i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

[Chris Evans]

For me, this pretty much cements the fact that AL doesn't want to lose the weight.

As shady as Optavia is, it seemed to be working for her. From this video it sounded like restriction worked very well, if what she's saying about the bonfire is true, and she didn't feel tempted by the chips and snacks because she "knew she couldn't have them on her plan." Optavia only failed when she "started thinking of a way to get out of it." If she doesn't want to eat 900 calories a day, fine. Eat two more ~feelings, and top yourself up to 1100 or 1200 cal.

She didn't have to toss in the towel, but she decided to because it seems like losing the weight and not feeling hungry scared her. She needs serious emotional and mental therapy. There's no other way out of this for her.

 

[Wake me up]

I'm pretty new to reading her threads and was lowkey optimistic for Optavia but I lost all faith as soon as she said she stuck to her new diet for two days despite spending $400 dollars on it... while looking at the camera and giving out a bullshit excuse about calories when she could have added two full meals on top of her regime and still lose weight, most likely, at the size she is.

The only solution for her is to go outside, meet new people and do new things

That is unlikely to be an option. She's so fat it must be a major pain to walk around and do stuff. You're absolutely right but she has left herself go too much already.

even if she could afford it, she would never do it

She'd definitely do it! Pack her bags, post vlogs, half an hour(s) of research, pay all the bills in advance... then quit after two days because "it cannot ever work".

Before I hit play on the OP's video, I was giving Hamberg the benefit of the doubt. Right now I'm happy to watch her die from her own bullshit. I'm impressed! Not a single person who watched the video believed her words (and there's 6k dislikes for 1k likes). Sorry for being Mad at the Web but I didn't expect this.

 

[Masta]

OMFG I am FUCKING ROLLING in my own piss!!
This may be childish asf but I would never noticed the fart unless y’all pointed it out, girl has no shame!!
12:26
Amberlynn:
“A person my size”
Breathes in*
Let’s go of gas, vvvvvvvrruuuup*
Looks the other way real quick*
“Needs to lose weight or you’re gonna die”

 

[Bookish]

What is with the super morbidly obese and the concern for 'too few' calories? Like the pizza mukbang, she wasn't hungry, according to her, but couldn't just eat carrots..because not enough calories! That's not healthy! So, she eats, what she even calls, 3 large slices of pizza (2 more slices and it'd be a full medium, just about). If 900 calories are too few, why not make a bowl of soup? Add a small half-lunch portion of pasta and sauce? Tuna fish/grilled cheese sandwich, etc.? You can easily add more calories and you could also add more fruit and veggies to 'get more' in terms of feeling full. What you add doesn't have to be something that's bad for you.

*She, 'wasn't feeling hungry at all(at 900cals)' and 'felt satisfied', yet she quit because 900 cals freaked her out. Even though, she said within 60 secs previous to saying this, that the cals would rise as they went through the program. She said she felt a fog lift and hasn't felt better on another other program. The fact is, she missed stuffing herself for purely emotional reasons, because it's a coping mechanism. The same reason that Chantal has quit programs previously that were working, they don't have their best friend and means of self-medicating anymore. She says it right in the video, she was searching for reasons to quit, 'and found one'. That fact that she felt physically better, felt satiated/not hungry, and had a mental clarity she hasn't felt in ever will never beat out the emotional reasons that she's (over)eating. If it were literally a magic pill that would stop her overeating, she'd stop taking it, because the act of overeating fills a void for her and stops her from having to deal with her demons.

*finished the video

 

[RarityGORL]

I'm sorry to burst you guys bubble, but the sound that most of you are confusing with a fart is in fact twinkie stwor struggling with her own sleep apnea and snoring. You can hear her several times.

Not that our gorl doesn't rip the foulest and loudest farts, just stating the obvious here.

#savetwinkie

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Oh Amber, thank you for not disappointing me. So proud of you boo!

 

[AllCISPeople]

The thing which pisses me off the most about this video is all of the misinformation and lying (surprise surprise) she's spewing:

-Optavia is low sodium: LAH
-Dr. Now feeds his in-patient clients a 1,200 calorie a day diet: YOU A LAH BOOBOO
-Cannot sustain herself on 900 calories a day: LAH
-Water weight: DON'T EVEN GO THERE GORL

Her and fucking Foodie Beauty with spreading all of the lies and misinformation is absolutely mind-numbing...especially considering they tag their videos as "diet", "weight lost", etc.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Paging Dr. Now
Srsly though if Amber is watching the show and NOT seeing herself in the patients that's next-level delusion.

 

[Masta]

I'm sorry to burst you guys bubble, but the sound that most of you are confusing with a fart is in fact twinkie stwor struggling with her own sleep apnea and snoring. You can hear her several times.

Not that our gorl doesn't rip the foulest and loudest farts, just stating the obvious here.

#savetwinkie

Don’t ruin this for me!

 

[Ann Berlin]

How many calories does extreme crying burn?

 

[Salade Nicoise]

How many calories does extreme crying burn?

Not enough, plainly.

 

[JerkyPirate]

I'm sorry to burst you guys bubble, but the sound that most of you are confusing with a fart is in fact twinkie stwor struggling with her own sleep apnea and snoring. You can hear her several times.

