🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph's booze-hounding has gotten so out of hand, it's become a part of him - even when he's not drinking, he still shoots himself in the foot.
Alcoholics Anonymous arc when?

Exceptional Mafioso said:
A guy spends months attempting to make every post a provocative one to annoy or rile people up, making threads more about him than the actual subject. Then he gets assblasted when people decide they don't want him around.

CololnelJ at your service. :popcorn:
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I'm getting King of Pol vibes for some reason?
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
It's to late for him to try and play off the gunt meme, we all already know it gets to.
Real question is, does it put him in a bad enough headspace to flag videos.
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I'm so fucking tempted to try and produce a music video. Basically a parody of the song "You are a cunt" by Kat McSnatch.

You've got a gunt, gunt, gunt, gunt,
A big fat stinkin' gunt!
Say it ain't true but I'm here to tell you
It's a motherfuckin' gunt!

You've got a gunt, gunt, gunt, gunt,
A motherfuckin' gunt!
Everybody knows from your head to your toes,
Half your body is a gunt!
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
I'm so fucking tempted to try and produce a music video. Basically a parody of the song "You are a cunt" by Kat McSnatch.

You've got a gunt, gunt, gunt, gunt,
A big fat stinkin' gunt!
Say it ain't true but I'm here to tell you
It's a motherfuckin' gunt!

You've got a gunt, gunt, gunt, gunt,
A motherfuckin' gunt!
Everybody knows from your head to your toes,
Half your body is a gunt!
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Dont let your dreams be dreams. DO IT
 
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Null said:
I just woke up again, but to give this context: Trump was giving a speech on signing the budget bill / declaring a national emergency and /pol/ was watching in the FOX News livestream with like 10,000 people. I happened to see someone making jokes related to IBS so I just posted that and within seconds it was on fucking /cow/'s cyclical. It actually made me laugh.

Edit: What floors me with the gunt stuff is that, when that picture got posted I made like a "ralph nooo" post and shrugged it off. I haven't watched much TRR since the Knoxville stuff, but for Thursday Night I tune in and Ralph sounds like he's really fucking mad and shit. I peek over at /cow/ and what I thought was just like, an unfortunate picture everyone had forgotten about, was morphed into some crazy shit where people were taking the pictures and using tools to make textures so they could warp the textures over shapes and make animals out of it.

I mean in this video people are making bees out of flesh with wings out of the clothes he's wearing. Then, they're taking that nightmare fuel and making anime music videos out of it with full animation. I've never seen /cow/ so productive, ever.
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Yeah /cow/ has been working hard on the memes. They did the same thing to Veeh as well. Youd be surprised.
 
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https://twitter.com/Leviticus19_18/status/1096799563887853568

https://www.stream.me/theguntretort

More in the Zoom thread or just look at Josh's timeline.
 
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Buggins said:
Yes, @Goddosupido on Twitter.

Still complaining about @Null right now... does this guy want your dick, or what is the deal with him?
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Not a good look for Ralph then.

The KS crew has been worryingly tight with Zoom already, if there's a Saegonesque guntfather arrangement going on Ralph is already lost. It'll just be a question of time before Zooms retardation drags them all down.
 
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I guess wild goose skipped zoom on his quest to sunset all shitbulls, and now ralph has adopted it and is that one porch monkey we all know that walks around walking it with a random link chain and choke collar.
 
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Still complaining about @Null right now... does this guy want your dick, or what is the deal with him?
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I think he sees me as someone he can easily punch down at. I've been ignoring him because he's very obviously an attention whore, but this is ridiculous. I was watching TheGuntRetort out of boredom and immediately after showing these audio clips his channel is 404'd. I had never heard them before and I didn't realize how bad they are.

You wanna sit and cry about me all day Corey? Go for it. You fuck Ethan Gunt, Editor-in-Chief of TheGuntReport.gg? We've got a problem. How thin skinned do you have to be to find some mumbling foreigner restreaming your shit problematic enough for you to cry to the stream police.

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