Actors that aged poorly - Botox can only do so much.

[Dogs can't look up]

Gonna go with Britney Spears. She went from a really hot young 20-something to a woman that looked 45 by the time she was 30.

 

[Tookie]

The Olsen Twins (aged 32) have not fared great, but they seem even worse when compared to their sister. They spent a solid decade of nightly drinking and partying in Manhattan and it's taken a toll. Their sister (Elizabeth- Scarlet Witch in the MCU) looks much younger than them at this point thanks to her healthier lifestyle.

Same deal here, although did Goodman loose wieght here?

He had to lose weight or he would be dead by now. I consider him to be aging well by mere virtue of still being alive and pushing 70 after looking like that at one point.

 

[Ruin]

I will parrot the first post and say that Ellen Page has, indeed, aged horribly. This was from her virtue signal extravaganza on Colbert from a few days ago:

Where's the "thank god" reaction when we need it?

Why is Ellen Page balding like a dude? Female baldness starts from the top of the head where the hairline parts it doesn't recede from the forehead.

 

[Draza]

Why is Ellen Page balding like a dude? Female baldness starts from the top of the head where the hairline parts it doesn't recede from the forehead.

Cause she is a man.

 

[Judge Holden]

Why is Ellen Page balding like a dude? Female baldness starts from the top of the head where the hairline parts it doesn't recede from the forehead.

Suddenly the 'trap' theme of Hard Candy makes sooooo much more sense for a whole new reason

As does the movies poster...

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Shelley Duvall is what I would refer to as an "otherworldly beauty"; she's not beautiful or attractive in the way that Lauren Bacall or Audrey Hepburn are but she had the Uniqueness™.

 

[Baby Jane Hudson]

Val Kilmer was a hottie (though difficult to work with so it's rumored) back in the day. But years of illness have taken their toll on him. I think he also has lost his voice (due to throat cancer).

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Val Kilmer was a hottie (though difficult to work with so it's rumored) back in the day. But years of illness have taken their toll on him. I think he also has lost his voice (due to throat cancer).
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Shiiiiit. Poor guy. Throat and jaw cancer got my aunt.

In any case, I find this thread emblematic of a lesson: entropy can't be bought off. Sure, you can fake it... for a time. But as we've seen, invariably, time catches up with all of us.

 

[_blank_]

I think we all knew Jack Nicholson wasn't going to be win any "Hottest Men" awards for decades, but I was kinda hoping he wouldn't start looking like Grandpa Jim Sterling

 

[repentance]

I recently saw a picture of the actress who played Ginger on Gilligan's Island, aging poorly and bad plastic surgery.

She still looks better than most 85 year olds, despite the questionable plastic surgery choices.

Brigitte Bardot

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To be fair, she IS 84.

Bardot looks sensational for her age.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Oh my God Jack.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I hope I don't jinx this by posting it, but speaking of Nicholson, Roger Corman is still going strong at 93.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

Brigitte Bardot. People make jokes nowadays that she's aged poorly because of her ugly/crazy inside. For those unaware she's been charged multiple times with ethnic/racial hatred, said that the people of Reunion Island (whose population is made up of descendants of African and Asian slaves and workers) are "savages" and IIRC admitted to taking scalding baths in hopes she'd get a miscarriage while she was pregnant with her son, even comparing her son to being a cancerous tumour. She's also one of those psycho animal rights activists who'd rather die for an animal then a fellow human being in need.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Oh my God Jack.

Hit the gym Jack
and don't you start to slack no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the gym Jack
And don't you start to slack no more

 

[BentCopper]

Vince Vaughn only looked young in his first movie and promptly aged 20 years in the space of 2 years. To be honest though, big old fat Vince does it for me baby, and I'd also have done Jack Nicholson up until around 3 years ago.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I hope I don't jinx this by posting it, but speaking of Nicholson, Roger Corman is still going strong at 93.

You tend to age better when you don't worry too much about filming a second take.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Brigitte Bardot. People make jokes nowadays that she's aged poorly because of her ugly/crazy inside. For those unaware she's been charged multiple times with ethnic/racial hatred, said that the people of Reunion Island (whose population is made up of descendants of African and Asian slaves and workers) are "savages" and IIRC admitted to taking scalding baths in hopes she'd get a miscarriage while she was pregnant with her son, even comparing her son to being a cancerous tumour. She's also one of those psycho animal rights activists who'd rather die for an animal then a fellow human being in need.

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From Wikipedia:

During the 2000s, she generated controversy by criticizing immigration and Islam in France.

Wow based.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

From Wikipedia:


Wow based.

Here’s what she had to say about her son, it’s really messed up if you ask me:

Bardot in the doghouse for wishing her son was a puppy

Brigitte Bardot and her publisher have been ordered to pay pounds 28,000 in damages for hurtful remarks about her son and ex-husband in her best- selling autobiography.

www.independent.co.uk

French court rejected their demand that the offending chapters - including a reference to her unborn son as a "cancerous tumour"

In it, she describes her horror at finding herself pregnant in 1959: "I looked at my flat, slender belly in the mirror like a dear friend upon whom I was about to close a coffin lid."

She revealed that, in an attempt to abort the child, she had repeatedly punched herself in the stomach and asked her doctor for morphine

her son, now living in Oslo, also complained that he had been deeply wounded by her remarks at a press conference, when she said she would have "preferred to give birth to a little dog".

 

[UngaWunga]

^^Just based on your Username but, Jessica Walter has aged remarkably well.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

^^Just based on your Username but, Jessica Walter has aged remarkably well.

Since it’s Hollywood you can’t really be sure on who’s gotten tons of surgery or not but she and Lucille 2/Liza Minnelli both aged really well.