Let's Sperg making a lolcow: sims 4 edition

[DeadwastePrime]

@_01 hasnt made a post in their sims 3 lolcow thing for a while so im doing this because im bored and why not? but first, we must make our lolcow, but i dont want to make _01's kim 2.0 for that would be ridiculous. no, we must have a fresh start.
do note that for dlc, i only have seasons, get together, city living, outdoor retreat, and the laundry stuff pack. i do have some mods tho.
edit: should have made it a choose your one thing only thing like _01 did. this is now in effect
character customization screen
gender: male, female, i skipped biology class in high school(trans)
build:
hair color:
hair/hair style:
hat:
facial features:
make up:
traits:
skin color:
sexuality:
goal/aspiration:
other miscellaneous traits:

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Make him fat

 

[Remove Goat]

Gender: Male
Build: Fat
Hair Color: brown or black
Style: either short or unkempt
Hat: optional
Facial features: freckles
Makeup: optional
Traits: Insane, Hot headed, childish, romantic
Skin color: white
Sexuality: anything that moves
Aspiration: Deviance
Other miscellaneous traits: pedophilia if you've got a mod that allows it

 

[Clop]

gender: refuses to pick one, flip a coin, then flip another coin for amalgamations
build: consistency of the purest soy
hair color: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOWBIQ7s-k
hair/hair style: shaved side
hat: if it has a dick it's a fedora, if it has a slit it's one of those retarded hairpieces that looks like a small bowler or top hat, if it has been surgically mutilated it wears no hat
facial features: you will always know which gender they are, 100%
make up: eyes of horus and nose rings
traits: utter raging bubblecunt
skin color: pastiest fucking snow-dwarf
sexuality: god I hope not
goal/aspiration: making a difference through social media along with a million other spastic fucktarts who can't count to eleven
other miscellaneous traits: unemployed, will never look for a job

 

[Rand /pol/]

Make him gay

 

[Bennett Beeny]

gender: sonic the hedgehog
build: perfectly round
hair color: neon green
hair/hair style: skullet or comb over
hat: newsie cap but only in bed, bald in the spotlight at all other times
facial features: cheek bones sticking out really far and fivehead
make up: black lipstick and guyliner
traits: hates children, hates outside, loves sports
skin color: #FFFFF
sexuality: pansexual
goal/aspiration: suicide
other miscellaneous traits: go nuts

 

[Remove Goat]

as far as i'm aware chris never fucked kids

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Other miscellaneous traits: pedophilia if you've got a mod that allows it

nO

 

[Remove Goat]

nO

Pretty much par for the course nowadays

 

[JambledUpWords]

as far as i'm aware chris never fucked kids

Minus that part, I was thinking more of his facial features and other characteristics like having lots of anger

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

gender: sonic the hedgehog
build: perfectly round
hair color: neon green
hair/hair style: skullet or comb over
hat: newsie cap but only in bed, bald in the spotlight at all other times
facial features: cheek bones sticking out really far and fivehead
make up: black lipstick and guyliner
traits: hates children, hates outside, loves sports
skin color: #FFFFF
sexuality: pansexual
goal/aspiration: suicide
other miscellaneous traits: go nuts

Do they have AIDS in the sims yet?
If so, hes getting it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Gender: non-binary
Build: fridge
Hair color: bright pink
Hair style: Justin Bieber circa 2009
Hat: Make Racists Afraid Again baseball cap
Facial features: lots of acne with a face resembling that of a pig.
Make-up: DIY YouTube beauty guru makeup style with said make up from Hot Topic
Traits: despises Trump, does everything possible to stick it to conservatives. Will call you out for any perceived instance of racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, classism, fatphobia, or speciesism. Possible member of AntiFa and a devout communist.
Skin color: olive skin because they are mixed race between Latinx and white. Will deny any white heritage if asked.
Sexuality: ace biromantic
Goals/aspirations: make the entire southwest and Texas part of Mexico again
Other miscellaneous traits: is a junk food vegan because it’s really for the animals. Is fat because of junk food but if you call them out on it, you’re fat shaming

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

Give the sims the Wu's jaw

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Make him fat

Gender: Male

hair color: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOWBIQ7s-k

so blue

Make him gay

make up: black lipstick and guyliner

facial features: cheek bones sticking out really far and fivehead

Skin color: olive skin because they are mixed race between Latinx and white. Will deny any white heritage if asked.

Style: either short or unkempt

Give the sims the Wu's jaw

Aspiration: Deviance

Other miscellaneous traits: is a junk food vegan because it’s really for the animals. Is fat because of junk food but if you call them out on it, you’re fat shaming

hat: if it has a dick it's a fedora

Hot headed, childish,

vegan

we must give our creation clothes and a name

 

[DeadwastePrime]

its too late. i already gave him clothes and a name

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

How about a outfit of unflattering, bright colours like your average Tumblrina.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

How about a outfit of unflattering, bright colours like your average Tumblrina.

way ahead of ya

this is his hot weather clothes btw. now, we must find things to do for our lolcow in the making. would like to hear your suggestions

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Fuck around on the internet all day and become a terrible livestreamer. Send dick pics to every girl zhe knows.

 

[The Last Stand]

Raid somebody's trash.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Start collecting boulders and threatening neighbors to fights.