Plagued Nice Guys

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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
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These are always my favorite because sometimes the girl posting them reveals to the audience they were merely AFK and likely would have responded positively to the first message.

Not this one specifically because he starts out creepy right out of the gate, but the point stands.
 
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Truthboi said:
Should we make a bingo card of shit Nice Guys would say?
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The free space would be "I'm not like OTHER guys."

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Replicant Sasquatch said:
I dunno, I kinda get creepy vibes from both of them. I'm not blaming her or anything, but someone with a conscious definitely would've put a stop to this shit assuming he didn't just show up at her door. And if that's the case, why the fuck did she even let him in since apparently he knows what size underwear she is.
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Yeah, from the outside, it looks like what she should have done is firmly told him she has a bf (I think he was aware), and that accepting gifts (especially almost $1K's worth) on Valentine's Day wouldn't be appropriate. BUT, we don't know the nature of their relationship. Maybe she's had to have the "we're just friends" talk with him more than once. Maybe she decided the only to get rid of him was to pull a Mean Girl and take his gifts, then send the snap about her date with her bf. If that was the case, it apparently worked because it looks like he got pissed and gave up on her. This all assuming this is real, someone on Reddit said the girl in the photo with all the gifts and the girl in the snap aren't the same person, but I don't see that.
 
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"I'm just a nice lad who texts you at 04:30 to see how your body is! Why won't you go out with me?"
 
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ElAbominacion said:
Best part is she's doing the ahegao thot face and basically told him she's a no go zone for his dick with the caption... after he bought her a shit ton of stuff

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She looks kinda plain in the first pic but apparently put that makeup to good use for the second one. I bet Darren had a great time on their date :)
 
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I recall a story somewhat similar to Sophie and the Nice Guy (coming soon to a theater near you) told to me by one of my female friends. When she was 19, she had a hanger-on who was 21 and was fixated on her. She gave him the "we're just friends" speech several times, but it never sank in. This guy was 21 so one night when he showed up at a party he was explicitly told he wasn't invited to, she asked him to go get her and her friends some booze. He did, close to $200 worth. Once he handed it over, she said "thanks, you can go now" and had one of the guys kick him out. This was in the days before social media, so he didn't have much of an audience, but she never heard from him again. The Sophie story reminded me of that incident. Mean? Yes, but you can argue the guy is being really rude and creepy by not respecting the fact she wasn't interested, and that she was at her wits' end.
 
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Okay have a nice guy story that’s a doozy.

Met guy on a website he seemed chill enough, started adding me on social media and that’s where it got creepy. I was bombarded by the “your boyfriend is an asshole” shit, would constantly spend real money on virtual games to give me pixels, if I would mention an event I was interested in he would buy me tickets without asking and when I’d try to pay him back or decline he would throw a fit. He offered to fly across the country to visit claiming he had family nearby which just was giving me bad vibes. Did what I could to try and detter his advances politely but it just kept getting worse. The final straw was when he offered to buy knickers off me and I was done with him.

Anyway fast forward a few years and I was telling someone about him and looked up his facebook. He had a lot of weird messages on his page so I googled him. Turned out he went and shot a girl who had broken up with him and another man. I think only the guy died? Anyway fucker is in jail. article

TLDR; dude I met online was pushy and weirded me out, ended up shooting his ex and killing another man.
 
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Blotto said:
Okay have a nice guy story that’s a doozy.

Met guy on a website he seemed chill enough, started adding me on social media and that’s where it got creepy. I was bombarded by the “your boyfriend is an asshole” shit, would constantly spend real money on virtual games to give me pixels, if I would mention an event I was interested in he would buy me tickets without asking and when I’d try to pay him back or decline he would throw a fit. He offered to fly across the country to visit claiming he had family nearby which just was giving me bad vibes. Did what I could to try and detter his advances politely but it just kept getting worse. The final straw was when he offered to buy knickers off me and I was done with him.

