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Remember how I said that you don't need to troll DSP because if you ask him legit questions or provide legit help that he would sperge out on his own?

I guarantee you that if someone sent him that link in the prestream tomorrow that he would either say that it's a detractor meme or that it doesn't apply to him because he's special.

dont forget with a "ack ack ack idiot get banned"
 

Tons of whining in this. Looking forward to a proper TIHYDP, even if it's going to be 6 hours long (or more) since it's Outsyder. Two things I'll address that he whines about:

Zombies are bullet sponges in Hardcore especially. But what you do on Hardcore, and I'm sure his chat told him this a million times, is that you can just kneecap the zombies and make them crawl to get by them. It takes less ammo on average then shooting them in the head and offers more of an advantage. Even on Normal it can take a lot of bullets to kill them.

The Birken fight with the crane: your best bet is to stun him using your guns as opposed to the nades or using knives. It can be a tiny bit annoying, especially on Hardcore, when Birken goes into a series of attacks but it's not that hard.
 
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Remember how I said that you don't need to troll DSP because if you ask him legit questions or provide legit help that he would sperge out on his own?

I guarantee you that if someone sent him that link in the prestream tomorrow that he would either say that it's a detractor meme or that it doesn't apply to him because he's special.
How great is it that he can dismiss any criticism by saying it's a detractor meme. Peak pignosis
 

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How great is it that he can dismiss any criticism by saying it's a detractor meme. Peak pignosis

It's not even just criticism at this point.

If anyone asks DSP a question that isn't directly related to the stage/level of the game he's currently playing, he'll either give a non-answer or just state that Tevin told the cheerer/tipper to ask it. I still remember when he finished the Smash single-player campaign, someone asked him a question about the online play, and DSP scolded him because he wasn't currently playing online at the moment. This was especially egregious because DSP was literally sitting there watching the end credits, but he scolded a guy who tried to ask an online question for the same game he was watching the credits on.

For an "interactive streamer", DSP doesn't actually want to engage in conversation with anyone.
 
Gonna prob watch's Tevin's restream today if DSP plays Metro cause I don't know much about the game. His poll on twitter is really close though so he might pick either game. Knowing DSP he will probably pick jump force. He always seems to pick the worse option.
 
Gonna prob watch's Tevin's restream today if DSP plays Metro cause I don't know much about the game. His poll on twitter is really close though so he might pick either game. Knowing DSP he will probably pick jump force. He always seems to pick the worse option.

Both are bad games tbh, and DSP is a terrible gamer so theres that combination

I voted for jump force because that game has a ridiculous difficulty spike late in the game when the boss can kill you in 2 touches , I wanna see the pigroach rage and salt
 
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https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tip...payment-for-an-irs-installment-plan/L7UVpeNIZ

"If you owe less than $10,000 to the IRS, your installment plan will generally be automatically approved as a "guaranteed" installment agreement. Under this type of plan, as long as you pledge to pay off your balance within three years, there is no specific minimum payment required. For balances above $10,000, you may have to provide additional information in order to qualify."

"With a balance due above $10,000, you can qualify for a streamlined installment plan. While acceptance isn't guaranteed, the IRS doesn't usually require additional financial information to approve these plans. With a streamlined plan, you have 72 months to pay. A minimum payment does kick in, equal to your balance due divided by the 72-month maximum period."

https://resources.lawinfo.com/tax-law/what-happens-if-i-default-on-an-installment-a.html

"if a taxpayer falls behind on payments or stops paying entirely, the IRS can cancel the installment agreement and put the taxpayer into default. When this happens, the taxpayer receives a notice called a CP523. The notice will inform the taxpayer about the default and the action the IRS can take to recoup the taxes owed. Some of the options the agency has to collect the debt includes:

  • Garnishment of wages
  • Seizure of assets
  • Freezing bank and investment accounts
It is rather obvious that defaulting on a payment arrangement with the IRS is not ideal. But there are things you can do to correct the default. The Internal Revenue Service offers advice on how to get your payment plan back on track with the CP523 notice. Some of the options on the notice include:

  • Make the required payments to bring the agreement current.
  • Contact the IRS and try to renegotiate the installment plan. You may have to provide proof that the payments are more than you can afford. Pay stubs, bank statements or other documentation may be required."
As for paying less than what he owes, the IRS won't let you if you haven't made all your estimated payments. DSP completely screwed himself out of any leniency.
 
