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I wonder if any of her older siblings are as fucked up as she is or if she got the brunt of it?
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Maybe more lolcow material
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I'm so fucking psyched for the Biological Family Saga. Can you imagine being a real human adult and having your long-lost sister contact you through AncestryDNA and you're so excited to meet a biological relative and then Steph shows up wearing her fedora and an exceptional t-shirt and being like "the ghost of Richard Ramirez wants me to order him a vanilla bean frappuccino, he's been stress-eating since the ghost of Michael Jackson started fucking somebody else." What a time to be alive on Kiwi Farms.
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Interesting. She's definitely up there with Wordsworth, Dickinson, Plath, and the like. Can't wait for the poetry collection staph!!!
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Unpopular opinion but I think Plath is overrated.
Either way, Steph's rhyming of "face" with "face" is sure to make her the next Dr Seuss.
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Plath's all right but goddam does Wordsworth suck more than a collapsed star. Dunno why people think so highly of his poetry, Nutting and that poem of his waxing philosophical about the fecking clouds were some of the most agonizingly boring poems I've ever had the displeasure to read in my entire life. If anybody's overrated, it's him.
Her poem could use some improvements. The rhythm is inconsistent, and I feel like there should be a line break between "around" and "with".
But she can't write a good book so I shouldn't be surprised she's bad at poetry, too.
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I was thinking "who does this sound like, who does this sound like..... Oh yeah, Russell Greer"
Lol
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There are a lot of distinct similarities between her and Greer. I feel like they cross paths and intentions a lot. She's brought up a couple time in his thread, too.
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Well, tell Peetie he doesn't need to, you already uploaded it online for everyone to read.
And yes, the people at tumblr already got a laugh with it too:
http://jesterball.tumblr.com/post/182624775346/bobavader-jesterball-mollyoxenfree-reading
Let's add "Glussy" to her terrible white-lady-going-middle-aged slang
You don't deserve a cat either, but here we are.
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"black women coin all gay slang and gay men steal it"
Didn't know drag queens were all actually black women this whole time. Wild.
Didn't know drag queens were all actually black women this whole time. Wild.
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What's wrong with fucking hippos? If you want Trump to have a terrible animal give him a loud, disobedient dog or a bird that flies around shitting on the furniture. Hippos are badass.
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https://www.livescience.com/27339-hippos.html
I dunno man they seem pretty fucking dangerous to me.
“Hippos are aggressive and are considered very dangerous. They have large teeth and tusks that they use for fighting off threats, including humans. Sometimes, their young fall victim to adult hippos' tempers. During a fight between two adults, a young hippo caught in the middle can be seriously hurt or even crushed.”
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You don't deserve a cat either, but here we are.
"If you want to make friends in Washington, buy a dog," as the old saying goes. Even Bill Clinton had Socks the cat before they got Buddy.
If anything it's more emblematic of Trump's refusal to play by the usual rules of conduct in being the President, and I honestly don't expect that to change anytime soon. But I suppose that's too mild a take for Steph, who really should have wished Trump had a goose. I don't know if Canadian geese are still walking around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool like they used to, but you could theoretically snatch one and, perhaps, lob it over the White House fence before getting shot by the Secret Service.
... But I'm getting off-track here.
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I can, but then that'll power-level the shit out of me lol
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Well someone is bitter about being single again this year. Then again I'd be bitter too if I was a 30 year old kissless virgin with no prospects.
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She doesn't know how rhyming works still.
If that poem had anything remotely similar to a rhyming scheme, it could have been passable as a joke or entertaining by the least, but it's so whiny and tryhard instead. Like everything else she posts...
If that poem had anything remotely similar to a rhyming scheme, it could have been passable as a joke or entertaining by the least, but it's so whiny and tryhard instead. Like everything else she posts...
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"Our roses come in a wide variety of hues
Our violets come in 50 shades of blues
1-800-FLOWERS for Valentine's Day
Call and fail to save your marriage today!"
I'm the farthest thing from a good writer but making shitposts is really not that hard. It boggles my mind how she could not think of anything to rhyme with "hues".