Furry "Personal Army" Thread

Dan Skunk deserves a LOLCow thread. This middle aged, balding, creepy manchild has worn the same clothes for the last ten years. Often wears clothing for many days in a row and most of the clothes are worn out with tears and are full of holes. The dude's fashion sense is to wear furry convention t-shirts, shorts, and sandals without socks on his feet. He does this even in the winter, except when it's really frigid, he will then wear an old track suit and a coat that looks like it was dug out of a Goodwill bin. This creepy guy goes around trying to hug everyone at furmeets, although many furmeets have banned him from attending. Dan Skunk is not allowed at Floof and Kerfluffle events! So instead of taking the hint that he is unwanted in the furry community, he hosts his own events.

So why should this dude deserve a LOLCow thread? He has sex with dogs, cats, believes the age of consent for minors should be 12, that children are mentally capable of understanding the concept of a relationship, he believes that animals can consent to sex with humans also, and that they are as intelligent as people. Aside from wearing dirty, ragged clothes and looking like a vagabond, he smells and only bathes once or twice per week. Despite having a job, Dan would rather pick furniture from the curb than purchase it. Even if you're poor, you can find great deals on Craigslist for lightly used furniture, but that's even too much for Dan to spend. His days are often spent going on walks and looking for pennies or other change dropped by people on the sidewalk and puts those people on Extreme Cheapskates to shame!

Dan can be seen in this Christmas video with his pals Dakotah the fox, Bungee the skunk - another cheap Scotsman who always smells like a garbage dump (needs his own LOLCow thread too), and some other random dude who is probably over there visiting the fox fursuiter for sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAIO4wJS25k
 
Dan Skunk deserves a LOLCow thread. This middle aged, balding, creepy manchild has worn the same clothes for the last ten years. Often wears clothing for many days in a row and most of the clothes are worn out with tears and are full of holes. The dude's fashion sense is to wear furry convention t-shirts, shorts, and sandals without socks on his feet. He does this even in the winter, except when it's really frigid, he will then wear an old track suit and a coat that looks like it was dug out of a Goodwill bin. This creepy guy goes around trying to hug everyone at furmeets, although many furmeets have banned him from attending. Dan Skunk is not allowed at Floof and Kerfluffle events! So instead of taking the hint that he is unwanted in the furry community, he hosts his own events.

So why should this dude deserve a LOLCow thread? He has sex with dogs, cats, believes the age of consent for minors should be 12, that children are mentally capable of understanding the concept of a relationship, he believes that animals can consent to sex with humans also, and that they are as intelligent as people. Aside from wearing dirty, ragged clothes and looking like a vagabond, he smells and only bathes once or twice per week. Despite having a job, Dan would rather pick furniture from the curb than purchase it. Even if you're poor, you can find great deals on Craigslist for lightly used furniture, but that's even too much for Dan to spend. His days are often spent going on walks and looking for pennies or other change dropped by people on the sidewalk and puts those people on Extreme Cheapskates to shame!

Dan can be seen in this Christmas video with his pals Dakotah the fox, Bungee the skunk - another cheap Scotsman who always smells like a garbage dump (needs his own LOLCow thread too), and some other random dude who is probably over there visiting the fox fursuiter for sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAIO4wJS25k

Word of advice: try not to have a username that connects directly to yourself. That way other members and lurkers such as my myself have a harder time figuring out who you are. Doesnt help when you mention a small, localized furmeet like Floof that helps pin point your location better. Nice crusty crotch fur btw

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Also good thing you provided zero evidence or links in your argument for a thread on him, wouldnt want it to be an interesting read or anything! Dont even mention the chimp out between him and Furnal Equinox (the reason he's banned from all major furcons and meets in the area).
 
Word of advice: try not to have a username that connects directly to yourself. That way other members and lurkers such as my myself have a harder time figuring out who you are. Doesnt help when you mention a small, localized furmeet like Floof that helps pin point your location better. Nice crusty crotch fur btw

AC_2007_JazzWolf.JPG

Also good thing you provided zero evidence or links in your argument for a thread on him, wouldnt want it to be an interesting read or anything! Dont even mention the chimp out between him and Furnal Equinox (the reason he's banned from all major furcons and meets in the area).

