualified to work in a lumber mill. She couldn't even hack it at her current size. She's not presentable enough to work in an office. I don't think she owns a single garment that isn't a graphic tee or exceptional teenager chic. I don't know that she's employable regardless of the employment gap.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I dunno AL, the rest of us kind of are lol.

"Not Amused" That's the best Victimlynn could come up with. How about "Not lost any weight", "Not liked by my gf's family", "Not capable of telling the truth", "Not a RAPE survivor", "Not going to talk about what a failure Optavia was", "Not going to going to be held accountable for any of my behavior".

The list goes on. I don't think anybody is thinking, or gives two shits if you are or aren't, amused, Amber.

Greasy poop bun, check.
Gaudy earrings hanging on saggy earlobes, check.
Snapchat filter, check.
Smug cuntiness, check.

edit: words x2

 

[Hecate14]

it's not unusual for some people to take off of work to be a caretaker for a family member or a girlfriend or whatever AL is.

 

[ADHD]

I don't know that she's employable regardless of the employment gap.

She's qualified to work in the stocking department at WalMart. She'd also get the added bonus of 10% off everything in the store outside of the grocery department.

 

[Peachtea18]

I dunno AL, the rest of us kind of are lol.

This will make a good memorial pic

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

She's qualified to work in the stocking department at WalMart. She'd also get the added bonus of 10% off everything in the store outside of the grocery department.

Journals for $2.70 instead of $3.00. Definitely a perk worth caring for someone killing themselves with food for.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Gorl's out of her bedroom, all gussied up in her new Torrid dress and fancy earrings. Either she's about to head out to consult with Becky's sister's big city lawyer or they're going to the Cheesecake Factory for a romantic Valentine's dinner.
I wonder which.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Gorl's out of her bedroom, all gussied up in her new Torrid dress and fancy earrings. Either she's about to head out to consult with Becky's sister's big city lawyer or they're going to the Cheesecake Factory for a romantic Valentine's dinner.
I wonder which.

Obviously the Cheesecake Factory. It’s the most romantic place. Al and Necky can take home some cheesecake afterwards and eat it off each other.

 

[ADHD]

Journals for $2.70 instead of $3.00. Definitely a perk worth caring for someone killing themselves with food for.

I was thinking more that she'd be able to get her graphic tee fix for cheaper, since if Becky actually gets a job, it's likely because Amber is out of the picture.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Becky could get a job at a funeral home or a morgue. She’ll feel at peace there and she’ll have more death stories to tell.

Though, the only jobs I could see her doing there are the cleaning and other mundane stuff that anyone who graduated high school can do. Even so, at least she’d be away from a screeching beanbag.

 

[Aldora]

I think the only way any of these people will get an actual job is by someone doing them a favour(or pitying them) and giving them one.

But honestly they are unemployable in their current state, they wouldn't even hand out baskets at Wal*Mart because it would involve too much standing.

 

[marjoram]

Like that cheesecake would make it all the way home.......

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

If I die young, bury me in cardigans.
Lay me down on a bed of journals.
Sink me in the river of orange chicken at dawn.
Send me away with the words of a love song…