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What's with SA and its communism posters? It's not like under communism your obese manchildren posting on dead forums are going to be overlords.

If anything, your shift on the grueling factory line will just take away your posting/MMO time and your new foreman will call you a faggot nonstop for dressing like a tranny.

Assuming your tranny status doesn't get you labeled as one of the accursed bourgeoisie, forcing your parents to pick up your bullet fee.
 
What's with SA and its communism posters? It's not like under communism your obese manchildren posting on dead forums are going to be overlords.

If anything, your shift on the grueling factory line will just take away your posting/MMO time and your new foreman will call you a faggot nonstop for dressing like a tranny.

Crab-in-bucket mindset with a touch of fuck-you-dad.
They believe anyone better off than they are should be dragged down to their level. Essentially they want things like UBI so they don't have to keep asking their parents for money, the government would be automatically taking it from their parents and giving it to them. Since they never learned how to be self-sufficient or self reliant, they want the government to do that for them.

They are also very well aware that if they weren't living in their parent's basements, they would be homeless without internet very shortly. So they are trying to ensure that their future is secure when their parents kick off by making sure there is a comfortable safety net to support them, since cutting your dick off & injecting horsepiss keeps you from having kids that would do that (not that any kids they'd raise would take care of them).

These useful idiots are led by a few Bachelor Degree Baristas who believe that in a communist utopia as educated right thinkers they would be at the top of the pyramid, willfully ignoring that the educated class are the first group marched out into the killing fields or sent to the gulags because they represent a potential threat to the new order.

For all their smug mocking of "Heh, Xtians", they fail to recognize that universally in socialist and communist countries its not intelligence that gets you ahead, nor freedom of thought, its the willingness repeat & internalize party dogma without question or hesitation, and to report heretics. Granted that same mindset is infecting academia.
 
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Like classic communists, they're also bloodthirsty as fuck. Because, y'know, everything will work out perfectly once we kill just one last million kulaks. It doesn't take much clicking around at all in D&D to run into shit like this:

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And because the mods agree, the most anyone ever gets for threatening to kill politicians is a six-hour probation.
 
What's with SA and its communism posters? It's not like under communism your obese manchildren posting on dead forums are going to be overlords.

If anything, your shift on the grueling factory line will just take away your posting/MMO time and your new foreman will call you a faggot nonstop for dressing like a tranny.

Crab-in-bucket mindset with a touch of fuck-you-dad.
They believe anyone better off than they are should be dragged down to their level. Essentially they want things like UBI so they don't have to keep asking their parents for money, the government would be automatically taking it from their parents and giving it to them. Since they never learned how to be self-sufficient or self reliant, they want the government to do that for them.

They are also very well aware that if they weren't living in their parent's basements, they would be homeless without internet very shortly. So they are trying to ensure that their future is secure when their parents kick off by making sure there is a comfortable safety net to support them, since cutting your dick off & injecting horsepiss keeps you from having kids that would do that (not that any kids they'd raise would take care of them).

These useful idiots are led by a few Bachelor Degree Baristas who believe that in a communist utopia as educated right thinkers they would be at the top of the pyramid, willfully ignoring that the educated class are the first group marched out into the killing fields or sent to the gulags because they represent a potential threat to the new order.

For all their smug mocking of "Heh, Xtians", they fail to recognize that universally in socialist and communist countries its not intelligence that gets you ahead, nor freedom of thought, its the willingness repeat & internalize party dogma without question or hesitation, and to report heretics. Granted that same mindset is infecting academia.

Pretty much this. I have no idea why re.tards think that Communist states will be peaceful. Its entirely impossible to enforce Communism without violence. Every single Commie regime has executed its intelligentsia including lots of Generals, which is typically one of the reasons Stalin got so ass-fucked during WWII, because all the experienced officers were purged. A strongman will always arise in terms of Communist power and use his influence to eradicate his rivals.