Pfft. That's an old fursuit BTW. I have a much better one now. If you want evidence that Dan fucks animals then talk to DJ Purplepuppy/Shane Nicholson the mate of Blindsight Wolf who ran FE for six years? Talk to Dreadwolf/Jordan too. Dan's openly admitted to these things, not to mention bashed trans people and said that people with depression were faking having a mental illness and didn't need to be on meds. Go read his Facebook posts if you don't believe me. As for him getting banned from Furnal Equinox, it was due to him trying to convince a young fur to fund the convention with all the hard earned money they made at their Summer job and Blindsight Wolf/Dave Stampe wouldn't allow it. Dan also banned anyone from FE from his www.ontariofurries.ca forum, so www.ontariofurs.com was created by Smash Meerkat, which is where the local furs post events to now. Dan also threatened the con with a bomb threat or something because they kicked him off staff and the police were called on him. https://www.facebook.com/danskunk
 
Pfft. That's an old fursuit BTW. I have a much better one now. If you want evidence that Dan fucks animals then talk to DJ Purplepuppy/Shane Nicholson the mate of Blindsight Wolf who ran FE for six years? Talk to Dreadwolf/Jordan too. Dan's openly admitted to these things, not to mention bashed trans people and said that people with depression were faking having a mental illness and didn't need to be on meds. Go read his Facebook posts if you don't believe me. As for him getting banned from Furnal Equinox, it was due to him trying to convince a young fur to fund the convention with all the hard earned money they made at their Summer job and Blindsight Wolf/Dave Stampe wouldn't allow it. Dan also banned anyone from FE from his www.ontariofurries.ca forum, so www.ontariofurs.com was created by Smash Meerkat, which is where the local furs post events to now. Dan also threatened the con with a bomb threat or something because they kicked him off staff and the police were called on him. https://www.facebook.com/danskunk
Why are you telling us to talk to these random furs when you could talk to these random furs, get their story and post it here.

Gotta have screenshots of things the cow in question has actually said to back up your claims, my man
 
Meet Yekkusu Sekai Seiken (Yago Prado seems to be his real name), Wagnermutt's (mentioned here) boyfriend,

It's now creating a Gay/NSFW Visual novel called "Just Friends", it even has a patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/yekkusu ( https://archive.fo/XZHBO ) Incomplete archive


Also ddg >> google, I got all this info with only 2 pages of search
 
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https://en.wikifur.com/w/index.php?title=Furnal_Equinox&oldid=345877

The details and credit for how Furnal Equinox came to exist have been mired in an extensive WikiFur edit war, stemming from disagreements between Dan Skunk and members of FE's staff. Generally, Dan Skunk has viewed his role as the main, instrumental and under-acknowledged founder, while the opposing view has been that he was an initial participant (amongst many) in the early stages of the convention's formation, who helped bring together a number of the people who eventually formed the concom.[6] What is certain is that over the period from 2008-2010, relations between Dan Skunk and the organizing committee became increasingly acrimonious.

