Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thedailymeal.com/eat/chick-fil-a-sauce-recipe/121218?amp

https://www.rd.com/food/fun/chick-fil-a-famous-sauce

BBQ sauce, honey mustard, and ranch dressing. That's all that's in the sauce. All that differs is what type of BBQ sauce you use. Many of Jack's BBQ sauce reviews say it is sweet, which is the opposite way you would want to go for this sauce. You want a smokey flavor because it will be countered by the sweetness of the honey mustard.

Also...I wonder how Jack feels being blacked by mayonnaise sauces? This is the fourth video where Tammy stares at the sauce more than she looks at her husband.
 
Jack's video thumbnail is stolen from Chick-Fil-A. But to be fair, Jack probably actually stole it from Wide Open Eats, who stole it from Chick-Fil-A first... they, at least, had the decency to actually put a link to the source. Jack doesn't care, and plus, he's too lazy.

His recipe was stolen from a recipe blog called "Six Sisters' Stuff". He was so lazy that he didn't even notice or bother to delete "Report this ad" when copy-and-pasting it to YouTube.

Also, most of the copycat Chick-Fil-A sauce recipes say to use some Dijon mustard in addition to the regular yellow mustard. So in addition to being cloyingly sweet (from his BBQ sauce, and all the honey... he didn't measure anything), it would've also lacked that extra tang of the Dijon.
 
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thedailymeal.com/eat/chick-fil-a-sauce-recipe/121218?amp

https://www.rd.com/food/fun/chick-fil-a-famous-sauce

BBQ sauce, honey mustard, and ranch dressing. That's all that's in the sauce. All that differs is what type of BBQ sauce you use. Many of Jack's BBQ sauce reviews say it is sweet, which is the opposite way you would want to go for this sauce. You want a smokey flavor because it will be countered by the sweetness of the honey mustard.

Also...I wonder how Jack feels being blacked by mayonnaise sauces? This is the fourth video where Tammy stares at the sauce more than she looks at her husband.

It goes both ways in the relationship though. At this moment, Tammy was nothing more than a sauce delivery device for our man Jack.
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You can hear him licking his fingers, twice, when he gets BBQ sauce on them. this is after he pulled that total dick move on that one lady about whether she washed her hands.
 
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Re the calling chopsticks “tongs” thing, is that indicative of the stokes taking a toll on his mind? I know Jack has never been smart but I’ve ate out at an Asian restaurant with someone who was more than a few fries short of a happy meal and they still called chopsticks “sticks”. Maybe he was thinking about the bbq meal he actually wanted where tongs would be used
 
Re the calling chopsticks “tongs” thing, is that indicative of the stokes taking a toll on his mind? I know Jack has never been smart but I’ve ate out at an Asian restaurant with someone who was more than a few fries short of a happy meal and they still called chopsticks “sticks”. Maybe he was thinking about the bbq meal he actually wanted where tongs would be used

Absolutely. He's had some bad issues with trying to think of words or where to go next in his sentences ever since the 2nd stroke. The other video, where he's making a double batch of dipping sauce he goes "I'm making a double batch of sauce because.......... I want to". His brain just works at 15mph now when it used to be 25.
 
what an odd video

jack actually acted like a normal person for almost the entire vid and seemed like he was enjoying the food. then at the very end he goes into an odd rant about how the pricing is wrong online, how it took them 20 minutes to pay, and how they crammed everyone into a small room.

of course jack would be the dumbass who relies on google for prices. and yeah, it sure looks like they crammed people into the room you were eating in jack

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what an odd video

jack actually acted like a normal person for almost the entire vid and seemed like he was enjoying the food. then at the very end he goes into an odd rant about how the pricing is wrong online, how it took them 20 minutes to pay, and how they crammed everyone into a small room.

of course jack would be the dumbass who relies on google for prices. and yeah, it sure looks like they crammed people into the room you were eating in jack

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Also I can't imagine feeling THAT put off by the online pricing (not officially from the restaurant, mind you) being off by four dollars that you order something completely different.
 
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