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damn 72 months is pretty generous. From all accounts DSP likes to delay paying up front as long as possible. He likes to pay the minimum. He would certainly take as much of the 72 months as he could. That means he would have until Feb 2025.
 
It's taking every ounce of my being to not post that link to DSP's stream.

He's chosen Jump Force today. Should be fun.

Edit: "DSP just said that 'we were all dreading February because of all the new releases we would go broke'".

First of all, royal 'we'. Second, what gamer dreads a month where too many games come out?

Double Edit: DSP just scolded Swaggins for being negative about a game DSP is about to play, saying that the stream didn't need that negativity. This was literally one minute after he shit all over Youtube. DSP really has zero self-awareness, doesn't he?
 
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Somebody should mod his game to have the face of the most known DSP trolls out there in the enemies. The fact that he made the character look like himself while fighting with anime powers makes me wonder if this is how he imagines himself fighting the haters.
 
Somebody should mod his game to have the face of the most known DSP trolls out there in the enemies. The fact that he made the character look like himself while fighting with anime powers makes me wonder if this is how he imagines himself fighting the haters.

He does that for all the games with a char gen that he thinks might actually like. So, anime horseshit and wrasslin' and the Godfather game. It's when he's trying to take the piss that we get things like the Joker or Sir Penne.
 
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Both are bad games tbh, and DSP is a terrible gamer so theres that combination

I voted for jump force because that game has a ridiculous difficulty spike late in the game when the boss can kill you in 2 touches , I wanna see the pigroach rage and salt

You mean Toguro? i watched someone breeze through everything else until Toguro showed up and did 50% in one hit

Apologies for double post but i decided to check the re stream ouyt for a few seconds and someone called his avatar "Kawaii" phil pronounced it "Kowai" which means freaky. Made me giggle a bit..
 
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That jaddf person showed up again to gift the rest of the subs needed to get to 525. So, uh, 3rd "Phil watches old videos of himself and repeats what he sees while occasionally ranting about random shit" event is on, fellas!

So basically another mini 40-sub subpocolypse around March 17-18

is he gonna set his March sub goal before that?
 
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I love that even with DSP gets paypigs, they gift him subs instead of tipping him, meaning he only gets half the money. I'm sure that he's pissed about that. He could have gotten $200 from Jeff (40 gifted subs) in a tip instead of $100 once Twitch gets its cut.
 
I love that even with DSP gets paypigs, they gift him subs instead of tipping him, meaning he only gets half the money. I'm sure that he's pissed about that. He could have gotten $200 from Jeff (40 gifted subs) in a tip instead of $100 once Twitch gets its cut.
Paypigs do it for attention, they don't really care for DSP.
 
Paypigs do it for attention, they don't really care for DSP.
It raises a few interesting questions:

1) if no attention was given to the paypigs, would they continue to do it?

2) would people here prefer them to stay or leave?

3) you could argue there's a bigger chance of Phil fucking up doing another retrospective of sorts which may explain why this random sub-gifted to begin with.
 
It raises a few interesting questions:

1) if no attention was given to the paypigs, would they continue to do it?

2) would people here prefer them to stay or leave?

3) you could argue there's a bigger chance of Phil fucking up doing another retrospective of sorts which may explain why this random sub-gifted to begin with.
They won't go away (for many reasons) and they'll continue spending their allowance even if people outside of the hugbox don't give them any attention at all. If it wasn't for attention it's either for geuine interest (which DSP rejects and give ackward small answers) or get him rile up as we see many times with trolls/fans that send tips,bits,cheers to get him aggervated.
 
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