Timeline
  • July 2008 - An event called the Islington Furmeet was created by KI Wind and Dan Skunk, which is claimed to have demonstrated the potential viability of a convention in the area. Dan claims to have made several trips to meet with possible hotels and convention centers in the summer of 2008,[7] to which FE staff have responded, "We have emails from Dan ... in which he states that the original ideas and proposals for the con effort that eventually led to FE, including the suggestion for the hotel that eventually was selected, were not (as he now claims) his ideas, and he ascribes them specifically to others. He did help to promote these ideas and deserves credit for that."[6]
  • Late 2008 - ShiroTora began a discussion on the TorFur Mailing List about holding a convention.[7] A 17-year-old name Sparrow offered $5000, and another donor (later identified by Dan Skunk as Blindsight) offered to get things started, even though there had yet to be any guarantee of an event.[8] Dan has claimed that by December 2008, this monetary offer allowed him to "[gather] the financial resources needed to start the convention", after which he "started a discussion ... inviting others to become involved with the project",[9] and that himself and three others "had financial support, organizers, and had found a venue and had created a forum."[10] What is definitively acknowledged by both sides is that Dan created a message board to explore the project on his website and forum, Ontario Furries.
  • February 2009 - The message board attempted to determine the convention date and its staff members by nomination, poll and popular vote. Potoroo, the con chair of Feral, posted a harsh criticism to the board, and the debate attracted the attention of Crush! Yiff! Destroy!.[11] In the staff member poll, Dan Skunk received one of the lowest amounts of support (54.3%),[12] and suggested the threshold be set at 50% to indicate organizational involvement.[7]
  • March 2009 - Morgan held a furry dinner gathering at the Duke of Devon Pub, during which the convention was also discussed. Dan claims that prior to this meet, he had "made an open invitation for people to join an organizing committee for the convention", that he "started the first discussions with the founding committee", that this dinner was the first in-person committee meeting, and that he had organized it, "coinciding with a furmeet there run by Morgan".[7] By mid-March, a private mailing list was created to take a more practical approach to organizing the convention, and to move the discussion away from the drama on the message board. Pakesh De was chosen as the head of the committee, and would later become co-chair of the convention with Blindsight.
  • June 2009 - the committee registered a corporation called Anthropomorphic Events of Ontario, which included Dan Skunk as one of the initial directors.[6] However, six weeks later on July 20, Dan Skunk, Danruk and Sparrow were voted out by the other members.[13] FE claims the reason for the dismissal was that "as the FE team began to shake itself out and make serious decisions, it became clear that [Dan's] continued involvement would have resulted in the dissolution of the concom."[6]
Since then, Dan Skunk has openly discussed his disagreements over the voting process and the organizational decisions made by concom; he has expressed his viewpoints on LiveJournal, Ontario Furries and WikiFur. FE has claimed that Dan's comments "...have been almost universally and unfairly critical of the convention; this has hampered our efforts to promote the event."[6]
In contrast, Dan has claimed he "continued supporting the convention through [my] web site ... giving them constructive criticism on their management ...",[7] and that this was "a gesture of goodwill towards the success of the convention, and to prove my value to [its] success ... Instead, the recommendations were met with contempt and derision from the convention's remaining organizers. The wholesale rejection of these recommendations, to me, showed that the success of the convention and service to the community was secondary to the organizers recieving personal recognition for their efforts."[14] However, Dan Skunk's WikiFur edits have similarly been viewed as self-promoting or self-aggrandizing,[15][16] an assumption not entirely without merit, given that Dan's edits at the time of Sept. 11, 2011 about himself, Ontario Furries and Furnal Equinox contain no less than 42 mentions of his own name.
  • April 2010 - A month after the first Furnal Equinox had been held, Dan deleted its forum from the Ontario Furries website, and some of the FE staff members were banned. In July 2010, an editing war broke out on FE's WikiFur page. Although Dan had been briefly acknowledged in FE's conbook, he wanted the WikiFur page to better reflect his involvement. Both sides have since accused the other of mis-stating the facts, and from Dan Skunk's point of view, making insults and slander.[17]
During the editing war, Dan called for an outright boycott of the convention,[7] adding that its supporters were not welcome on his message board. Following this development, the chairs of FE posted an official statement,[6] and the What The Fur convention severed their relations with Ontario Furries.[18]
  • August 2010 - The call for a boycott was contentious enough that Echelon (who hosted Ontario Furries), deleted the site and invited all the users to a new site, www.canadianfurries.ca, [7]. Some members of Toronto's furry fandom, dissatisfied with Ontario Furries, had initially moved to another forum in early 2010 at torfurs.com which was run by Shane.
  • 2011 - Torfurs.com closed down and redirected to ontariofurs.com. Dan set up a domain at furnalequinox.org to state his viewpoints and continues to host Ontario Furries under a new provider.

https://en.wikifur.com/w/index.php?title=Furnal_Equinox&oldid=345486

History
Prior to 2010, there had never been a large, hotel-based furry event hosted in the Toronto area. (Feral! has run continuously since 1998, but takes place at a summer camp three hours from Toronto.)

In late 2008, Dan Skunk, after scouting a suitable venue for hotel convention in Toronto and people willing to fund it, created message board on his web site, Ontario Furries inviting people to become involved in running it.

