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[Zero fks to give]

I love how jack starts criticizing the design of this thing before he has even used it. Especially when he starts the video by saying"its an electric chip smoker... I don't know what that means"

Highlight of the video is finally getting a good idea of how many grills jack owns.
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Do he's clearly

I reckon that if Jack survives his next stroke, we may be seeing a hoarder saga soon.

Seriously, you don't need so many fucking grills unless you are starting a small vendor business or some shit.

Ha ha I was. just wondering if he'll be on hoarders I bet Tammy is so pissed he's spending money on sauce and rub when they have a garage full of his shit.

Random Jack shit : why does he bother having her strap that watch on him everyday?
I hope he hangs on long enough so we can see the wedding!

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

Having Jack in your store is bad for business, period.

Not food related. I remember this story very well, I remember most dickshit customers so I can refuse them service later on.

Been away for awhile but I'm back around. I never clarified on my original post about Jack being an elitist dickshit to me and my employees. I used to run a game store in shopping district about 15 minutes from Hendersonville, which I assume is where his hovel is. He came in one day and balked at the pricing on my wares (my games were priced VERY competitively because of the numerous Gamestops close to me, hell there were a few new releases I got a deal on like COD:Ghosts for XB1 and was selling for $39 new on day one for example). He was being very open and loud about me being a scam artist on a few titles (Show me another brick and mortar store that would sell you a copy of Contra for $19.99 with a manual and a 14 day return policy, but I digress). He was interested in a few titles but wasn't having the pricing. Sometimes we get collectors in but usually they are regulars and I hook them up, but I was in a good mood that day so I tell him very simply "Make a stack, I'll call my boss, and give you a price.". So he picks out 5 NES games or so and looks at me. Bulk discounts are usually for the folks that are buying common/uncommon titles for their collections and buying 20-40 different titles at a time, but again, good mood day. I call my boss, he asks the names of the games, gives me the prices which knocked about 2 dollars off of each title, and I told Jack. This big piece of shit told me it was a rip off and everything was cheaper on ebay and blahblahblah.

My advice to him before he slunk out of the store "If these games are that cheap online, buy mine, sell them, and make a few bucks". Ugh.

yeah i'd rather a guy fall asleep in my restaurant than have fat ass jack come in and give my place a negative review because he was in a bad mood or too stupid to understand the menu

He actually tried to give us a negative review on Yelp, but Yelp apparently had denied it for some reason. He did put a 1 star review on Google reviews but its up anonymously and has no text.

 

[jakatak69]

He appeared in an episode of West Texas Investor's Club—a show that is similar to Shark Tank, only in Texas—wherein he fails at business and cooking. He also starts crying and giving an overly-sentimental speech when the investors accuse him of coming in the show just for the publicity.
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http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

It is reality TV, so it should probably be taken with a grain of salt, though.

I have been searching to watch this episode somewhere, didn't find it, anybody here knows where to see it?

I read through the full 213 pages in this thread and decided to create an account because this community right here is too beautiful. United by our hate for Jack.

I found a cool "easter egg" in one of his video's.
At this moment in the video he is cutting up his strokefuel and he suddenly says "stay there, stay there!"; so I assume that that was to Jr. so that he wouldn't be in the video.
It angers me how he can be such a dick to his family about his shitty youtube channel. Jr. is probably mentally scarred from having a father that prefers stroking out on a shitty youtube channel than showing some love and affection to his son.

https://youtu.be/B6D6R78tobw?t=405

 

[captkrisma]

He actually tried to give us a negative review on Yelp, but Yelp apparently had denied it for some reason. He did put a 1 star review on Google reviews but its up anonymously and has no text.

Yelp actually does filter reviews and deny based off of some factors (like biased reviews). In this case Jack likely said that "competitors sold these games cheaper" and it triggered the filter. Other factors that activate the filter include multiple reviews from the same IP and lack of activity for the site.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I have been searching to watch this episode somewhere, didn't find it, anybody here knows where to see it?

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

 

[Aaway]

yeah there's a bunch of moments throughout the years where jack has been a complete asshole to jack jr on camera. my favorite was during the infamous orlando series when jack yells at jr to move back with the camera to film him eating a hot dog

 

[JackDavis]

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

I just watched this, and hahaha holy shit is he so inept. If you have time, watch the episode, it's amazing.

"Spoiler" Alert:
They surprised him with wanting him to BBQ for 100 people the next day and he was shook. He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before, so what happened was the "sharks" if you will, felt bad and started to take over cooking duties from him. Jack saw this and started to mingle with the crowd instead and signing autographs like he was a huge star. Hahaha the SALT from when the judge faked him out, pretending to pick his plate then didn't is autistic as fuck. I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas. Then the breakdown at the end LOL, the judges were like "what the fuck is going on?".

