Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[Poiseon]

https://totv.fandom.com/wiki/War_on_Earth

Jerry has some odd tastes. Damn. This is special. Make sure to scroll down. Just, the fuck?

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

Seems to be the work of some user named Glaceon1488 taking the piss.
Preserving them for posterity, because Arcive doesn't seem to do well with that wikia page:

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

I have some updates on Lily Orchard in terms of modern day that would make A-loggers jizz their pants in pure unadulterated sexual joy!
Since June, Lily has had a string of bad events happen per month. The order goes as follows.
June - She supposedly had a heart attack.
July - She supposedly had a nervous breakdown, probably from the fact that the Canadian equivalent to the FBI will be knocking on her door any day now thanks to Stockholm
August - She supposedly had a severe depression episode
September - She supposedly got FUCKING STABBED!
October - She supposedly got FUCKING RAPED!!!
November - She supposedly had an anxiety attack.
December - Her wife left her *Insert Crab Rave Here* (It's a dead meme but it fits)
Also I say supposedly in some of these because this has all come straight from her mouth, which I'm not sure if we should trust or not.

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"Totally not bragging, just telling you all how generous and awesome I am, even at my own expense!"

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"thick as pigshit"

Yeah, that's a nice thing to say about the people you're financially dependend on.

Remember when Youtubers were being exposed left and right?
I miss those days sometimes...

 

[The Iconoclast]

Seems to be the work of some user named Glaceon1488 taking the piss.
Preserving them for posterity, because Arcive doesn't seem to do well with that wikia page:

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ok that's A-Loggy as fuck but I got some real good laughs out of that.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.fo/01AbB

https://archive.fo/qEUAX

https://archive.fo/rHzBE

https://archive.fo/fVzpF

https://archive.fo/FyTO1

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO BE CREATIVE, YOU OBSTINATE BORE!

Not everyone wants to write their story in the most mundane, boring, vanilla way possible.
Some find it more interesting to make it with talking animals, or magical space rocks, or fairies.
Get fucking over it.

https://archive.fo/h0Tq3

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

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Then again, she has gone on record to say she fucking hates anime, so it would make sense that she wouldn't understand the reference to an anime.

 

[AnOminous]

"Why is this Japanese word being used in an english sentence?"

Jerry's racist

Jerry is an uneducated illiterate idiot.

 

[PT 522]

And it's not like English isn't already using words borrowed from other languages.
"Faux pas" and "en masse" are French, for instance.
"Kindergarten" and "Schadenfreude" are German.
"Status quo" and "modus operandi" are Latin.

And that's just the ones I can think off the top of my head.

Sorry whiteys, you can't say
- futon
- karaoke
- tsunami
- typhoon
- anime
- manga
- emoji
- sushi
- tofu
- ramen
- koi
And a million other fucking loanwords because Lily said so.

 

[Poiseon]

Sorry whiteys, you can't say
- futon
- karaoke
- tsunami
- typhoon
- anime
- manga
- emoji
- sushi
- tofu
- ramen
- koi
And a million other fucking loanwords because some troon on the internet said so.

We can keep saying nigger though, right?

 

[Jmz_33]

We can keep saying nigger though, right?

Can Lord Valithria Ryder say the nigger word?

 

[ActuallyAutistic]

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That's actually pretty accurate.

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Only when it suits you though. You have only one character who isn't a lesbian woman.

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Not to mention that going into TV would involve actual work and risk Lily being laughed out of the room by everyone she talks to.

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They should just remain placid and unquestioning while Lily pours her toxic criticism down their throats like regurgitated vomit, right?

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Alright, so maybe I don't exactly have Peet's 300+ IQ But why do the neutral points include "Episodic" and ""Serialized." Like. It's a TV Show. They have episodes. How the fuck else are they going to be made?
I can understand preferring one over the other (I'm a bigger fan of serialized content myself) but it makes you wonder why they're even points to begin with. Is it just so they have something to toss into the "Neutral" Category since there's literally no other points alongside them? Is it to seem more nuanced? It makes me question why the neutral category is even there if it's going to have such incredibly vague "points."

 

[Devil-Man]

Luckily I was around to archive this.

https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/182909666635/you-generally-approve-of-lewding-the-puppets-and <-- deleted
http://archive.fo/g3c1C

https://mega.nz/#!I1RFnKgR!KBZw1v4-RJ-LL_4Q1dNByn3LEpZVImni8l9ymrgzh_k <-- deleted

I downloaded the RAR file that contained said lewd material. But within the next few minutes both this ask and the link were removed.
And then a short while after that, this current ask below was posted.

https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/182909794160/youre-generally-okay-with-lewding-the-puppet-and
http://archive.fo/r3vOa

https://mega.nz/#!R5YxhICY!LfIsYscRKLCZIAPYKJcvkbVV3REe4b3T_6KZ0FHWW94

I get the feeling he wanted to make a quick change and then asked himself this as an update.
Both of the files are exactly the same with the exception of this one picture being removed, a drawing of her V3 puppet getting banged by big lizard demon things.

Spoiler: NSFW

Make of this what you will.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I legitimately feel sorry for the young idiots that are gonna take Peet’s writing advice and write some of the most milquetoast cardboard fiction imaginable.

 

[AnOminous]

I legitimately feel sorry for the young idiots that are gonna take Peet’s writing advice and write some of the most milquetoast cardboard fiction imaginable.

There are people who take this dude's advice?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

There are people who take this dude's advice?

I feel like I’d have to rate myself optimistic if I said “no”.

 

[A SimpleTon]

I feel like I’d have to rate myself optimistic if I said “no”.

Eh, I don't too bad for them. After All, they're the ones stupid enough to take it.

 

[Ben Laden]

I feel like I’d have to rate myself optimistic if I said “no”.

A lot of his fans are young, probably middle school age because his constant "I hate everything and I'm not gonna sugar coat it schtick" hasn't gotten old yet.

I was in middle school once too and though Nostalgia Critic and TGwtG was the coolest shit ever, but you get older and suddenly it stops appealing to you. Hopefully, Jerry's fans will lose interest as they get older because his abrasive tone will run its course instead of being indoctrinated into all this extreme leftist garbage.

 

[Jmz_33]

There are people who take this dude's advice?

Fan: Hey Lily, I’m having trouble with school, what should I do?

Lily: You dense moron, obviously you shoot up the school or something, I don’t fucking care.

Fan: Thanks you Lily, I’m so glad I can talk to someone as considerate and as friendly as you.

Lily: STFU, stop asking me for random bullshit I don’t give a fuck about! Go fucking kill yourselves!

Fan: Thanks again!

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.is/rNZRY

"Judy and Nick both had their own prejudices, but Nick’s came from being screwed over and attacked most of his life, while Judy’s came from FUCKING NOWHERE."

And had absolutely nothing to do with her from being personally victimized and brutalized by a fox during her childhood. Her being bullied and physically assaulted by that fox, for wanting to be a police officer despite being a bunny, is literally how her character is introduced at the start of the movie.
And that whole thing about they used to literally murder and eat rabbits like her.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

I always thought Nick getting mad in Zootopia was fuckin moronic, like he gets all offended when Judy says the rabid carnivores were savages, like, sorry she insulted your proud tradition of murdering her kind for food asshole. I get the race allegory but I just thought that part was stupid.