Plagued Nice Guys

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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Sure. Let's get a blow-by-blow of all this shit he thought would score him a blow
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Here goes~

The Too Faced products:
Melted Liquid Long Last Lipstick: $21
Lip Injection extreme plumper (the clear one): $28
Tinted Lip Injection: $22
Natural Nudes lipstick: $22
Dark Chocolate Soleil bronzer: $30

Tarte products:
Tartelette palette: $39
Liquid lipsticks: $20 each, four in the picture (so $80 each)

Anastasia Beverly Hills products:
DIPBrow: $18
Liquid Lipstick: $20

Make Up Forever:
Artist Palette Volume 1: this one is questionable. Base price is $44 but it was on sale for $25 last I checked. It's also limited edition.

Laura Mercier:
Face Illuminator Powder: $45

BECCA products:
Sunlit Bronzer: $38
Shimmering Skin Perfecter Pressed Highlighter: $38 each, two pictured, $76 total

Stila:
Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick: $22

NARS products:
Radiant Creamy Concealer: $30 each, two pictured, $60 total

Buxom products:
Big And Sexy Bold Gel Lipstick: $22, four pictured, $88 total.

TOTAL PRICE ESTIMATE, pre tax: $652. Just for the makeup.
 
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Blake Bumbleby said:
i don't know what's more pathetic, that, or the fact that my estimates were pretty close to the actual prices :lit:
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And it's not even counting the flowers, the underwear (I don't know much about VS products because I don't know any women but I assume it's not cheap), and that fucking ring. Total he probably spent close to $900 on this chick. All so she can get plowed by her boyfriend.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
And it's not even counting the flowers, the underwear (I don't know much about VS products because I don't know any women but I assume it's not cheap), and that fucking ring. Total he probably spent close to $900 on this chick. All so she can get plowed by her boyfriend.
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The underwear is usually $12.50 /pair, or something like $25 for 3 pairs.
So absurd.

ETA: I looked it up, and the ring is $90. Welp.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's barely better than showing up with a bunch of $20s and asking how much for a blowjob.
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As strange as it sounds, that might be better, because at least you're up front in your intentions and view of her.
Replicant Sasquatch said:
And it's not even counting the flowers, the underwear (I don't know much about VS products because I don't know any women but I assume it's not cheap), and that fucking ring. Total he probably spent close to $900 on this chick. All so she can get plowed by her boyfriend.
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It was clear he was trying to buy her. He calls her his best friend, so he was aware of his standing, but you don't drop $900 on a girl who is a friend if you aren't intending to try to get promoted.
I hope Sophie and Darren had a blast on their date, and shared some laughs over the idiot who insulted her by insinuating she could be bought. I suspect they're no longer speaking and that's probably much to her relief. I suspect she's had to give him the "we're just friends" speech before and this was the last straw.

EDIT: I wish I had $1000 to burn on anything, and I suspect a lot of us feel the same way.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
As strange as it sounds, that might be better, because at least you're up front in your intentions and view of her.

It was clear he was trying to buy her. He calls her his best friend, so he was aware of his standing, but you don't drop $900 on a girl who is a friend if you aren't intending to try to get promoted.
I hope Sophie and Darren had a blast on their date, and shared some laughs over the idiot who insulted her by insinuating she could be bought. I suspect they're no longer speaking and that's probably much to her relief. I suspect she's had to give him the "we're just friends" speech before and this was the last straw.

EDIT: I wish I had $1000 to burn on anything, and I suspect a lot of us feel the same way.
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I dunno, I kinda get creepy vibes from both of them. I'm not blaming her or anything, but someone with a conscious definitely would've put a stop to this shit assuming he didn't just show up at her door. And if that's the case, why the fuck did she even let him in since apparently he knows what size underwear she is.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
For realzies though this pic makes me really fucking uncomfortable. That's like two or three hundred dollars worth of shit he bought for her, some of it pretty intimate (I wouldn't even buy frilly underwear for someone I'm actually banging). I hope at the very least they got all that during a mutual shopping trip and he didn't just show up at her house with bags full of pricey crap.
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It's got to have been a shopping trip. I worked at VS for a minute in college, and never saw a guy buy briefs for a girl, and while I can envision a thoughtful guy asking the sales clerk which new palettes were popular, what guy would buy concealer?
 
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aquariumwater said:
It's got to have been a shopping trip. I worked at VS for a minute in college, and never saw a guy buy briefs for a girl, and while I can envision a thoughtful guy asking the sales clerk which new palettes were popular, what guy would buy concealer?
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Same with lipstick. You can't just buy a random color off the shelf and expect it to look good.
 
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aquariumwater said:
It's got to have been a shopping trip. I worked at VS for a minute in college, and never saw a guy buy briefs for a girl, and while I can envision a thoughtful guy asking the sales clerk which new palettes were popular, what guy would buy concealer?
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Considering how these tards think, was it somehow a backhanded insult about her complexion?
 
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It doesn't go unnoticed:
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
For realzies though this pic makes me really fucking uncomfortable. That's like two or three hundred dollars worth of shit he bought for her, some of it pretty intimate (I wouldn't even buy frilly underwear for someone I'm actually banging). I hope at the very least they got all that during a mutual shopping trip and he didn't just show up at her house with bags full of pricey crap.
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Even a small present can be cringey if there is nothing between them. This is even more embarrassing. I bet he’s legit autistic.
 
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