 

[Zero fks to give]

I just watched this, and hahaha holy shit is he so inept. If you have time, watch the episode, it's amazing.

"Spoiler" Alert:
They surprised him with wanting him to BBQ for 100 people the next day and he was shook. He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before, so what happened was the "sharks" if you will, felt bad and started to take over cooking duties from him. Jack saw this and started to mingle with the crowd instead and signing autographs like he was a huge star. Hahaha the SALT from when the judge faked him out, pretending to pick his plate then didn't is autistic as fuck. I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas. Then the breakdown at the end LOL, the judges were like "what the fuck is going on?".

The Best was when he had the fake breakdown saying he takes care of everyone, that it was more important to make the people feel loved than to cook the meat. Fkng dead!

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

>"I answer every e-mail!"
>disables comments on his Youtube channel

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas.

It's the Coke vs. Pepsi thing. Add a bunch of sugar, and it'll win some blind taste tests, but that's just because you're only tasting a tiny bit. In normal quantities, sweeter doesn't automatically make it better.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

"Spoiler" Alert:
He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before

Taste the meat, not the heat I tell ya hwat.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY094H9fyJg

Since I watched this hidden gem you tube is now recommending all sorts of lame jack episodes. One was his explanation of stroke #1. He said he had to edit and post THREE videos that week plus make a sauce delivery, it was all too much for him.

 

[Religion is Dead]

He's not even trying now.

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Spoiler: Reality

 

[JackDavis]

Jack will be collabing with this guy on a fishing channel. More Jack content on the way!
LMAO the "recipe" is balsamic vinegar, butter and fish sous vide.

 

[Aaway]

so the fishing channel will be the other guy doing all the work and jack just filming

i was hoping we'd get to see jack try to fish with one arm

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

He's not even trying now.

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Spoiler: Reality

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The entree in the thumbnail is "wild striped bass with Bhutanese red rice and green papaya salad soaked in a ginger-red wine sauce" (source). It was taken at Le Bernardin, a French restaurant in New York with a Michelin rating of 3 stars (the highest rating).

Not surprising that Jack's entree doesn't measure up, but you're right, he really didn't even try to make an appealing dish. I'll call Jack's entree "balsamic pickled wild striped bass with butter".

An important thing about cooking sous vide is that you really shouldn't overdo the seasoning... the meat marinates while it cooks, so a little bit of flavor goes a long way. That would be especially important when you're cooking something like fish, which has a delicate flavor. They marinaded that in a ton of vinegar, and aside from making it look nasty, I'd bet that it just tasted like vinegar.

 

[captkrisma]

"Spoiler" Alert:
They surprised him with wanting him to BBQ for 100 people the next day and he was shook. He said he had never BBQ'd with wood before, so what happened was the "sharks" if you will, felt bad and started to take over cooking duties from him. Jack saw this and started to mingle with the crowd instead and signing autographs like he was a huge star. Hahaha the SALT from when the judge faked him out, pretending to pick his plate then didn't is autistic as fuck. I really can't believe he got 2 out of 4 judges to choose his sauce over the supposed greatest BBQer in West Texas. Then the breakdown at the end LOL, the judges were like "what the fuck is going on?".

It's bad when he flatly says he's never cooked with wood before. That's BBQ 101. Then Jack pulls the meat out and it's fucking raw (par for the course). No wonder the other sharks helped him. He's totally inept at cooking!

In the latest video, Jack reads the label of the balsamic vinegar. Saying that IGP certified and aged 6-8 years. This is close to shit-tier balsamic vinegar that you could pick up from any grocery store. The highest quality of balsamic is called aceto balsamico tradizionale, is made from only two types of Italian grapes (and nothing else), is aged for at least 12 years (but up to 25 years), and can cost up to $200 a bottle. IGP certified just means that it was processed and packaged in Modena Italy, so the vinegar can actually come from anywhere in the world.

The Good Shit

The Swill Jack is Shilling

 

[Runforyourlife]

This mother fuckkkng dead arm

 

[Begemot]

One thing I've noticed in watching Jack's older videos is that his 'patter' is much more like a tv show and cheerier. Now, he just seems depressed and going through the motions.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

I don't know if it's just that I've grown to hate Jack, but episodes with guests (and random builders who don't want to be on camera don't count) are generally better than Jack solo. Increasingly, any break from our disabled Snorlax is a sweet respite. Which begs the question, How is Jack "helping" multiple people launch their own YT channels? He runs some of the shittiest channels out there. Any of these "friends" should be able to take one look at CWJS and see the red flags. Terrible view/subscriber ratio, no ratings, no comments, no effort. How does he maintain the illusion of success with all these "friends"?