In early 2009, after discussions on Ontario Furries, an organizing committee was formed to plan the event. This committee consisted originally of Aaeden, Benjamin, Blindsight, Danruk, Dan Skunk, Sparrow, KI Wind, Pakesh De, Potoroo, Scani, and Shiro Tora. These members of local fandom all made contributions, some quite significant, of time and/or money to make the convention a reality.

The organizing committee that came out of the discussions there consisted of Dan Skunk, Sparrow, Danruk, Potoroo, Ki Wind, Pakesh De, Blindsight, Shiro Tora and Benjamin, Scani and Aaeden.

Benjamin, Ki Wind, and Aaeden soon after resigned and Dan Skunk, Danruk, Sparrow were later dismissed by the remaining members followed by Shiro Tora. These removals caused considerable controversy on the Ontario Furries forum, where Dan Skunk disputed the reasons for his dismissal. Dan Skunk eventually banned all discussion of Furnal Equinox from the Ontario Furries forum, saying that Furnal Equinox staff had slandered him, a claim disputed by Furnal staff. The dispute eventually led to a split in the local forums.

FE was promoted in its first year as Toronto's First Furry Convention and formally announced its name on July 1 (Canada Day), 2009.[1]

The name Furnal Equinox was conceived by founding member ShiroTora. The chosen name plays upon the convention's date in March, close to the beginning of spring (the vernal equinox).[2]


Our mission is to bring together fans of the furry genre together in a laid-back, casual environment to exchange artwork and crafts, share ideas, participate in entertainment, and meet the fantastic creators and fans that contribute to the furry community, all in one of Canada's premier cities. We aim to not only showcase homegrown talent here in Canada, but bring the best furry artists around the world to our members.[3]


Furnal Equinox has aimed to promote this goal of showcasing the best local talent and attracting worldwide furry names by inviting two Guests of Honour to the convention every year, one from Canada and one from outside of Canada.[2]

The convention has raised money every year for the Mississauga Humane Society (MHS) by hosting a charity auction. The MHS is unique among humane societies in that it has no shelter facility or paid staff — rather, all funds are directed towards veterinary bills, food and other supplies for the animals in their care. In total, Furnal Equinox has raised $4,200 for the MHS over two years.[4]
 
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The details and credit for how Furnal Equinox came to exist have been mired in an extensive WikiFur edit war, stemming from disagreements between Dan Skunk and members of FE's staff. Generally, Dan Skunk has viewed his role as the main, instrumental and under-acknowledged founder, while the opposing view has been that he was an initial participant (amongst many) in the early stages of the convention's formation, who helped bring together a number of the people who eventually formed the concom.[6] What is certain is that over the period from 2008-2010, relations between Dan Skunk and the organizing committee became increasingly acrimonious.