Anyway fast forward a few years and I was telling someone about him and looked up his facebook. He had a lot of weird messages on his page so I googled him. Turned out he went and shot a girl who had broken up with him and another man. I think only the guy died? Anyway fucker is in jail. article

TLDR; dude I met online was pushy and weirded me out, ended up shooting his ex and killing another man.
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This is why you listen when your spidey senses say someone is skeevy. Listen to that shit. It could save your life.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is why you listen when your spidey senses say someone is skeevy. Listen to that shit. It could save your life.
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Absolutely, and don’t worry about hurting the other person’s feelings in those cases. There’s no room for being nice with individuals like this. They’ll never get it. I know it’s been mentioned before but it’s worth repeating.
 
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Blotto said:
Okay have a nice guy story that’s a doozy.

Met guy on a website he seemed chill enough, started adding me on social media and that’s where it got creepy. I was bombarded by the “your boyfriend is an asshole” shit, would constantly spend real money on virtual games to give me pixels, if I would mention an event I was interested in he would buy me tickets without asking and when I’d try to pay him back or decline he would throw a fit. He offered to fly across the country to visit claiming he had family nearby which just was giving me bad vibes. Did what I could to try and detter his advances politely but it just kept getting worse. The final straw was when he offered to buy knickers off me and I was done with him.

Anyway fast forward a few years and I was telling someone about him and looked up his facebook. He had a lot of weird messages on his page so I googled him. Turned out he went and shot a girl who had broken up with him and another man. I think only the guy died? Anyway fucker is in jail. article

TLDR; dude I met online was pushy and weirded me out, ended up shooting his ex and killing another man.
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That's when you pray to your Guardian angels for dodging that bullet so hard you're mistaken for Neo
 
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Blotto said:
Absolutely, and don’t worry about hurting the other person’s feelings in those cases. There’s no room for being nice with individuals like this. They’ll never get it. I know it’s been mentioned before but it’s worth repeating.
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Yeah, if they're not respecting your feelings by leaving you alone, you have no obligation to respect theirs.
 
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Guess my old pal Godsmack Matt had himself a bit of an adventure last night. Seems he got rejected, or more likely "friendzoned" again. I almost feel bad for him, he has zero social skills or charisma, and he's the very definition of gumpy, about 6'6" and maybe 110lbs.

He's also like 35 and has had tons of time and opportunities to improve but all he does is collect tugboat, play vidya and listen to edgy 90's rock all day, and smoke cigs and weed and almost never leaves his room. When he does leave, he generally goes to people's houses and uses the Elliott Rodger attraction method of just sitting there staring and expecting women to approach him and throw themselves at him. It works as well as you'd expect.

He uploaded some new pics the other day so I figured he was trying to impress someone:
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Fake sunglasses making a comeback.

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Buckle up for a night in the life of a Nice Guy...
It's after midnight, and our hero has found himself in the friendzone. He's posting from a friend's house and no women pounced on him. He's going home alone.
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Now he's home. Time to unleash the beast.
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By "used" he probably means a girl bummed a smoke and didn't offer him sex for it. This dude is seriously weird like that.
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Satan take me!
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Listening to some Godsmack will surely improve things!
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Or not.
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He does this sarcastic "I'm sooooo happy for all you non-incels who can get girlfriends" thing a lot.
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Actually, fuck you all.
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Whenever he starts talking about crime or cops (which he does a lot), it's safe to say it didn't happen.
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Somehow he took a nap there for a bit.
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Gonna kill myself again!
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Apparently tried punching out a window, but his hand shattered instead. Nobody's buying it.
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Now supposedly his roommate is kicking him out.
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Gonna listen to some Slipknot to figure it out.
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Wait, he's somehow been in jail posting and listening to music etc?
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Heartbroken word salad.
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Keep fighting the good fight. You'll escape the friendzone yet.
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He never left the house. He does nothing that would require rehab.
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Self improvement begins with spending your tugboat on concert tickets.
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And he fell asleep reading it I assume because that's where his saga ends for now.
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This dude is like an emotional rollercoaster of autism and inceldom.
 
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