"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 223 36.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 383 63.2%

  • Total voters
    606
Let the darkness grow \o




It's quite different from the stuff he usually does, and a bit of an odd choice at that, but it works.
"Metokur Science Theater 3000" could have easily been a thing, back when online reviewers were all the hype.

And just by virtue of not being an unfunny cunt screeching into a camera, he's already better than most of these "critics"...
It's only appropriate since MST3K is from his state.
 
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This photon shit is surprisingly good, actually it reminds me of this sick ass laser tag place I used to go to when I was younger. You had a special magnetic scanner that saved your game data on it so you loaded up your k/d into your gun whenever you started playing, it was sick shit too. Sucks this stuff didnt take off and last.
 
Jim is triggered as fuck about the poly degenerates
Tbh I understand why he would be angry I mean it just kinda hints at the sad fact that relationships aren't held in high regard anymore. She didn't respect him at all and just saw him as a piggy bank. She was being fucked on a table in front of him and she felt no remorse. I am under the assumption Jim values romantic relationships and is very much of the monogamy is the best option. Also considering him and Jade are married and he took care of her on monday marathoning Game Of Thrones and he ended up getting sick again it seems he loves her deeply.
 
Also considering him and Jade are married and he took care of her on monday marathoning Game Of Thrones and he ended up getting sick again it seems he loves her deeply.

You've never spent much time around unhappy Asian women, have you? Looking after her could just as easily come from a place of browbeating or terror
 
You've never spent much time around unhappy Asian women, have you? Looking after her could just as easily come from a place of browbeating or terror
Nope I hope not to incur the wrath of kung pao chicken lol. Also I don't see Jade as the brow beating type otherwise Jim wouldn't have stayed as long as he has. I see him as someone who turned a hoe(bewb nation) into a housewife.
 
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