Timeline
  • July 2008 - An event called the Islington Furmeet was created by KI Wind and Dan Skunk, which is claimed to have demonstrated the potential viability of a convention in the area. Dan claims to have made several trips to meet with possible hotels and convention centers in the summer of 2008,[7] to which FE staff have responded, "We have emails from Dan ... in which he states that the original ideas and proposals for the con effort that eventually led to FE, including the suggestion for the hotel that eventually was selected, were not (as he now claims) his ideas, and he ascribes them specifically to others. He did help to promote these ideas and deserves credit for that."[6]
  • Late 2008 - ShiroTora began a discussion on the TorFur Mailing List about holding a convention.[7] A 17-year-old name Sparrow offered $5000, and another donor (later identified by Dan Skunk as Blindsight) offered to get things started, even though there had yet to be any guarantee of an event.[8] Dan has claimed that by December 2008, this monetary offer allowed him to "[gather] the financial resources needed to start the convention", after which he "started a discussion ... inviting others to become involved with the project",[9] and that himself and three others "had financial support, organizers, and had found a venue and had created a forum."[10] What is definitively acknowledged by both sides is that Dan created a message board to explore the project on his website and forum, Ontario Furries.
  • February 2009 - The message board attempted to determine the convention date and its staff members by nomination, poll and popular vote. Potoroo, the con chair of Feral, posted a harsh criticism to the board, and the debate attracted the attention of Crush! Yiff! Destroy!.[11] In the staff member poll, Dan Skunk received one of the lowest amounts of support (54.3%),[12] and suggested the threshold be set at 50% to indicate organizational involvement.[7]
  • March 2009 - Morgan held a furry dinner gathering at the Duke of Devon Pub, during which the convention was also discussed. Dan claims that prior to this meet, he had "made an open invitation for people to join an organizing committee for the convention", that he "started the first discussions with the founding committee", that this dinner was the first in-person committee meeting, and that he had organized it, "coinciding with a furmeet there run by Morgan".[7] By mid-March, a private mailing list was created to take a more practical approach to organizing the convention, and to move the discussion away from the drama on the message board. Pakesh De was chosen as the head of the committee, and would later become co-chair of the convention with Blindsight.
  • June 2009 - the committee registered a corporation called Anthropomorphic Events of Ontario, which included Dan Skunk as one of the initial directors.[6] However, six weeks later on July 20, Dan Skunk, Danruk and Sparrow were voted out by the other members.[13] FE claims the reason for the dismissal was that "as the FE team began to shake itself out and make serious decisions, it became clear that [Dan's] continued involvement would have resulted in the dissolution of the concom."[6]
Since then, Dan Skunk has openly discussed his disagreements over the voting process and the organizational decisions made by concom; he has expressed his viewpoints on LiveJournal, Ontario Furries and WikiFur. FE has claimed that Dan's comments "...have been almost universally and unfairly critical of the convention; this has hampered our efforts to promote the event."[6]
In contrast, Dan has claimed he "continued supporting the convention through [my] web site ... giving them constructive criticism on their management ...",[7] and that this was "a gesture of goodwill towards the success of the convention, and to prove my value to [its] success ... Instead, the recommendations were met with contempt and derision from the convention's remaining organizers. The wholesale rejection of these recommendations, to me, showed that the success of the convention and service to the community was secondary to the organizers recieving personal recognition for their efforts."[14] However, Dan Skunk's WikiFur edits have similarly been viewed as self-promoting or self-aggrandizing,[15][16] an assumption not entirely without merit, given that Dan's edits at the time of Sept. 11, 2011 about himself, Ontario Furries and Furnal Equinox contain no less than 42 mentions of his own name.
  • April 2010 - A month after the first Furnal Equinox had been held, Dan deleted its forum from the Ontario Furries website, and some of the FE staff members were banned. In July 2010, an editing war broke out on FE's WikiFur page. Although Dan had been briefly acknowledged in FE's conbook, he wanted the WikiFur page to better reflect his involvement. Both sides have since accused the other of mis-stating the facts, and from Dan Skunk's point of view, making insults and slander.[17]
During the editing war, Dan called for an outright boycott of the convention,[7] adding that its supporters were not welcome on his message board. Following this development, the chairs of FE posted an official statement,[6] and the What The Fur convention severed their relations with Ontario Furries.[18]
  • August 2010 - The call for a boycott was contentious enough that Echelon (who hosted Ontario Furries), deleted the site and invited all the users to a new site, www.canadianfurries.ca, [7]. Some members of Toronto's furry fandom, dissatisfied with Ontario Furries, had initially moved to another forum in early 2010 at torfurs.com which was run by Shane.
  • 2011 - Torfurs.com closed down and redirected to ontariofurs.com. Dan set up a domain at furnalequinox.org to state his viewpoints and continues to host Ontario Furries under a new provider.
https://en.wikifur.com/w/index.php?title=Furnal_Equinox&oldid=345486

History
Prior to 2010, there had never been a large, hotel-based furry event hosted in the Toronto area. (Feral! has run continuously since 1998, but takes place at a summer camp three hours from Toronto.)

In late 2008, Dan Skunk, after scouting a suitable venue for hotel convention in Toronto and people willing to fund it, created message board on his web site, Ontario Furries inviting people to become involved in running it.

In early 2009, after discussions on Ontario Furries, an organizing committee was formed to plan the event. This committee consisted originally of Aaeden, Benjamin, Blindsight, Danruk, Dan Skunk, Sparrow, KI Wind, Pakesh De, Potoroo, Scani, and Shiro Tora. These members of local fandom all made contributions, some quite significant, of time and/or money to make the convention a reality.