I heard the noises around 7 minutes in, I concur here. She probably left that noise in because she thought it was cute that her fat demon dog makes 'noises' in its sleep, not thinking that we would all assume it's her because she resembles a gas giant.

 

[idosometimes]

This plan is too expensive for her to play pretend over any length of time. It is not sustainable long term. She will be spending $400 on snack bars while also spending that $1000/month on food. She is super-wealthy guys, but this is not in the budget.

Amberlynn will never lose any weight. She expects her weight loss to come in a box while she has to do nothing and can still fill her cake hole with sweets and noodles. Every box she tries leaves her feeling empty, so she keeps filling that void with food.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

What I took from this mangled multi-vlogamin video pill is that she needs the VIEWS, MAAAAAN!

Her bank account or I assume Wommart check card balance is hurting , thus the need for more video stuff .

She's got the easiest "job" here , also . There are a few content creators I enjoy on YouTube and it's always riveting stuff ....someone else here said she's cashing in on the horror show and they're not wrong

 

[reeb]

Watch this twenty minute catastrophe. Then immediately watch the manic Optavia purchase video where she said she did 'hours and hours and hours and hours of research' about Optavia right after.

Gob-smacking, almost transcendent level of human incompetence right here. What a terrible liar. Hours of research, she alleged - but she didn't realise the products came in under 900 cals a day. A cursory glance at their promotional materials tells you all nutritional content. Including calories.

She didn't even last 48 hours. After all that absurd self-serving footage about Everything Being About To Change.

 

[Owlflaps]

“The more things change, the more they stay the same” applies to Big Al’s trainwreck a life. What makes me laugh is that she’s convinced herself that she’ll find another diet that’ll let her binge to her heart’s content. Like, bitch. You don’t have the luxury of time.

 

[Wake me up]

Gob-smacking, almost transcendent level of human incompetence right here

It's not incompetence and it's not she didn't know (or care) about the calorie count. She had it all planned from way back then. She'd spend the money to show she's super duper committed and then use her expertise in being a bag of shit to come up with a half-assed excuse once she grew bored with not being able to stuff food in her face all day long...

Meanwhile, take the chance to spend a couple of days recording videos going "guys everything is so good, so great, I feel great, no hunger, no binges, I'm great" so she can set up the incoming "it's not ever going to work" the very next day, with no reasoning at all behind it. But hey it's not like she was hungry or anything, you saw the previous videos, it has nothing to do with her wanting to eat until she explodes!!!!!!!! Ssrly!!!

She is literally an eight-year old girl who never grew up (except sideways). I am absolutely positively sure she had all of this planned already, all the motions to go through to "prove" she "did her best" and then being able to do whatever the fuck she wants afterwards while collecting pity for trying soooo hard.

It's OK though fattie. Keep on "fooling" everybody. We'll feel very outsmarted when you're buried in 5 years.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

What I took from this mangled multi-vlogamin video pill is that she needs the VIEWS, MAAAAAN!

Her bank account or I assume Wommart check card balance is hurting , thus the need for more video stuff .

She's got the easiest "job" here , also . There are a few content creators I enjoy on YouTube and it's always riveting stuff ....someone else here said she's cashing in on the horror show and they're not wrong

Nobody could possibly lack self awareness to the degree she appears to in her videos, right? She has to know she’s a horrifying aberration and that she’s a modern day incarnation of a 19th century traveling freakshow, centralized on YouTube for us to point and laugh at or peek at in terror through our fingers. Adsense is the passed hat full of half pennies.

Sometimes she feels a pang of shame, this situation hurts her feelings, and she knows she’s becoming subhuman...for a moment, and then she eats.

 

[Barbarella]

The only thing that surprises me was that she admitted failure so fast. She says she made it 3 days, I think she ate pizza day one.

I laughed when she said 900 calories was too low, harder when she laahed and said her doctor agreed.

I chuckled when she said she’d “wreck her metabolism” eating like this. Like, girl, your metabolism is already wrecked.

I guffawed when I saw her hair was still unwashed, after what-a month? (Doesn’t it itch or the scalp hurt? Even with thick, ethnic hair A person can’t go more than a week)

I giggled when I saw the same bra she’s been wearing since she started YouTube.

Sadly, no laughs with the “fart” as I heard but instantly thought it was the dog.

Nothing new, nothing unexpected, but still amusing unto death. Denial, thy name is Amber.

@plastic holic The biomass thing interested me though. Will spoil as I think most wont care.

Spoiler

As a cdiff survivor (sepsis to boot), I know people who had stool transplants. None said they lost weight or eating habits changed, although that isn’t why they did it. I thought your own biomass grew back based on your gut system. I thought it formed as a baby and changed little, although was suggested to take probiotics to rebuild from cdiff. If it really changed people’s sizes that would be terrifying as not all of us are obese and want to change our size. You get sick, have the transplant, and if your donor is fat you may get fat? Seems odd. Since this doesn’t really pertain except as a possible fat cure (?) you can PM me if you have a response.

 

[Ann Berlin]

I know the meth option in the poll is a joke but once you're morbidly obese, can they not give you meds that cut your appetite? A lot of normal size BED patients get on Vyvanse or something usually for ADHD. I don't know if someone like Hamber could take those kind of pills without getting a heart attack or something.