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[break these cuffs]

Unless you have a UTI, urine is sterile.

Urine is not sterile. It's only started coming out in studies in the last five years or so and has been found in women with urinary incontinence issues and healthy women.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

It's like when the claim they experience "full body orgasms" like real women. LOL except women don't get orgasms like this and neither do men.

B-but the sex havers on r/sex said this was true, why would they lie to me

Anyone else trying to navigate male friendship as a woman/ discovering the more subtle misogynistic expectations of our society?

I'm mtf. In the past, as a male, I would have just hung out with a male friend even if I had only recently met them. After transition I think it would be awkward to ask a guy to do that. Mainly because they may misconstrue it as a date or just generally be uncomfortable because I'm trans, or even be potentially dangerous. It's just been a difficult thing for me to cope with because I'd really like to make new friends, but I can't see hanging out with men anymore because of this, and I feel like I make women uncomfortable, especially since I'm gay and am engaged to a woman. I'm just trying to better figure out this strange dynamic a lot of us have going on, and in some ways cis women deal with it too, particularly in regard to male friends. It's just been difficult to figure it out with actual people since making friends is so difficult outside of school. And I see it's almost inherent to adults, so many of us are lonely.

Now that I'm a woman, why does no one like me?

cwatx

20 points·21 hours ago

Not exaclty trying to navigate any male relationships as a woman, so not the same thing, but regarding your comment "discovering the more subtle misogynistic expectations of our society"



OH MY GOD, YES.



I don't know if I will ever transition (or even what I call myself yet). But I feel like _every_ AMAB should have to go through this doubt on a deep and existential level. The questioning of their very gender. I've always been kind and open minded and respectful of women. But in the midst of questioning myself, I have really started to "get" things in a way that's beyond my rational self and beyond even my empathetic self. I'm starting to feel these things on a gut level, if that makes sense.

I'm not saying I can truly understand another person's experience, but I see so many things more clearly now than I ever did. I notice things that men do all the time. And the concept of "women's spaces" now resonates with me deeply. More so every day

I transitioned into a woman, and I immediately got a +10 to empathy and I WILL be using the women's spaces that were previously denied me. (The "BIGOT!" is implied)

leoruizx

7 points·21 hours ago

lol I dont pass but im starting to change(smooth skin,breasts) and my grandma told me to not hang out with my guy freinds anymore because they might wanna do something to me. They know I'm transgender and we usually smoke pot and drink a lot when we hang out so she is scared that they might abuse me if im drunk because im somewhat of a sissy. idk I saw your post and thought it was like what my grandma told me good luck pal :p

Absolutely a fetish post, but "I still look like a man, but now that I have soft womanly skin and pillowy breasts I have to be careful that I don't get raped by rapey men that rape tee hee, my granny warned me" is so fucking

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

A bit of a tummy ache and being a bit more emotional than usual. That is to say, things that you can make happen to yourself if you believe hard enough. Delusion leading into psychosomatic illness.

Well that and many alternating peaks and troughs in their poorly regulated artificial hormone levels.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

lol I dont pass but im starting to change(smooth skin,breasts) and my grandma told me to not hang out with my guy freinds anymore because they might wanna do something to me.

His grandma is either an idiot or he is lying

 

[s0mbra]

TReddit discusses their botched dick inversions
Archive tho the thread is developing

Ancient horror show

“The term for cis women is vaginismus”

Lmao no buddy, vaginal muscles contracting are not the same thing as scar tissue covering your inside out dick

"had some pretty amazing lesbian sex, even with a penis"

You are not having lesbian sex. You are not a lesbian. Lesbians do not like your cock. Lesbians do not like your inverted gash wound. Lesbians do not like men. You are a man. I can promise you this. Ugh.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

To be as fair as possible, at least most cis women don't even know that.

Because it's erectile tissue. When they become aroused, it still becomes engorged just like it did as part of their penis, and the bits and pieces left of it strain and tear the surrounding tissue.

Very true, neither trannies or cis men or women know this stuff, so let's educate the forum:

This is a schematic anatomical image of the male and female corpora cavernosa, limp (on the left) and erect (on the right). As you can see, these parts are homologous in men and women. The reason why men and women can orgasm is because they both have this part, in men it developed outwards into the penis and in women it developed inwards with only a small going towards the outside under the hood of the clitoris.