The organizing committee that came out of the discussions there consisted of Dan Skunk, Sparrow, Danruk, Potoroo, Ki Wind, Pakesh De, Blindsight, Shiro Tora and Benjamin, Scani and Aaeden.

Benjamin, Ki Wind, and Aaeden soon after resigned and Dan Skunk, Danruk, Sparrow were later dismissed by the remaining members followed by Shiro Tora. These removals caused considerable controversy on the Ontario Furries forum, where Dan Skunk disputed the reasons for his dismissal. Dan Skunk eventually banned all discussion of Furnal Equinox from the Ontario Furries forum, saying that Furnal Equinox staff had slandered him, a claim disputed by Furnal staff. The dispute eventually led to a split in the local forums.

FE was promoted in its first year as Toronto's First Furry Convention and formally announced its name on July 1 (Canada Day), 2009.[1]

The name Furnal Equinox was conceived by founding member ShiroTora. The chosen name plays upon the convention's date in March, close to the beginning of spring (the vernal equinox).[2]


Our mission is to bring together fans of the furry genre together in a laid-back, casual environment to exchange artwork and crafts, share ideas, participate in entertainment, and meet the fantastic creators and fans that contribute to the furry community, all in one of Canada's premier cities. We aim to not only showcase homegrown talent here in Canada, but bring the best furry artists around the world to our members.[3]


Furnal Equinox has aimed to promote this goal of showcasing the best local talent and attracting worldwide furry names by inviting two Guests of Honour to the convention every year, one from Canada and one from outside of Canada.[2]

The convention has raised money every year for the Mississauga Humane Society (MHS) by hosting a charity auction. The MHS is unique among humane societies in that it has no shelter facility or paid staff — rather, all funds are directed towards veterinary bills, food and other supplies for the animals in their care. In total, Furnal Equinox has raised $4,200 for the MHS over two years.[4]

Did you just copy and paste the Wikifur article on FE here? It just sounds like you're salty about him not wanting to be your fuck buddy anymore or something at this point. Its both pathetic and hilarious

And is this the new suit design you mentioned?
[Archive] all your pages and any internet presence you had have been nuked, so just wanted to confirm this technocoloured monstrocity is you. Feel free to prove otherwise
 
I have a screenie from this dude's old FA where he posts a pic of his fursuit (the white one is called Jazz the Wolf apparently) where he's hanging out in front of a home depot and the description says he was with Dan Skunk. I'll post it once I get off mobile

So yeah this seems like a case of my fuck buddy won't fuck me no more so I'm gonna try and sick Kiwi Farms on him. Great friend ladies amd gentlemen
 
I have a screenie from this dude's old FA where he posts a pic of his fursuit (the white one is called Jazz the Wolf apparently) where he's hanging out in front of a home depot and the description says he was with Dan Skunk. I'll post it once I get off mobile

So yeah this seems like a case of my fuck buddy won't fuck me no more so I'm gonna try and sick Kiwi Farms on him. Great friend ladies amd gentlemen

I have two mates Sparrow and Gallonwolf, so I don't need Dan, thankyouverymuch.

"Welcome new furries to the Ontario Furries convention. I will be your host and teacher Daniel-san, and I will instruct you in the ways of the great master Uncle Kage. I promise to teach you the art of "Fursuiting". Now young furries "whacks-on, whacks-off, paint the fence, paint the fire hydrant, now hump the fire hydrant, hump the dog, now hump the cat. Ah yes, you will make very good students." - Daniel-skunk-san
 
I have two mates Sparrow and Gallonwolf, so I don't need Dan, thankyouverymuch.

"Welcome new furries to the Ontario Furries convention. I will be your host and teacher Daniel-san, and I will instruct you in the ways of the great master Uncle Kage. I promise to teach you the art of "Fursuiting". Now young furries "whacks-on, whacks-off, paint the fence, paint the fire hydrant, now hump the fire hydrant, hump the dog, now hump the cat. Ah yes, you will make very good students." - Daniel-skunk-san
Is this the same Sparrow that draws fucked up shit? If so, hoo boy!
 
