Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guardsman42]

What is she gonna do, screech for 5 seconds and need an hour break to catch her breath?

She can't even stop people from filming her in her natural state.

 

[Probably your mom]

I heard the fart heard round the world today in her video where she’s wearing the yellow shirt

Her fart sounded surprised it escaped her gargantuan ass

 

[AJ 447]

Queen of resume puffing

 

[raritycunt]

Our gorl being a typical dumpster fire on twitter

 

[Catnip]

Our gorl being a typical dumpster fire on twitter

She's being sassylynn right now, when will the depression/crying vid come out? She always admits how shit her life actually is in those vids.

 

[Strine]

I think I preferred the gutless threats from her mongoloid butler to this method of attacking the haydurs. The people mocking her on YouTube have indirectly given her more revenue but our gorl doesn't seem to realise! Y'all run and tell that!

 

[Dragon Lady]

Our gorl being a typical dumpster fire on twitter

She thinks she's so clever. The only person she impresses is herself

 

[ADHD]

She's being sassylynn right now, when will the depression/crying vid come out? She always admits how shit her life actually is in those vids.

Depressionlynn actually came before sasslynn.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

What is with Amber and constantly trying to re affirm that she doesn’t even LIKE pizza? As if it’s some kind of quirky personality trait that is unique to her.

But then again our gorl needs to eat to survive!

 

[JambledUpWords]

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What is with Amber and constantly trying to re affirm that she doesn’t even LIKE pizza? As if it’s some kind of quirky personality trait that is unique to her.

But then again our gorl needs to eat to survive!

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She hates pizza like she hates eating too much sugar. Does she not realize it’s okay to enjoy unhealthy foods, and even have them as your favorite, and be at a normal weight? She thinks people have some sort of magic she doesn’t possess when it comes to food. People have told her over and over again that it’s moderation and portion sizing which allows you to enjoy unhealthy foods every once in a while. The only “magic” there is, is self-control.

 

[Xenomorph]

This idiot really is just a roller coaster of emotions; it must be mentally exhausting to deal with her on a daily basis.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

was that YouNow strean uploaded anywhere, by any chance?

Edit to say nevermind, I found it in it's own thread

 

[raritycunt]

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What is with Amber and constantly trying to re affirm that she doesn’t even LIKE pizza? As if it’s some kind of quirky personality trait that is unique to her.

But then again our gorl needs to eat to survive!

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The follow up to that tweet was amusing

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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I love a mature queen!

At 1 in the night

Eric and Ricky: sleeping
Amber:

 

[C3PBRO]

Can one honestly claim they've eaten Chinese food when it was served by an American chain food restaurant or a low rent Kentucky buffet?

Yes I'm gatekeeping food. Against a mega deathfat. I have the balls come at me.

 

[497]

Depressionlynn actually came before sasslynn.
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that anxiety- she should be sure it isn't some type of heart problem first. I think everyone would feel anxiety if every time they went to sleep they might not wake up or have a heart attack any day.

 

[literally low-key]

She doesn't know Chinese food. She always gets crab rangoon. Deep fried dough stuffed with cream cheese and probably imitation crab.
DEEP FRIED DOUGH, DEEP FRIED DOUGH. DEEP FRIED DOUGH. MMMMMMM

 

[RarityGORL]

She doesn't know Chinese food. She always gets crab rangoon. Deep fried dough stuffed with cream cheese and probably imitation crab.
DEEP FRIED DOUGH, DEEP FRIED DOUGH. DEEP FRIED DOUGH. MMMMMMM

Not to mention those delicious 1.00$ womart eggrolls. They are ginormous and you only have to microwave them. Oh, and that home -made delicious Chinese "salad"! Which consists on one pack of instant ramen noodles some cabbage and ITALIAN dressing! YUM YUM YUM!

 

[THOTto]

Can one honestly claim they've eaten Chinese food when it was served by an American chain food restaurant or a low rent Kentucky buffet?

Yes I'm gatekeeping food. Against a mega deathfat. I have the balls come at me.

You might want to be careful. Putting a gate between amber and food could risk in a tantrum. Until she tries to break it down.

I totally agree tho.

 

[Mr Foster]

You might want to be careful. Putting a gate between amber and food could risk in a tantrum. Until she tries to break it down.

I totally agree tho.

The only thing Hamby is "breaking down" is her left ventricle.