Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

Imagine thinking people will totally buy that you honestly thought chicken nuggets counted the same as skinless grilled chicken.

I don't know. I think she genuinely doesn't know the difference. This is a gorl who eats pre-cooked bacon and exclusively uses canned vegetables as "hulthy" options.

ETA: This is also the gorl who cooked her bacons for 123 seconds because the front of the package said it was as easy as 1, 2, 3. This is the same gorl who did extensive research on an MLM...well extensive to the point of doing a Google search, that was a bridge too far. This is a gorl who is terminally obese, but not inquisitive nor intelligent enough to look up healthy recipes whether or not she'd have to sit at the stove to make them. She's not the brightest bulb on the tree.

 

[Malibougie]

Amber is mentally stunted and severely mentally ill.

We will never be able to make sense of the way she thinks, nor will she survive without intervention.

She is trying to fill a hole inside of her that people coming and going coming in and out of her life have left and the abuse that she went through. That is why she is afraid of restricting calories, the emptiness inside of her probably scares and hurts her. She is unintentionally trying to kill herself if she doesn’t get help and she is succeededing.

 

[Tampon Head]

I was just about to reply this. Our gorl is a narcissist. She was "hurt" by the fact that someone could ever dream of, not only dumping her, but cheating on her. That's why she's hung up on Destiny. Not because she loved her per se, but because she lost whatever Destiny brought to the table before she had a back-up or was done using her and was ready to move on. IE someone to clean (what little was done was by Destiny), give her rides, etc. It was about control, and she lost it.

The need to control everything in her life is also the main thing that dooms all of her weight loss attempts. As we've seen with the recent Optavia debacle, Amber doesn't like it when she can't eat over 800-1,300 calories, so she inevitably abandons the program. This is another reason why all weight loss plans and diets will fail because they deviate from her path of daily 5,000 calorie binges.

Amber would rather die before 35 than lose control. The ironic thing is that despite her intense desire to control all facets of both her life and the lives of those around her, she can't control the one thing that she has complete control over: her body.

If she can't even stop her body from packing on dozens of pounds, then does she have the gumption to control anything in her life?

 

[ADHD]

Amber would rather die before 35 than lose control. The ironic thing is that despite her intense desire to control all facets of both her life and the lives of those around her, she can't control the one thing that she has complete control over: her body.

You would think that her need for control would lead her down the path of anorexia. It's almost a shame that it hasn't, because it would be years before she would get anywhere near a low enough bodyweight to require intervention.

 

[DaintyHole]

If she can't even stop her body from packing on dozens of pounds, then does she have the gumption to control anything in her life?

That's exactly why she controls other peoples lives. She has no real control of herself, even if she thinks she does by eating enough to feed a normal person for 3 days.

 

[literally low-key]

Al doesn't want to lose weight because that is what makes her special. She would lose her job at the YouTube Circus.

 

[Aldora]

Al doesn't want to lose weight because that is what makes her special. She would lose her job at the YouTube Circus.

I think she does want to lose weight, not only because her body is disabling her, but I also think she sees herself as a sassy thin mean girl type. The issue is that she just doesnt want to stop eating. She wants to be thin and still eat 6000 calories a day.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Instead of fucking up her life by being unmotivated, uneducated, lazy, nasty, and melodramatic, she's fucking up her life by being obese. This is because she's convinced herself that obesity is an "out". It's not her fault; it's her disease. No one can blame her. She didn't do those disgusting things. She didn't scream at Becky or neglect Twinkie or just not bother to shower. She's not a bad person. She's not lazy or gluttonous or just plain dumb and unlikable. She has a disease.

Maybe no one will love her for who she is, but maybe they'll pity her for being afflicted with that disease. And meanwhile, it's not her fault that everything around her is shitty. She didn't waste her life. She had a disease.

