Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Iwillnotcredityouraccount said:
I heard the fart heard round the world today in her video where she’s wearing the yellow shirt

Her fart sounded surprised it escaped her gargantuan ass
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But in her new video she claims she didn't fart, gorl!!! Really though. You could tell she really did fart because if you're a normal human being, you know you kinda do that pause and thousand yard stare before letting one rip.
 
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unpopular opinion: amber didn't fart.

I actually believe her when she says she would have edited it out. y'all really think she wouldn't have rushed to edit it out? shes too vain to not have. Either way, its a fart, who cares. she has many more genuinely awful traits. who gives a hoot if her booty sings a little.
 
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o'r the peee! said:
unpopular opinion: amber didn't fart.

I actually believe her when she says she would have edited it out. y'all really think she wouldn't have rushed to edit it out? shes too vain to not have. Either way, its a fart, who cares. she has many more genuinely awful traits. who gives a hoot if her booty sings a little.
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Oh, it's not that she farted or didn't fart, it's that she didn't address it and has gone on overdrive to convince everyone it wasn't a fart. There's not one person here that doesn't 100% believe that she is in a constant state of flatulence. It's just amusing that she had a visible reaction to the noise and totally glossed over it like nothing happened instead of the normal human reaction of laughing and saying something about Twinkie. Then she kept it in even in editing. That's the only reason I think it was an actual fart.
Again, though, I don't care if it was or it wasn't. It's just another weird Hambert thing.
 
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o'r the peee! said:
unpopular opinion: amber didn't fart.

I actually believe her when she says she would have edited it out. y'all really think she wouldn't have rushed to edit it out? shes too vain to not have. Either way, its a fart, who cares. she has many more genuinely awful traits. who gives a hoot if her booty sings a little.
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Our dainty gorl would never do such a thing. But yeah, she probably did not fart. AL was quick to throw Twinkie under the bus.
 
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o'r the peee! said:
unpopular opinion: amber didn't fart.

I actually believe her when she says she would have edited it out. y'all really think she wouldn't have rushed to edit it out? shes too vain to not have. Either way, its a fart, who cares. she has many more genuinely awful traits. who gives a hoot if her booty sings a little.
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I mean, I'd guess at her size, she doesn't always notice when she farts. And it's probably such a frequent occurrence, she might not give it a second thought.
I'm going with: she didn't notice, or forgot and didn't catch it during editing. I didn't hear it until it was pointed out and I listened with headphones.
Either way, her repeated insistence that she didn't is hilarious. She who denied it...
 
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Dokkaebi said:
But in her new video she claims she didn't fart, gorl!!! Really though. You could tell she really did fart because if you're a normal human being, you know you kinda do that pause and thousand yard stare before letting one rip.
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She totally farted because she made the face of a toddler who let a massive one rip and it scared the shit(literally) out of them. I think she missed it in her ‘editing’ and is trying to save face. Who cares gorl! We all fart and with what you eat, I’m sure it’s a regular occurrence.
 
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Small dogs with breathing problems do make weird noises. I know one that “quacks” that being said they’re usually distressed when doing it. If it was really Twinkie you’d think she’d be like “oh my poor baby”, but that would require actually caring about her animals emotional well being. I’ve never heard a dog fart, so I could believe it was respiratory. But we know she’s a poor pet owner. Outside of that it doesn’t really matter, the fact it bothers her so much is really funny.
 
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o'r the peee! said:
unpopular opinion: amber didn't fart.

I actually believe her when she says she would have edited it out. y'all really think she wouldn't have rushed to edit it out? shes too vain to not have. Either way, its a fart, who cares. she has many more genuinely awful traits. who gives a hoot if her booty sings a little.
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I think she did. She had Twinkie running around in her last video to try and show it was the dog but none of Twinkie's grunts sounded like that fart in the other video. And as pointed out she made a face when it happened. AL left the part of a bug crawling out of her bra so don't be surprised if she left a fart in. There's been other videos where people noticed what could of been farts. Maybe she didn't hear it when editing so figured noone else would hear it.

It's no big deal, but it's just funny she needs to keep her dainty princess girl image.
 
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I think it was a fart. If anyone can prove me wrong go ahead, but that blank stare, that complete body pause as she tries to understand what her body is doing, (I DO think it's possible she didn't realize it was a fart or didn't feel it). She's removed comments on it from the video and made such a stink about it totally not being a fart guyz.

I mean, you can take the word of AL saying that she didn't fart, but I'm not gonna trust her. She rode the toot train all the way to stinkville
 
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Keyboard Warrior said:
Has Amber's hoarding tendencies been discussed in any depth here? Her compulsion to acquire things seems to be another way she seeks mental safety and comfort. I wonder if that just stems from feeling abandoned as a child and wanting to cling to something that couldn't leave her. Like, wanting to psychologically 'stock up' so she always has a surplus of what she might need just incase. That seems to be her subconscious approach with food too. She fails every diet because hunger is an emotional trigger that makes her feel her needs are not being reliably met.

Maybe that's just stating the obvious, but I'd be curious to hear other thoughts on this.
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I would agree I think she orders things to have something to look forward too. As for having objects around for company I will agree on that too. One of the main reasons Jeffrey Dauhmer kept pieces of his victims corpses/skeletons around was to so he wouldn't feel alone. Same difference really.
 
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TragicLynn is out with a fierce.

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