Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Gladatha]

I'm not sure where to begin with this but him refusing to say the word ass and spelling it out instead is ridiculous. Is it such a curse word? Will you get demonetized? Are you not going to heaven? It's really not that bad you need to self censor it.

I also think it's hilarious that he uses a product called "Infidel Pork Rub" which is actually horrifying that he supports a company like this so openly. And he still refuses to say the name of the product. Classless, trashy Americans stereotypes are really something else.

Also you know for sure that he's sending that grill back so he can write if off on his tax return.

 

[JackDavis]

How many motherfucking smokers does this motherfucker have? His smoker/grill review videos have to be rivaling his chili videos by now.
Now to some choice quotes.
"It's from a company named Grill Your A-S-S off" He's such a good Christian. Will berate service workers, but will not say the A-word."
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's coming in my mouth."
He gets winded scoring the pork. Man this dude is making a 5 pound pork butt, a rack of ribs and a whole chicken.
Tammy has to set this up for him, there's no way this mega-obese woman isn't furious right now.
"People who design these things do not put them together" Okay, sure Jack.
"It has icicles on top!" It's called frost.
I think he has workers in his house right now, doing reno maybe? So he invites them down to taste his food. I dunno, I find that weird.
He finds the 275 upper limit not high enough because he might want to bake.. in a smoker.

 

[Gladatha]

He does the reviews so he can make cheap money on his fanbase while indulging in his hobby of being an asshole to menials and just being a moron in general. This is the guy who spite rates restaurants ones if other customers or staff want him to stop filming.

To be honest, I'm not sure he can be making that much money from YouTube from Jack on the Go alone. He seems to be averaging 5k views at best with his highest views on this page at 13k just before the stroke. Unless the restaurant is paying for his meal, which I don't think they would be because he gives such caustic reviews and he's a giant nobody.

Cooking with Jack fares slightly better at about 9k views on average over the past 2 months. but it's not the millions of views that he probably wishes for.

How many motherfucking smokers does this motherfucker have? His smoker/grill review videos have to be rivaling his chili videos by now.
Now to some choice quotes.
"It's from a company named Grill Your A-S-S off" He's such a good Christian. Will berate service workers, but will not say the A-word."
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's coming in my mouth."
He gets winded scoring the pork. Man this dude is making a 5 pound pork butt, a rack of ribs and a whole chicken.
Tammy has to set this up for him, there's no way this mega-obese woman isn't furious right now.
"People who design these things do not put them together" Okay, sure Jack.
"It has icicles on top!" It's called frost.
I think he has workers in his house right now, doing reno maybe? So he invites them down to taste his food. I dunno, I find that weird.
He finds the 275 upper limit not high enough because he might want to bake.. in a smoker.

DON'T FORGET, HE DOUBLE DIPPED!!!

He tasted the seasoning from the spoon and then dipped it directly into the sauce. This guy who is so "stringent" about kitchen hygiene just contaminated the sauce.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The man baby is angry. I'm surprised the guy that thought Spotted Dick was great comedy doesn't like the name Cock of the Walk Restaurant.

I'm impressed how someone who's blatantly from out of state manages to fit in so well with the obese, entitled, and outright stupid people who already live in Tennessee.

I’d be supprized if one of the restaurants that Jack visits goes out of business after his visit.

This particular restaurant has been there for decades thanks to the fact it's down the road from some major tourist attractions and the Nashville airport. Jack will be as successful at hurting their business as he is at being an internet chef.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I also think it's hilarious that he uses a product called "Infidel Pork Rub" which is actually horrifying that he supports a company like this so openly. And he still refuses to say the name of the product. Classless, trashy Americans stereotypes are really something else.

I think he is just dumb and doesn't get the joke. He probably thinks infidel is a spice.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's coming in my mouth."

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=6NxnlYga0Uw#/78;80

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I also think it's hilarious that he uses a product called "Infidel Pork Rub" which is actually horrifying that he supports a company like this so openly.

Lol calm down with the pearl clutching there. If you think that's bad you have led a very, very sheltered life.

 

[Aaway]

To be honest, I'm not sure he can be making that much money from YouTube from Jack on the Go alone. He seems to be averaging 5k views at best with his highest views on this page at 13k just before the stroke. Unless the restaurant is paying for his meal, which I don't think they would be because he gives such caustic reviews and he's a giant nobody.

Cooking with Jack fares slightly better at about 9k views on average over the past 2 months. but it's not the millions of views that he probably wishes for.