Is this the same Sparrow that draws fucked up shit? If so, hoo boy!

I doubt it, I don't think Sparrow (if we're thinking of the same guy from Hentai Foundry) is really a furry; just a general smut artist. People who I know who have worked with/interacted with him pretty much say he'd rather do WoW based hentai than furry but furry pornbux are easy bux. Plus the degenerates in the furry fandom are plentiful. But he's not one I'm super familiar with on a personal level but I can't see him shagging up with some random bottom feeder from the fandom in some weird harem situation.

This is a fun thread to watch though, always good for a laugh.
 
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Here's the screenie with this dude chilling with Dan Skunk at a Home Depot in Niagara Falls

I have two mates Sparrow and Gallonwolf, so I don't need Dan, thankyouverymuch.

"Welcome new furries to the Ontario Furries convention. I will be your host and teacher Daniel-san, and I will instruct you in the ways of the great master Uncle Kage. I promise to teach you the art of "Fursuiting". Now young furries "whacks-on, whacks-off, paint the fence, paint the fire hydrant, now hump the fire hydrant, hump the dog, now hump the cat. Ah yes, you will make very good students." - Daniel-skunk-san
Is this your friend Sparrow?
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sparrowcry/
I went on the Ontario Furries site on the members area and found the only member with the word Sparrow in the username. Couldn't find Gallonwolf but I didn't look that hard
 
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Here's the screenie with this dude chilling with Dan Skunk at a Home Depot in Niagara Falls

Hanging out with someone is not sleeping with them. This was during one of Cornwall Dragon's meets and he invited a bunch of furries to come along. Dan just happened to be one of those furries. Cornwall was my mate at the time, but he was still in the closet, so we kept that kind of secret.

Is this your friend Sparrow?
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sparrowcry/
I went on the Ontario Furries site on the members area and found the only member with the word Sparrow in the username. Couldn't find Gallonwolf but I didn't look that hard

No that is someone else.
 
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Hanging out with someone is not sleeping with them. This was during one of Cornwall Dragon's meets and he invited a bunch of furries to come along. Dan just happened to be one of those furries. Cornwall was my mate at the time, but he was still in the closet, so we kept that kind of secret.
You understand you come here, attempt to drop shit on a random dude with a small internet presence with no logs of shit said random dude has said. That makes it look an awful lot like you're just trying to get back at an ex friend
 
You understand you come here, attempt to drop shit on a random dude with a small internet presence with no logs of shit said random dude has said. That makes it look an awful lot like you're just trying to get back at an ex friend

https://web.archive.org/web/2019020...E1ihyFNQysbf3rLaSxPnMX0AL1lC3a1t0nHzTyZ4BHUNo

Stupid MSN stupid bots.
Jo says:
Looking for my other half.
Dan Skunk says:
Oh?
Jo says:
hey
Dan Skunk says:
Who's your other half?
Jo says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Dan Skunk says:
Yeah, but extremely gay and only have sex with animals.
Jo says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Dan Skunk says:
My dog and I have been together for 3 years and love each other dearly.
Jo says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go http://www.freecamlink.net/hcf5 tell me what ya think
Dan Skunk says:
It's not fair that we can't be married.
Jo says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Dan Skunk says:
You have some pictures of male dogs?
Jo says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Dan Skunk says:
Do you have a dog?
Jo says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Dan Skunk says:
No, but if you have a dog, I might? I'll let you watch my dog mount me.
Jo says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cmfe and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Dan Skunk says:
I love being knotted.
Jo says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Dan Skunk says:
Yeah but... You're not listentening to me...
Jo says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
Dan Skunk says:
This is why females suck. Especially human females. All they want is money.
Jo says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Dan Skunk says:
*hugs his mate tight and gently strokes his furry cock*
Jo says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Dan Skunk says:
Maybe you could set yourself on fire? I'd like to see that.
Jo says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
Dan Skunk says:
Yeah... I don't think so.
Jo says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cmtc and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Dan Skunk says:
You could never love me like my Albert does.
Jo says:
k you in yet babe??
Dan Skunk says:
Fur or gtfo.
Jo says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/cmv9 and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Dan Skunk says:
gtfo then!

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