Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Could someone kindly clue me up on Optavia

Optavia is a $400 monthly mlm pyramid scheme that big AL just invested in and quit after 3 days. She assured everyone that this was what was going to finally be the magical key to losing hundreds of pounds (because she had done tons of research on it). Basically it's just a bunch of shitty meal replacement bars. AL got scared that she wasn't eating enough calories on Optavia and quit because she doesn't want to slow down her metabolism...
 
Optavia is a $400 monthly mlm pyramid scheme that big AL just invested in and quit after 3 days. She assured everyone that this was what was going to finally be the magical key to losing hundreds of pounds (because she had done tons of research on it). Basically it's just a bunch of shitty meal replacement bars. AL got scared that she wasn't eating enough calories on Optavia and quit because she doesn't want to slow down her metabolism...

Comedy gold. I can totally see Chantal doing that, she was promoting Teami tees before and her mom sells some sort of garbage too.
 
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Good grief, now she is backtracking from Thursday and is suggesting it will be Friday. Has anybody ever remarked that she is a lazy sack of shit?
Give her a break, it takes time to panic and try to sweat out all the bloating sodium she ingested after several drive thru binges. Gotta look your best on camera so no one suspects intuitive eating isn’t working. Again.
 

Progress, not perfection.
In simple terms, this means the work-out we saw, was the last work-out she did. And she binged on Arby's, or Burger King half the amount of times she would have if she was perfect. I'm guessing 2X in the last few days vs 4X. Progress, not perfection.

Such a busy, busy life Chantal leads. Never knew someone someone so busy who didn't have a job. Couldn't even film herself daily & upload. I thought those work-outs were supposed to be an inspiration.
No matter, the camera will tell all. She either lost a chin or didn't. What a bore.
 
Holy shit when she moves her legs in a standing exercise, the entire table shakes the camera. And she's out of breath standing.

edit: it might just the focus, but it's still a hilarious effect

edit 2: stop buying Dorritos, dumbass. You eat the whole bag every time you buy them - WITH hummus. All of those snack are high calorie. Stop buying snacks. Eat only meals. Problem solved.
 
I don't even know what to say anymore. Just... wow

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At 6:50 you can see SCHAAAM's tail vibrating, and that's not a good thing. When a cat's tail moves like that it's a sign of anger and anxiety. Chantal's unique demon possessed sounding version of "baby talk" would upset any living being, especially if they were subjected to it on a daily basis.
 
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