Transwomen who have had SRS do not have a clitoris because the only homologous part in the male (that in theory could have been used to create a fuctioning clitoris) has been removed completely during SRS. A repositioned glans is sexually useless without the corpora cavernosa that was underneath it. It is not a "clitoris" and does not have the function of a woman's clitoris, which becomes engorged during arousal. A repositioned glans serves a purely cosmetic function to simulate the look of a vagina with a visible "clitoris", that is otherwise completely non-functional in terms of how a working clitoris facilitates a woman's arousal and orgasm.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

TReddit discusses their botched dick inversions
Archive tho the thread is developing

Ancient horror show

“The term for cis women is vaginismus”

Lmao no buddy, vaginal muscles contracting are not the same thing as scar tissue covering your inside out dick

Look at this shit. At least someone disagreed with his crazy fantasy

I know it's too late to give me the clitoral glans I want. I can't imagine how they could cosmetically enlarge it without some kind of graft or release it for natural movement without cutting sexual nerves, and I won't give up on orgasms completely, knowing I'm still capable. But they should be able to expand the tissues of the groin & labia until they can release the hood to cover the glans (maybe even loosely), tuck it on either side after micro-lipo to create those skin folds (sulci), do delicate plastic surgery to simulate a frenulum while tucking the labia into separate majora & minora, with a little blip at the bottom forming a fourchette. I suspect they can cosmetically enlarge the clitoral shaft with some Alloderm grafts inserted under the hood, and puff the labia majora with fat injections. They can open my vagina up surgically and add depth with a self-lubricating, mucosa-like, peritoneal graft at the very top. I'd then get electrolysis to completely clear the labia minora, followed by medical vulva tattooing at Dr. McGinn's office for natural coloration, and to simulate natal texture & shading.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

His grandma is either an idiot or he is lying

Yeah I think he's lying as well, but if it is true it's probably a near senile octogenarian trying to wrap her head around her grandson voluntarily ending his genetic line and descending into insanity

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

her grandson voluntarily ending his genetic line and descending into insanity

Crazy people shouldn't reproduce anyway.

 

[Bees]

Look at this shit. At least someone disagreed with his crazy fantasy

Oh the guy you quoted here is a real doozy:

The most important parts of surgery for me were labia minora sticking out from between my labia majora, and a long, protruding, high-end-of-normal-but-still-normal-size-range clitoral shaft with a large glans attached by a frenulum to the labia minora, which would taper to a fourchette at the bottom. The vagina wasn't an afterthought because partners will probably want one to be there, but I told her to sacrifice vaginal depth as necessary to provide enough clitoral & labial tissue.

No labia minora, although I was told only that they'd be smaller than I wanted because of issues with blood supply to such tissue. No frenulum. No fourchette. A clitoral glans 1/6 the size I asked for, taken from the wrong part of the glans penis (but I was warned ahead of that & assured it would be fine), not shaped naturally, fully exposed, unnaturally immobile. Instead of a protruding clitoral column covered by a partly retractable hood with grooves or skin folds on either side, the whole area is flat in appearance, concave to the touch. If I separate my thighs even slightly, everything pops wide open with a smacking sound. The vestibule looks perfectly natural, though--great job on that. The labia majora are very flat, except right in front--when I'm standing, they look normal--but otherwise they aren't puffy at all. They don't come together to form lips, they just form a slight crease, like a Barbie doll.

Medicaid cannot easily fight me for second-stage SRS coverage. I have appointments later this year to see surgeons about this in NYC. I hope I'm not overly optimistic about their artistic capabilities.

Fucking leech is demanding everyone chip in for his fetish cosmetic surgery. At least I get to enjoy some schadenfreude for my contribution to this perfectly normal, perfectly natural blossoming (((woman )))

 

[Terrorist]

Crazy people shouldn't reproduce anyway.

gonna go out on a limb here and say its not exactly a tragedy that a dude who cuts his dick off to make himself a pretty prinxess isn't able to be a dad

 

[NerdShamer]

gonna go out on a limb here and say its not exactly a tragedy that a dude who cuts his dick off to make himself a pretty prinxess isn't able to be a dad

But it can become one if most of the world's population are trooning out (hopefully, this wouldn't go that far).

 

[SourDiesel]

But it can become one if most of the world's population are trooning out (hopefully, this wouldn't go that far).