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yeah according to socialblade he's made no more than $31 off any JOTG video this year since last month. and there's absolutely no way restaurants pay for his meals. i'm sure there have been times in the past where new restaurants tell him to come do a review (terrible mistake) and likely have paid for his food, but there's zero chance that's happened recently. of course he probably thinks he should be comped every time he goes out to eat because in his head he's this bigtime youtube star food reviewer. he thinks he's such a big star that he did that grill giveaway during his last bbq wars to the first person who recognized him but of course no one outside several Tennessee middle age housewives know who he is

as for his latest video, it's pretty cringy how he actually doesn't say the word ass out loud for whatever reason. probably because he thinks that's "un-christian," but berating servers and supporting napalming a group of people isn't right? and he's obviously too stupid to get the "infidel" reference. but obviously since he supports napalming palestinians he'd be loving it if he actually got it

 

[Bassomatic]

What's sad people like Joey world tour make real money (hes got a real job too) and get free shit and they are at least open they are fatties giving into gorging.

Jack cant even do as well as a Disney obsessed man child who eats ice cream with no hands and shovels hand fills of burgers in his mouth.

Most of the people who do the food stuff on side do take a few buck hit on doing it but it's a hobby jack just does it for the ego yet cant get a few pity bucks because no one takes him seriously.

 

[AnOminous]

To be honest, I'm not sure he can be making that much money from YouTube from Jack on the Go alone. He seems to be averaging 5k views at best with his highest views on this page at 13k just before the stroke. Unless the restaurant is paying for his meal, which I don't think they would be because he gives such caustic reviews and he's a giant nobody.

This is why you shouldn't let assholes like this film in your restaurant. A positive review from this worthless stroked out cocksucker means nothing, and even if you do let this prick harass your other customers while they're eating for his bullshit video, he'll just give you a bad review because he's too dumb to read a menu, he's in a bad mood that day, or just for no reason at all.

Jack cant even do as well as a Disney obsessed man child who eats ice cream with no hands and shovels hand fills of burgers in his mouth.

Joey is disgusting, but at least he's not a complete dick like Jack.

 

[JackDavis]

With Jack being a pussy about saying the word "ass", this is just a reminder that Jack's YT username is jakatak69
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

 

[DuckSucker]

He's the ultimate manchild 18-year-old brah, it's both infuriating and hilarious. He even eats like a teenage boy.

I imagine him in his backwards cap sticking his tongue out at 50-something and going like "Yeah Jr. give her the shocker BRAH!" and he uses his good arm to flop his other one on the table and push his ring finger ingo his palm and awkwardly shuffle it into a fist, then hold it up, proud and limp--"two in the pink, one in the stink amitrite--get her unaware bro bitches love it when you manhandle them and act manly and aggressive!" "Grab her like the pussy, its like a bowling ball amirite?!"

He would never do that actually, but it seems like just somewhere under the surface, that version of Jack is just biding and growing, it's like a swear jar but every time Jack has to pretend to be a Christian, he feeds that little demon inside him.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I think he is just dumb and doesn't get the joke. He probably thinks infidel is a spice.

Remember, Jack goes to a fundie megachurch with a preacher who wants to kill Palestinian babies with napalm.

 

[Rei is shit]

I love how jack starts criticizing the design of this thing before he has even used it. Especially when he starts the video by saying"its an electric chip smoker... I don't know what that means"

Highlight of the video is finally getting a good idea of how many grills jack owns.

 

[Aaway]

He's the ultimate manchild 18-year-old brah, it's both infuriating and hilarious. He even eats like a teenage boy.

I imagine him in his backwards cap sticking his tongue out at 50-something and going like "Yeah Jr. give her the shocker BRAH!" and he uses his good arm to flop his other one on the table and push his ring finger ingo his palm and awkwardly shuffle it into a fist, then hold it up, proud and limp--"two in the pink, one in the stink amitrite--get her unaware bro bitches love it when you manhandle them and act manly and aggressive!" "Grab her like the pussy, its like a bowling ball amirite?!"

He would never do that actually, but it seems like just somewhere under the surface, that version of Jack is just biding and growing, it's like a swear jar but every time Jack has to pretend to be a Christian, he feeds that little demon inside him.

the way he dresses in his JOTG videos infuriates me

like why is a 50 year old man wearing a minescraft snapback cap?

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, Jack goes to a fundie megachurch with a preacher who wants to kill Palestinian babies with napalm.

Plus he's a legit convicted murderer.

 

[Adamska]

Highlight of the video is finally getting a good idea of how many grills jack owns.
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I reckon that if Jack survives his next stroke, we may be seeing a hoarder saga soon.

Seriously, you don't need so many fucking grills unless you are starting a small vendor business or some shit.

 

[Aaway]

wait. this guy wants to do a 5k in 3 months and is bragging about how he just walked around the mall without needing to rest?

 

[Skeletor]

I wonder how many of his views are just for the lols.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

He has to work his way up to a 3 mile walk?

Last I checked, a stroked out arm doesn’t slow your roll THAT much.