Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It was Dana who did that (according to a clip from a Michaelbepetty video)

Ah yes. Thank you.

What can I say? I get the obnoxious-obese-idiot-lesbians mixed up sometimes.

 

[Guardsman42]

Apparently she can’t fool everyone

I just spat dr pepper through my nose. That comment for some reason is epic to me. She got called out hardcore.

 

[Twinkie]

Does she think there are people out there who DON'T brush their hair before showering? What a fucking idiot.

 

[Dovahshit]

5 years later:

hhhmmm

 

[raritycunt]

I feel like her journal hoarding is similar to that of a grandma who hoards weird ornaments. They don’t necessarily like them they just want to add to the collection.

 

[TheBingeMonster]

Amberlynn viewing Zachs new video with added cuntylynn "facts" and or "corrections".

 

[Malibougie]

Girl your hair is the last thing you should worry about

She assumes that everyone walks around with unbrushed hair? Not everyone has to manage a rat’s nest before or after they shower. I wouldn’t consider brushing my hair a lifehack or life changing..ever. What would be life changing for her is some exercise daily and smaller portions. Ijs, but you do you AL

I think Amber has as many DVDs as Becky,

She gave a lot of her old lady jewelry to Rafe, and I love that she gave clothes to Dana who sold them. Lol

Yes, AL got evicted it seems because she had to move out overnight. I think she gave away a lot, tossed some and left the rest.

 

[Guardsman42]

Lifehack: Owning a Brush and not having arms to fat to use it.

Another Lifehack: Don't be heavier then a fucking manatee Hamber.

 

[Synthwave]

Amberlynn viewing Zachs new video with added cuntylynn "facts" and or "corrections".

What a cunt. Immature? Yeah, how about them 1000 journals with unicorns and puppies, meant mainly for children or preteens, not to mention colouring books. She is so salty and for what? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[raritycunt]

Amberlynn viewing Zachs new video with added cuntylynn "facts" and or "corrections".

I said from the beginning that it was Twinkie groaning because you can hear it a few times before then. Twinkie does groan and strain because the poor thing is so big.

 

[Baby Sister]

I said from the beginning that it was Twinkie groaning because you can hear it a few times before then. Twinkie does groan and strain because the poor thing is so big.

I want to believe it was a fart, but there is no way Amberlynn’s flatulance is that quiet lez be real, gorls.

 

[pecansandies]

I want to believe it was a fart, but there is no way Amberlynn’s flatulance is that quiet lez be real, gorls.

tea. I would imagine they register somewhere in the "foghorn" or "thousands of marbles falling down wood stairs" territories

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

What a cunt. Immature? Yeah, how about them 1000 journals with unicorns and puppies, meant mainly for children or preteens, not to mention colouring books. She is so salty and for what? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

the fact that shes going so hard on the defensive with this, tells me he hit a nerve which means he was correct a couple times there. also I thought she didn't watch the haydur videos? (i mean we all know she does but i thought she took the stance that she usually doesn't watch them)

 

[Ann Berlin]

Hundreds of notebooks, waiting to be filled with writings of an eventful life. Every single one of them still blank. It's like they are a reminder of all the wasted days she will never get back, and all the future days she sold in exchange for orange chicken. All blank canvases, portraits of a life not truly lived. Tragic.

 

[Silver Surfer]

It definitely did. After Destiny broke up with her, AL dropped her whole Pioneer Woman homemaker schtick and started tailoring her aesthetic interests to what Becky liked instead. She tried to sell some of her scarf hoards on Facebook, but ended up giving away most of her clothes and jewelry. I'd assume the same thing happened with the decor and kitchen stuff.

This is one of the creepiest, most unlikable things about her. The difference between krystle era amber and destiny era amber gives me goosebumps. She’s a sociopath trying to mimic a human and she’s doing a shit job.

 

[antifan]

Amberlynn viewing Zachs new video with added cuntylynn "facts" and or "corrections".

She's so mad that everyone knows Becky's family hates her.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amberlynn viewing Zachs new video with added cuntylynn "facts" and or "corrections".

Any time Amber uses the laughing-crying emoji, she's lost control of her r*tarded narrative that all bad things in her life happen beyond her control. Which explains why she uses it so much.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

This is one of the creepiest, most unlikable things about her. The difference between krystle era amber and destiny era amber gives me goosebumps. She’s a sociopath trying to mimic a human and she’s doing a shit job.

I mean, I kinda understand it. She's a foster kid that reinvented herself with every new home she was placed. She probably started lying and creating personas as a way to distance herself from her own sad reality and hopes of making people like her. Unfortunately, the coping mechanism has carried over into her adult life, and relationships. She's a chameleon. She has no sense of self.

 

[89elbees]

Yes, everyone knows to brush your hair before you wash it, but let's cut our gorl some slack for not knowing that very basic hygiene tip. This is probably only the second time she's ever washed her hair

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

well, looks like we're in for a treat soon

Let me guess: Our Gorl is back on the pole again? I bet she gets lots of privates in the Champagne Room. Also, hope that pole is made of solid reinforced steel.