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[JambledUpWords]

Any ideas on what kind of sex Al and Becky will have on Valentine’s Day?

 

[a dinosaur]

Any ideas on what kind of sex Al and Becky will have on Valentine’s Day?

None. The closest thing to sex Amber will experience is moaning while inhaling a Whitman's Sampler that Becky picked up at a gas station.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Any ideas on what kind of sex Al and Becky will have on Valentine’s Day?

The nonexistent kind. Same as usual. The real question is what kind of sex are Dana and Dustin having?

 

[JambledUpWords]

The nonexistent kind. Same as usual. The real question is what kind of sex are Dana and Dustin having?

Maybe they’ll try out butt plugs and bondage?

 

[DuckSucker]

None. The closest thing to sex Amber will experience is a moaning while inhaling a Whitman's Sampler that Becky picked up at a gas station.

You fucking kidding me, Becky's got class, she would have taken Amber's money and sprung for the Russels Stovers, the kind that come with a scratchy bear toy holding a flower.

Im just imagining that bear's dead, beady plastic eyes looking on in horror and empathy as it watches the chocolate massacre unfold before it. Quickly thrown aside when Amber rips oven the package; cast aside and spared the inhumanly hedonistic display, but forced to lie there in the corner and watch while Becky paws at Amber, pleading with her to please stop and pay attention to her or reciprocate until finally Amber overdoses and nods off into a sugar coma, chocolate drool and slobber dripping from her mouth into her folds, never having even noticed Becky worrying about her or trying to get some action.

 

[PuckishRogue]

I doubt Becky or Amber have a sex drive anymore. That much weight has to kill it.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Any ideas on what kind of sex Al and Becky will have on Valentine’s Day?

Clit stuff

 

[DuckSucker]

I doubt Becky or Amber have a sex drive anymore. That much weight has to kill it.

There are a lot of things that kill it. They also happen to have a lot of them.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Any ideas on what kind of sex Al and Becky will have on Valentine’s Day?

At first, Amber and Becky each inserting one end of a double adult implement and then grinding hatchet wounds came to mind. Then I realized their guts are so huge such an object would have to be several feet long to reach bolth of their love caves.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Their Valentine's Day sex consisted of a Christian side-hug and a Nana kiss from Becky, followed by a feast of cheesy carbs and Dove chocolate. Let's be real here.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

RIP "clit stuff"

SAUCE: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/7826-diabetes-and-female-sexuality

 

[497]

I think the drama with Becky's family killed any romance. Becky probably didn't even get a kiss. Doesn't she usually snapchat when out on a date with Becky or at restaurant on vday? figure on vday she'd be bragging somewhere on social media about how great her sex life is with the love of her life

 

[JambledUpWords]

So anyone want to take a gander at what Dana/Becky sex would look like?

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Same way they vlog. Dusty does all the work/interesting things and Dana sirs there.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Same way they vlog. Dusty does all the work/interesting things and Dana sirs there.

I would imagine Destiny as the take-charge one in probably all of her relationships in that regard.

 

[497]

Same way they vlog. Dusty does all the work/interesting things and Dana sirs there.

comparing Dusty to Becky... unless Becky perks up in a better relationship.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

So how did you guys like that huge fart she ripped on her quitting Optavia video?

 

[Probably your mom]

I imagine AL's a weeny in bed. Amber talks big but when it comes time to play, she just wants to lay back and take it because she's a lazy cow.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I imagine AL's a weeny in bed. Amber talks big but when it comes time to play, she just wants to lay back and take it because she's a lazy cow.

She’s a cow in the literal and metaphorical sense

 

[Kaiser Willy II]

At this point, I'm pretty sure they just lay side by side in bed and gyrate or something. Not much Becky can do against an immovable mass and we all know AL isn't much of a giver.