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That Damned Tiger said:
No, we all know he's too dimwitted to play Tetris. That much we're certain of.
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I think his biggest problem would be his eyesight, not being able to see clearly would hinder his ability to to distinguish the different shapes of the pieces.
He would start raging about the game being buggy because in his mind the shapes of the pieces would change after he set them down.

Also he wouldn't play the game because he couldn't check his phone or monitor Chat for "interaction" for prolonged periods of time.

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And Tetris wouldn't make a good "twitch pays D$P plays" stream ala Minecraft with chat handholding.
 
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If the last time he played Tetris was any indication, quick thinking, especially the kind needed for Tetris, isn't his forte. That and he probably thinks it won't bring in the munny. Unfortunately, this means we probably won't see him rage against the entire country of Russia because of online lag.
 
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Oh dear god I just popped in on the jump force stream and he made his avatar look exactly like all those weird anime fanarts of him in the pre stream. So many cucks dreams come true, DSP has become the anime husbando they always saw him as
 

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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Oh dear god I just popped in on the jump force stream and he made his avatar look exactly like all those weird anime fanarts of him in the pre stream. So many cucks dreams come true, DSP has become the anime husbando they always saw him as
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That stream he had where he watched his old shit he kept saying how fat he used to be, how chubby his face was and really cringe stuff. He also often whines about his hairline and how he's totally not balding.

I really wonder, does he see himself as that retard in his fanart?
 
kebab4you said:
Phil loved your idea regarding doing another retrospective event!
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This is strange. Don't remember anyone complaining he made an absurd amount of money from the last one. Does he really need the self ego boost that bad, and if he does can't he just watch his old videos with Kat and tell her about how right he was, is, and always will be? Make her earn that office.
 
slacktauren said:
He just said that he has to wait for papers on how much he earned from Youtube to see how much taxes he has to pay in 2018, otherwise he has to eyeball it.
Bitch it's not that hard to grab a regular ass A4 paper and write how much you get each month.

Phil is running a national wide business from the sound of it.
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Question: I was under the impression that D$P is paying a Tax Attorney THOUSANDS of dollars to do his taxes. Why would he need to "eyeball" any figures?Is he doing his taxes and then sending them to his Tax Attorney to prepare his taxes AFTER he has already done so himself? @.@

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Phil loved your idea regarding doing another retrospective event!
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Wurstbrot said:
Goals have to motivate people, Phil. "Empty your wallets and I will bore you to the point you turn to Jesus and pray for salvation" is not a great motivator.
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He's got that page of Pay-me-tons $5+ suggestions left over that stream chat didn't pick to be played. Not to mention he must have accidentally rewatched multiple vids in his 2nd 'retropestive' from a defunct YT that is only accessible via a 'tractor' uploading them for posterity. I don't think he's shown a single gameplay video from DSPGaming yet. D$P Rewind can be milked as the New Sub Goal for years without a penny out of pocket spent on pesky games he has to 'play'. One and done! No more days and days of slogging thru some game he has to buy and then spend time playing. It's a win/win. Probably kicking himself for not doing this sooner.

On a side note:
Jumpforce: Said to be buggy= Comedy Gold
Crackdown 3: Said to be buggy= skip
Difference ? He already bought the $60 Jumpforce
 
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JamFlowMan said:
This is strange. Don't remember anyone complaining he made an absurd amount of money from the last one. Does he really need the self ego boost that bad, and if he does can't he just watch his old videos with Kat and tell her about how right he was, is, and always will be? Make her earn that office.
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I think he's just at the point where he's looking for any excuse not to play games. He was hypocritically complaining earlier about how all the new games coming out supposedly suck because they are getting negative reviews. If he is actually struggling even half as much as he claims, he might finally be at the point where he's not willing to throw 60 bucks down the drain. Or more, since Phil seems like a sucker for special editions. Or just preordering games twice because he's too lazy to check if he already has it.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
This is strange. Don't remember anyone complaining he made an absurd amount of money from the last one. Does he really need the self ego boost that bad, and if he does can't he just watch his old videos with Kat and tell her about how right he was, is, and always will be? Make her earn that office.
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It's not strange at all. This way he doesn't have to play games.
 
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