Bad webcomics

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Stonetoss is a bit strawmanny, i find, but otherwise i do find it funny

It's practically the embodiment of the Right Wing Meme side of above drawing. Last time I checked, most of the punchlines were "lmao kill feminists/niggers/jews".

 

[Aquinas]

It's practically the embodiment of the Right Wing Meme side of above drawing. Last time I checked, most of the punchlines were "lmao kill feminists/niggers/jews".

I see nothing wrong with the messages

 

[Boss Bass]

As I mentioned previously, the real fun of “Dumbing of Age” is in the comments.

Here’s one from today, posted from someone’s professional account.

I think Amber is going to recruit Ruth and the two of them are going to start beating people to death.

But they’ll be racists and misogynists so I don’t care.

 

[Matthew216]

I give Willis a pass because at least his comics look organic. So does a pile of manure, but what I mean is, it looks like a human drew them. Handstab I truly despise. Not because he's famous and making money, but because his comics are just so goddamned bad in every way. QC is a monument to tedium. Unfunny, bland, dull, and it blatantly panders to the Tumblr crowd. But I especially hate the art. The art was never great in QC, but for the past seven or eight years it's become this ugly, cheap cut and paste shit that looks like it was made in Adobe Flash. The colors are garish, it has a dead fish quality to the line weights, and there's a lot of same-face among the characters. Willis' art definitely has its faults, but JJ's stuff is just so utterly charmless in comparison.

I admit it, I used to be a big fan of QC. I liked the characters and there were some truly funny strips in it. I immediately gave up on the strip when the trans character was added, and judging by what i’ve read and seen if it since, this was the right choice.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Time for another installment of "Citracett Spots an Awful Comic, Tracks Down the Source, Then Wishes He Hadn't!"

Today's feature is:

"Rex A. Jones' Krazy Kartwonz!"
https://www.facebook.com/krazykartwonz/
https://artistrexajones.wixsite.com/crazycartoons

Dude's got a thing for birds.

I found him through one of his terribly unfunny Trump Derangement comics:

Putting aside the fact that it's just not funny or clever, you'll notice that each element in that picture seems copy-pasted from something else. Because it is. Everything is pasted and recycled. None of it goes together. And he plasters his name all over everything. He likes watermarks too. Almost as much as he enjoys Comic Sans. Let's take a peek at a few more of his witty political musings:

Notice the man in brown is the exact same guy from the first strip, just flipped and recolored. This lazy recycling is a common theme.

Two people, drawn in completely different styles. One realistic, one cartoony. This is a reocurring thing too.

DRUMPF BTFO!

Here's recolor guy again!

Bald cigar guy is now a top general!

What even is this?

Ugh.

Let's see his non-political stuff!

Okay, well remember he's kinda got a thing for birds? Well his other comic is copy-pasted stuff about him and an obese green parrot named Oscar. It's not much better. You can find 4 entire books of this on Amazon by the way.
https://www.facebook.com/oscarthecartoonparrot/
https://oscarcartoonparrot.wixsite.com/oscarcartoonparrot

Hoo, boy...

 

[Ghostse]

Time for another installment of "Citracett Spots an Awful Comic, Tracks Down the Source, Then Wishes He Hadn't!"

Today's feature is:
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"Rex A. Jones' Krazy Kartwonz!"
https://www.facebook.com/krazykartwonz/
https://artistrexajones.wixsite.com/crazycartoons
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Dude's got a thing for birds.

I found him through one of his terribly unfunny Trump Derangement comics:
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Putting aside the fact that it's just not funny or clever, you'll notice that each element in that picture seems copy-pasted from something else. Because it is. Everything is pasted and recycled. None of it goes together. And he plasters his name all over everything. He likes watermarks too. Almost as much as he enjoys Comic Sans. Let's take a peek at a few more of his witty political musings:

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Notice the man in brown is the exact same guy from the first strip, just flipped and recolored. This lazy recycling is a common theme.

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Two people, drawn in completely different styles. One realistic, one cartoony. This is a reocurring thing too.

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DRUMPF BTFO!

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Here's recolor guy again!

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Bald cigar guy is now a top general!

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What even is this?

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Ugh.

Let's see his non-political stuff!
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Okay, well remember he's kinda got a thing for birds? Well his other comic is copy-pasted stuff about him and an obese green parrot named Oscar. It's not much better. You can find 4 entire books of this on Amazon by the way.
https://www.facebook.com/oscarthecartoonparrot/
https://oscarcartoonparrot.wixsite.com/oscarcartoonparrot
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Hoo, boy...

Those are really dumb. I love TDS has turned the Left into the exact people they claimed to hate from 2008-2016, down to the low-effort, unfunny, preaching to the converted "political" "cartoons".

But to be honest, I've got that odd sensation of both relief and disappointment, because I thought we were going on a ride into disturbing bird fetishism, and since the guy looked normal, it was going to be a really deep well.
Low-effort "Drumpf BTFO!" & "Only Bird People Will Get This" cartoons is sort of a let down compared to that, but hey no disturbing bird porn so.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I'd say Rex Jones' style is about ten percent Peanuts, ninety percent Family Circus, and zero percent talent.

 

[Haramburger]

 

[QWXXP Surprise!]

If Rex Jones stuck to his bird comics, that'd be fine- they're actually kind of cute and funny. They're nothing stellar or earth-shattering, but I chuckled at the parrot food pyramid one. If he drew some more unique comics (and not the dreadful copy + paste format that a lot of gag comics seem to do) I may actually read them- I'm a sucker for animal comics. Also the irony of his marriage comic being about compromise and then spending the entirety of his other comics complaining about republicans is not lost on me.

 

[Nekromantik]

That joke could have been 4 panels and been bearable.

 

[Ghostse]

I sort of have a soft spot for ALILBTDII, but why did you pick probably their strongest one? Its like an overwrought Monty Python sketch.
Most of the others are just comics for depressed philosophy majors (I repeat myself but)

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Stonetoss is a bit strawmanny, i find, but otherwise i do find it funny

It's practically the embodiment of the Right Wing Meme side of above drawing. Last time I checked, most of the punchlines were "lmao kill feminists/niggers/jews".

Wrong, the punchline is always a confused man going "Huh?".

 

[fishercat]

Wrong, the punchline is always a confused man going "Huh?".

Sometimes the punchline is about how smart Holocaust deniers are.

 

[Ghostse]

Sometimes the punchline is about how smart Holocaust deniers are.

Those are funny because they're true.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

The copy-paste in those is painfully obvious. Maybe the poor guy has birdshit on the brain?

 

[Pandamic]

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Two people, drawn in completely different styles. One realistic, one cartoony. This is a reocurring thing too.
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Did he trace the woman's face off of the Family Circus mom?

 

[byuu]

Ugh.

So this is what a Ben Garrison cartoon would look like if he was a lefty and incredibly lazy.

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

It's practically the embodiment of the Right Wing Meme side of above drawing. Last time I checked, most of the punchlines were "lmao kill feminists/niggers/jews".

He's also the kind of guy who interprets any criticism as a personal attack. I feel many right-wing personas on the internet carry with them a very defensive disposition

 

[Gingervitis]

Does this count as a webcomic?

 

[FarmerChan]

Does this count as a webcomic?
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im noooot so sure if "they cant refute us cause they dont know any better" is all too validating, but whatever makes u happy