Meh. The planet's overpopulated anyway. No huge loss imo.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Urine is not sterile. It's only started coming out in studies in the last five years or so and has been found in women with urinary incontinence issues and healthy women.

This is interesting. Considering there are post-ops with bits of bowels up there as well they better learn to wipe really thoroughly.

 

[Gone_Fission]

Look at this shit. At least someone disagreed with his crazy fantasy

This reads less like a patient seeking medical care for a legitimate condition and more like a spergy car forum post about how they're going to do a supercharged Chevy LS install and drivetrain swap into a Mazda RX-8 and somehow it'll make the car be a ZR1 Corvette.

 

[NerdShamer]

The planet's overpopulated anyway.

Try telling that to the people who keep saying "technology will deal with the overpopulation crisis in the future."

So on MtF: Fighting between an fetishist and a troon. Note how the HRT skeptic was downvoted.

 

[break these cuffs]

No labia minora, although I was told only that they'd be smaller than I wanted because of issues with blood supply to such tissue. No frenulum. No fourchette. A clitoral glans 1/6 the size I asked for, taken from the wrong part of the glans penis (but I was warned ahead of that & assured it would be fine), not shaped naturally, fully exposed, unnaturally immobile. Instead of a protruding clitoral column covered by a partly retractable hood with grooves or skin folds on either side, the whole area is flat in appearance, concave to the touch. If I separate my thighs even slightly, everything pops wide open with a smacking sound. The vestibule looks perfectly natural, though--great job on that. The labia majora are very flat, except right in front--when I'm standing, they look normal--but otherwise they aren't puffy at all. They don't come together to form lips, they just form a slight crease, like a Barbie doll.

Do these freaks not realize that a cosmetic surgeon, comestic/looks/appearance, is using various tissues to make something that looks sort of like a vagina as best they can? Cutters in Thailand who've been doing this for decades can probably do a better job, but this isn't a team of doctors creating a functional vagina from stem cells or using a donor vagina from a women who doesn't need one anymore. What the fuck are they thinking?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

What the fuck are they thinking?

This man is fucking delusional. He wants to make his fetish dreams come true and pretends to know better than a surgeon. Also he doesn't want to pay for the surgery, greedy agp fucker.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Oh the guy you quoted here is a real doozy:


Fucking leech is demanding everyone chip in for his fetish cosmetic surgery. At least I get to enjoy some schadenfreude for my contribution to this perfectly normal, perfectly natural blossoming (((woman )))

This reads less like a patient seeking medical care for a legitimate condition and more like a spergy car forum post about how they're going to do a supercharged Chevy LS install and drivetrain swap into a Mazda RX-8 and somehow it'll make the car be a ZR1 Corvette.

Yeah, you definitely get that impression when you see stuff like this...

I am recovering from a non-standard vaginoplasty: I kept my penis. Ask me a couple things. (Serious, NSFW)

A few months ago I had a non-standard bottom surgery: I had a vaginoplasty while maintaining my penis.


Proof (NSFW pictures)


I opted not to have my urethra re-routed, so I can still urinate while standing up. Full erectile function has been maintained. Since the penile skin was off-limits, a skin graft was used to make my vagina. My outer labia were not defined during this procedure, but I have been told that can be done easily when I go in for a revision in the future.


Recovery has been pretty smooth. Less remodeling was done than with a standard vaginoplasty, so I have been healing fairly quickly. For the first week the majority of the pain was from the skin graft donor site, which reduced daily. I was in the hospital for 3 days before going home. Stopped taking painkillers (Percoset) on day 4, as pain levels had dropped to a manageable levels.


After a week, the protective-but-very-stiff-and-scratchy-and-annoying pad was removed (FYI: sutures under pressure SNAP like a rubber band when cut, OW!), the packing was removed (free magic show!), and I was taught how to dilate. I started on the green #3 dilator, which went in up to the last dot. I am still dilating using the green #3 dilator mainly.


I am not the first person to have this procedure done, but I appear to be the first person to share part of their experience after having it done, though. There are currently a handful of other trans folk signed up for this same procedure and waiting for their dates to come around.


I will try to answer some of your questions, but there are some things I will not answer in detail at this time. I might take a while to respond. Please keep things respectful

 

[OttoWest]

This man is fucking delusional. He wants to make his fetish dreams come true and pretends to know better than a surgeon. Also he doesn't want to pay for the surgery, greedy agp fucker.

Same troon, buyer’s remorse: