🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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@Null Why the fuck do you even bother trying to reason with him? Giving legitimate criticism and advice? He's a lolcow and as such he's destine for self-destruction and general humiliation. If every cow listened to reason we wouldn't have this website in the first place.

Just set back and watch the exceptional individual destroy himself like we always do. :story:
 
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Superman93 said:
@Null Why the fuck do you even bother trying to reason with him? Giving legitimate criticism and advice? He's a lolcow and as such he's destine for self-destruction and general humiliation. If every cow listened to reason we wouldn't have this website in the first place.

Just set back and watch the exceptional individual destroy himself like we always do. :story:
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he is a NICE GUY. However he emits a retardation field that effect everyone that interacts with him on the internet.
 
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Superman93 said:
@Null Why the fuck do you even bother trying to reason with him? Giving legitimate criticism and advice? He's a lolcow and as such he's destine for self-destruction and general humiliation. If every cow listened to reason we wouldn't have this website in the first place.

Just set back and watch the exceptional individual destroy himself like we always do. :story:
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Null is just a sweetie pie, he can't help it
 
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Superman93 said:
@Null Why the fuck do you even bother trying to reason with him? Giving legitimate criticism and advice? He's a lolcow and as such he's destine for self-destruction and general humiliation. If every cow listened to reason we wouldn't have this website in the first place.

Just set back and watch the exceptional individual destroy himself like we always do. :story:
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Probably the satisfaction of saying, "I told you so" in the end. The best cows never really listen to decent advice.
 
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he is a NICE GUY. However he emits a exceptionalism field that effect everyone that interacts with him on the internet.
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Null is just a sweetie pie, he can't help it
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One can forgive an idiot of his impulsive stupidity only so many times before you end up looking stupider for sympathetic efforts. All e-celebs are vipers, sooner or later; but at least they're inclined to remain entertaining up until the end.
 
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You know, it's odd how Ralph keeps going down this road. He'll do fine, make entertaining or quality content, but his constant drive for validation and desire to take down those he felt wronged him somehow lead to him fucking up everything he touches. Like many we cover, he's easily riled up, impossible to appease, and has minimal ability to recognize when he's in the wrong. Adding to the surreality of it, the guy has just turned right around and jump into bed with someone he was either complaining about endlessly or screwed him in the first place.

This shit with Zoom isn't a first, or a second, or a third time thing for the guy. It keeps costing him but he still does this. I'm not sure whether it's due to hubris, stupidity, or self-destructive tendencies, but it's almost as sad as it is funny. Operative word being "almost," because there's a certain amusement in watching this particular train-wreck.
 
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Jaimas said:
You know, it's odd how Ralph keeps going down this road. He'll do fine, make entertaining or quality content, but his constant drive for validation and desire to take down those he felt wronged him somehow lead to him fucking up everything he touches. Like many we cover, he's easily riled up, impossible to appease, and has minimal ability to recognize when he's in the wrong. Adding to the surreality of it, the guy has just turned right around and jump into bed with someone he was either complaining about endlessly or screwed him in the first place.

This shit with Zoom isn't a first, or a second, or a third time thing for the guy. It keeps costing him but he still does this. I'm not sure whether it's due to hubris, stupidity, or self-destructive tendencies, but it's almost as sad as it is funny. Operative word being "almost," because there's a certain amusement in watching this particular train-wreck.
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Who was that GNAA guy he let be a co-host on his show? I forgot the name. History may not repeat but it sure does rhyme.

Edit: Finally remembered and he has an account here too. @Teridax . Zoom = Teridax v2.0
 
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@Null Why the fuck do you even bother trying to reason with him? Giving legitimate criticism and advice? He's a lolcow and as such he's destine for self-destruction and general humiliation. If every cow listened to reason we wouldn't have this website in the first place.

Just set back and watch the exceptional individual destroy himself like we always do. :story:
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The scene takes place in the American West. Time of day is around six in the afternoon, the season is fall. Shadows run long across the red and tan landscape. A black rancher's hat tumbles past the frame and the camera tilts back, revealing that we are positioned at the base of a cliff. The frame begins moving up the side of the cliff as some dust and pebbles impact the ground. After a few moments our two main characters finally come into view. We see that the larger of the two figures is hanging on the rocky cliff side by his fingertips. The other simply looks on, his expression indeterminate from behind the veil cast by his white hat. Settling just behind the dangling man's shoulder, the camera frames the man in the white hat with the dangler's outstretched features. Above him, the man in the white hat seems as tall as a skyscraper, in deep silhouette. The dangling man's heavy breathing begins to hasten and the man in the white hat finally makes eye contact.

Dropping to one knee, the man in the white had extends a hand to the desperate man and simply says: "You're worth it."
 
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