🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Bryan Dunn]

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I would literally rather slit my throat than become one of that fat child molester's goons kissing all his friend's asses.

Lol Zoom has him whipped like a chattel slave. Just wow.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Gunt Wars 2: Ralph vs. Zoom? In theaters 2H19?

 

[Secret Asshole]

That clip was before you got taken off StreamMe, and you had a chance to confront Zoom publicly after on my show. Second off, the show actually isn't dying, although growth is stagnant due to the platform. Before MundaneMatt (August 9th, 2018 ) , 1800-2100 a night would have been considered an amazing achievement, and something you yourself never got with your own stream, even at its height. As it is, I've been holding more or less steady at that number since the move to StreamMe in November.

Your declarations of my demise have been wrong every single time, and they are wrong now.

Ralph, I love the Killstream and @Null is only offering constructive criticism. He isn't out to destroy you. You are taking this way too personal.

We're saying Zoom is a cancer that destroys everything he touches and is a self admitted sociopath. All Zoom cares about is his own entertainment. He destroys things for fun. Remember when he was pushing that pedo shit with Andy? I remember him pushing a ton of shit and stirring up the pot with just about anybody.

He's called Josh a pedo tons of times on the show as have others with no evidence. What, some fictional stories or some shit? Please.

Also Zoom turned on @Null because senpai wouldn't notice him. That's all it took. We're trying to warn you that it honestly doesn't matter how you treat him. A sociopath doesn't care and will eventually turn. He destroys shit for fun.

 

[MidUSA]

All this is easy to say from your third world hellhole in the Ukraine. Some of us have obligations to friends, family...some of us have wives (not you, obviously). It's easy to grandstand on your lolcow forum that doesn't actually make any money, as you've said thousands of times. Other people have to look at the reality of life.

Wait a minute?

Is this meant to be an acknowledgement that you fully do realize Zooms faggotry but have him on constantly anyway due to fear, that he'd fuck with you otherwise and hurt your ability to provide for those you're obligated to do so for.

I wonder if I wouldn't prefer you supporting Zoom rather than him cucking you out of the driver seat of your own channel. Shamefur dispray indeed.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

You're an obese prima donna that presses a button on OBS and highlights other people's works.

You're 1 or 2 burnt bridges away from being mundane Matt.

What value does Ralph actually add to his show? Gator does all the technical heavy lifting. The guests provide 90% of the content. Even most of the music and logos were donated to him by other people. What is it that Ralph actually does other than get drunk, gain weight and laugh like a dolphin? Make bad decisions? Plan poorly? Exercise no self control?

If Ralph got replaced by another host or a robot would anyone notice or care?

 

[Sbralph]

Josh is a faggot but at least he tried to stop Vordrak's cock ramming his asshole. Jcaesar just invites it with his discount vordrak.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Ethan "I don't care about doxing, happens on my discord and I disavow." Ralph, but also Ethan "Fuck you for doxing my viewers they did nothing fuck you!" Ralph

Ethan "The Kekistanis hanging around a park playground, bunch of pedos. Depends on the child doesn't it?" Ralph, but also Ethan "I don't care that she's a minor I'll invite her back on stream she's cool also I'm drunk lulz." Ralph

Ethan "Jihadi Jarbo is a fat loser, he's done on YouTube." Ralph, but also Ethan "I'm very insecure about my gut, and banned from (((YouTube)))." Ralph

 

[Sbralph]

Ethan "I don't care about doxing, happens on my discord and I disavow." Ralph, but also Ethan "Fuck you for doxing my viewers they did nothing fuck you!" Ralph

Ethan "The Kekistanis hanging around a park playground, bunch of pedos. Depends on the child doesn't it?" Ralph, but also Ethan "I don't care that she's a minor I'll invite her back on stream she's cool also I'm drunk lulz." Ralph

Ethan "Jihadi Jarbo is a fat loser, he's done on YouTube." Ralph, but also Ethan "I'm very insecure about my gut, and banned from (((YouTube)))." Ralph

Ethan: Jarbo trying to profit off the boulder meme by selling t-shirts, that's just pathetic.
Also Ethan:

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

@theralph lol calm down

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Ethan: Jarbo trying to profit off the boulder meme by selling t-shirts, that's just pathetic.
Also Ethan:
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It's sad that his fans would buy them because each and every one of them is a legit retard.

He can shit on Kiwi Farms but I'd much rather wear a Kiwi Farms Tshirt in public since people would think I'm a chad farmer #healthy hipster.
Wear a gut shirt and they would think you're a retard since it's a very small inside joke. The joke is small, not his gut. That thing will probably grow teeth soon.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

He can shit on Kiwi Farms but I'd much rather wear a Kiwi Farms Tshirt in public

I can see it now. The KF logo on the front left of the t-shirt and on the back the words "EXCEPTIONAL INDIVIDUAL"

BTW, KF has started to lag badly all of a sudden. I wonder who is pissed off and trying to DDoS?

 

[Buggins]

@theralph

Given that you managed to sort out things with SoCal Chris, I wonder why you insist on keeping this dick-measuring contest with @Null going.
Do you think that's somehow going to benefit you, or have the recent hostility and booze clouded your judgment ?

 

[Uncalmed Tits]

User id f533cc of /cow/ has compiled a screenshot-based archive of their thread on this topic. It is a highly entertaining read.

There will be much more to come given how much traffic and activity it is pulling in.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

@theralph

Given that you managed to sort out things with SoCal Chris, I wonder why you insist on keeping this dick-measuring contest with @Null going.
Do you think that's somehow going to benefit you, or have the recent hostility and booze clouded your judgment ?

One of the reasons @theralph will NEVER make up with @Null is because if he does Zoom will go after him. Ralph cannot afford to be fucked with at a Zoom level of autism.

 

[Colonel J]

Ralph's gunt kinda looks like Krang from TMNT tbh.

Spoiler

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Oh boy, things sure got gay!

Will be fun once Ralph wakes up in about 15hrs, considering his drunken tirade here that went on into the early morning.

The minute I tuned into the KS and Zoom's autismo stream last night I knew something was gonna pop off. Ralph has really got an even more overinflated ego than I realized.

 

[MediocreMilt]

All this is easy to say from your third world hellhole in the Ukraine. Some of us have obligations to friends, family...some of us have wives (not you, obviously). It's easy to grandstand on your lolcow forum that doesn't actually make any money, as you've said thousands of times. Other people have to look at the reality of life.

BAHAHA! So this time, the cow came to his own thread to sow salt and damage control... and drunkenly play internet tough guy by implying he's having all the sex with his wife while Dear Leader is dry? The wife who lives in another country? Across an ocean? That wife? Word to the wise, Ralph, fucking NOBODY is jealous of long distance relationships, and being married to a woman you don't live with is exceptional on top of exceptional.

 

[Spectre_06]

One of the reasons @theralph will NEVER make up with @Null is because if he does Zoom will go after him. Ralph cannot afford to be fucked with at a Zoom level of autism.

I'll say this much, based on some things I've been told: it's about to happen.

 

[Love Machine]

BAHAHA! So this time, the cow came to his own thread to sow salt and damage control... and drunkenly play internet tough guy by implying he's having all the sex with his wife while Dear Leader is dry? The wife who lives in another country? Across an ocean? That wife? Word to the wise, Ralph, fucking NOBODY is jealous of long distance relationships, and being married to a woman you don't live with is exceptional on top of exceptional.

He has done this a few times now.

 

[Tobias]

I'll say this much, based on some things I've been told: it's about to happen.

I didn't know we had spoilers for season 3 already.