Actors that aged poorly - Botox can only do so much.

[Hatoful Dandy]

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Mickey Rourke 2008

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Mickey Rourke now.

Better example

Drugs, booze, smoking, bad plastic surgery and an ill advised career as a boxer (though he's technically undefeated, suffering 2 draws) didn't do him favors.

Brigitte Bardot

To be fair, she IS 84.

 

[sasazuka]

Mike Myers went from looking about 10 years younger than he actually was in his mid-40s to about 15 years older than he actually is in his mid-50s. It's like he skipped over being Middle-Aged Man entirely.

 

[Puddleduck]

The kid from Terminator 2.

That's not too bad - he could do with hitting the gym but really he just looks a bit hungover, if he grabbed a shower, shave, and good night's sleep he'd probably look fine.

 

[WY 434]

Kathleen Turner

 

[Puddleduck]

Or as her husband calls her: Kathleen Turn 'Er Over

 

[MadDamon]

Madonna

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[wrangled tard]

Actors like Bill Murray or Tom Hanks no matter how old they get, I can probably still recongize them from when they were younger.
Chevy Chase on the other hand, well would you even be able to tell these two are the same person?
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Most of the reason I was genuinely surprised to find out Pierce was Chevy Chase is because of how he acted in Community in contrast to National Lampoon's. Not to mention that he sorta disappeared from big movies for a couple decades.

Wait, there's a TV series?

Is it any good?

Couldn't get past the second episode but I also hate superhero movies/tv shoes so what do I know.

Sarah Jessica Parker.

She's pretty much always looked like a horse.

 

[Chichan]

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Coke will do that to you the infamous coke bloat.

Maggie Gyllenhaal has never exactly been a looker, but damn. This is her in Donnie Darko (2001).

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This is her in The Dark Knight 2008

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This is her now.

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She just looks homely if she had kept her hair long she wouldn't look so old.

Most of the reason I was genuinely surprised to find out Pierce was Chevy Chase is because of how he acted in Community in contrast to National Lampoon's. Not to mention that he sorta disappeared from big movies for a couple decades.


Couldn't get past the second episode but I also hate superhero movies/tv shoes so what do I know.



She's pretty much always looked like a horse.

The only reason Chevy hasn't been cast because everyone thinks he is an asshole who likes the smell of his own shit.
Here is my contribution Michael Douglas is old as shit and blamed cunni for his bout with throat cancer. Even though he was a renowned drinker,smoker and drug abuser.
Then(quite handsome).

Now(Hey Crypty when's the next episode?). He is 74 to give you an idea of what old as shit meant.

This is Crypty:The resemblance is uncanny just waiting for him to trip on the banana peel now.

 

[Remove Goat]

Null then

Null now

borscht not even once

 

[Chichan]

Null then
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borscht not even once

He looked so happy now he looks like he wants off this planet.

 

[vhstape]

Lara Flynn Boyle, wasn't even asked back for Twin Peaks Returns

Melanie Griffith, never got why she was seen as a sex icon in the 80s but dear god she looks bad now.

Madonna, looks like a tranny now

Lady Gaga, only 32 looks closer to 42

 

[Dentontx]

Arrested Development has shown Michael Cera turn from a child into a taller child. The title really is fitting.

Dude may not be a kiddy fiddler, but he sure does have the look down.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Meg Ryan used to look so pretty.

Then she got older and had a ton of bad plastic surgery instead of aging gracefully.

Nikki Cox was another attractive actress who looked great and ended up fucking her face up with lip injections.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Michelle Trachtenberg - Dawn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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I'd tap that

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I will parrot the first post and say that Ellen Page has, indeed, aged horribly. This was from her virtue signal extravaganza on Colbert from a few days ago:

Madonna

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Where's the "thank god" reaction when we need it?

 

[Bicycle Disaster]

Brendan Fraser had it rough but he should be fine after some workout.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The kid from Terminator 2.

I still hope to God they bring him in looking exactly like this to play adult John Connor

 

[Denmark Mafia]

To be fair, the photo on the left looks like a still or publicity photo, while the right is a paparazzi photo. Mind you, she probably gone downhill somewhat (two kids will do that to any woman), but still unfair.

Two kids are the least of her problems, considering she was on kids inc... https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2017/11/todays-blind-items-child-porn-and-drugs.html

 

[Luthien]

Lady Gaga, only 32 looks closer to 42

Heh, Lady Gaga's never really been a looker to start with - not saying she's ugly, but she does look unconventional (and very very Italian). But ironically enough, in A Star is Born, with nearly no makeup and her natural hair color... I kind of thought she was cuter that way. I can't quite explain why.

Otherwise... there's Judy Garland, even though I feel bad including the poor lady here because she didn't have it easy (and at least she was genuinely talented):

There's Faye Dunaway too who was doing fine at the beginning of the 2010s (I mean, fine for a lady in her 60s at least):

And then the Oscars happened, and so did the La La Land/Moonlight clusterfuck. I guess she was upset about her lip job and she decided to fuck up the Oscars. I guess her shit personality caught up with her face.

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[Dragon Lady]

Cunty behavior and alcoholism fucked him up.