So much safer this way. Everyone hates her because she's fat, not because she's awful. Her job prospects are zero, not because she was too unmotivated to get an education and too lazy to get experience; no, it's because she's physically incapable of working (and even if she wasn't, no one will hire a fatty because people are too prejudiced). Even Krystle's dad said so.

She has a disease. That's why she doesn't accomplish anything. She has a disease. That's why you can't be mean to her. She has a disease. That's why her life sucks.

But there's a silver lining: At least she gets to eat whatever she wants.

And she deserves that much pleasure in life. After all, she has a disease.

 

[Xenomorph]

Al doesn't want to lose weight because that is what makes her special. She would lose her job at the YouTube Circus.

This. I firmly believe this. Plus she would be held to a standard and not pitied.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber did TRUE RESEARCH, so don't try and tell her that Optavia doesn't work, you uneducated haydurs! She just wasn't able to continue on this amazeeen, completely sustainable program because her singing doctor wouldn't let her!

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Amber did TRUE RESEARCH, so don't try and tell her that Optavia doesn't work, you uneducated haydurs! She just wasn't able to continue on this amazeeen, completely sustainable program because her singing doctor wouldn't let her!

Shut up Amber. Just admit you were wrong instead of trying to double down.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

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Amber did TRUE RESEARCH, so don't try and tell her that Optavia doesn't work, you uneducated haydurs! She just wasn't able to continue on this amazeeen, completely sustainable program because her singing doctor wouldn't let her!

The balls to defend a diet she couldn’t stick with for three days.

It’s amazing the pants on fire whoppers she tells on her social media accounts make the lahs in her videos seem small by comparison.

 

[Malibougie]

I’m dying to know which restaurant AL chose and made Becky take her to, or pick up take our from for their super romantic Valentine’s Day meal. You know she didn’t offer to go to Becky’s favorite restaurant or offer to let Becky choose. I would be shocked if she did.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Not even half a month amber.

That top comment is SAVAGE on her return

 

[sperginity]

I think she does want to lose weight, not only because her body is disabling her, but I also think she sees herself as a sassy thin mean girl type. The issue is that she just doesnt want to stop eating. She wants to be thin and still eat 6000 calories a day.

the only people who get to do that are bulimics and they also tend to die a lot. She is out of options.

 

[497]

is Optavia going to be the new Weight Watchers? Is she going to go another round? Maybe she has some feelings left and wants to give it another go. Go for it AL just to entertain your viewers.

 

[Strine]

is Optavia going to be the new Weight Watchers? Is she going to go another round? Maybe she has some feelings left and wants to give it another go. Go for it AL just to entertain your viewers.

Gorl is frivolous with money at the best of times but I think even she isn't going to spend $400 on another package of grotesquely overpriced diet food to wholly consume in two days and then say "isn't for her" again. There'll be trendy diets she can waste money on, don't worry, but $400 is a large sum for someone we all know doesn't make what she claims to make per month.

 

[ADHD]

You know she didn’t offer to go to Becky’s favorite restaurant or offer to let Becky choose.

Of course not. Why should Becky get to choose? Amber's the one making the money. If Becky wants to pick where to eat, Becky should get a job.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Of course not. Why should Becky get to choose? Amber's the one making the money. If Becky wants to pick where to eat, Becky should get a job.

Becky does not have cash employment but gets paid in kind for her work as drunken chauffeuse and asspatter (possibly also asswiper), to Amber. Amber and Becky have both chosen this path freely.

On the other hand, I don't think Eric should get to choose anything, since his husband earns all the income, cooks all the food , does all the housework, and all the driving.

 

[497]

Gorl is frivolous with money at the best of times but I think even she isn't going to spend $400 on another package of grotesquely overpriced diet food to wholly consume in two days and then say "isn't for her" again. There'll be trendy diets she can waste money on, don't worry, but $400 is a large sum for someone we all know doesn't make what she claims to make per month.

You'd think so but it's AL. She throws away $1000s in torrid clothes that don't even fit her and that she can't wear. I'm just not sure why she's still defending the program. it didn't do or teach her anything.