And you are absolutely right with the thoughts about intelligence. Lysenko is a prime example of this. He was a fucking idiot, but he deep throated party cock and got all his rivals executed or sent to the Gulags. The only people who could safely criticize that fuck face were the nuclear scientists, because they were invaluable. They could basically say whatever because you couldn't just replace them. Goons would be the first ones dead, instantly. Its generally people who fear the real world and have very little to no real problems to take care of. If they went out into the world, the working class does not want Communism. Nobody does.

Besides, America's culture and history is basically staunchly opposed to Communism. Its not going to happen here. America will turn fascist long before communist. And even then, that's doubtful.

Also see Goons are fucking stupid mongoloids.

Like classic communists, they're also bloodthirsty as fuck. Because, y'know, everything will work out perfectly once we kill just one last million kulaks. It doesn't take much clicking around at all in D&D to run into shit like this:

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And because the mods agree, the most anyone ever gets for threatening to kill politicians is a six-hour probation.

....they do know that Robespierre was eventually tortured and executed by the very revolution he started, right? I think after getting the chop, Robespierre was having second thoughts.
 
A strongman will always arise in terms of Communist power and use his influence to eradicate his rivals.

This is the end case in any autocracy. At some point people stop thinking about what's good for the nation, and only focus on what keeps them in power. A mind set that eventually leads to only the only most narcissistic sociopaths being able to take & keep the crown.

see: Something Awful moderation staff.
 
This is the end case in any autocracy. At some point people stop thinking about what's good for the nation, and only focus on what keeps them in power. A mind set that eventually leads to only the only most narcissistic sociopaths being able to take & keep the crown.

see: Something Awful moderation staff.

Aside from TV Tropes' Fast Eddie, seeing how those jackasses ran a website had me scared from day one of ever being a dickhead when it comes to running my own.

The way I see it, being a website admin or mod means you are just the glorified janitor, repairman, or, if you actually have technical expertise, building contractor who is needed to either keep the house of cards from falling down or are the person responsible for shoring up or adding more cards to the house of cards.

Aside from that, you are just someone with a web connection and an admin panel, that by no means makes you God.

I try to be nice to those on other sites, especially those who do a great job doing the scut work of being the resident tard wrangler and occasionally handyman, but I refuse to sacrifice my dignity and treat the guy with the mod button like I should be giving them my firstborn, they are a glorified janitor after all.

Granted, if they do a damn fine job being a janitor, I'll make sure to compliment their efforts, but when the janitor starts acting like they runs the place by sheer dint of their existence, that's my cue to tell the janitor to shove their head in the dirty mop bucket full of grungy water and stay there until the ability to not drown has long passed.

Something I noticed about Communism and assholes who think being web janitors makes them special is that people on the sides of those fences think that just because they were given the ability to do maintenance work gives them the right to hold that over the heads of the peons, with the implications they'll flounce and leave everyone else to clean up the mess if they aren't getting their balls washed constantly.

My response to commies and people like that is to say they can find another place to give them a mop bucket, I'm not sucking a janitor's dick just because they say I should.
 
One of the most irritating things about all the self-proclaimed communists etc, on there is the horrible attempts at being badass - "my hobby is killing racists", "the cure for fascism is bullets" and so on - when the most any of these fucks would do is an effeminate cough into the back of their hand as they quickly cross the street.

The lack of self awareness about it is ridiculous. Of course you take the piss out of anyone doing this and the mods accuse you of taking offense rather than just finding it sad.
 
I went to see how they reacted to the Jussie Smollett hate crime coming up as a hoax, and was not disappointed. Shame they're blocking archiver tools.

That page is a beautiful little microcosm of D&D -- people plugging their ears and squealing cops bad, people bitching that liberals aren't left-wing enough, and some dude getting probated for reminding them that they're fucking idiots.
 
A D&D gem from the Venezuela thread (the third time I've posted about that thread in here, my apologies, but it's a great case study in derangement because of the conflict between Maduro-supporters and the Venezuelans that post in the thread):

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! said:
there is a reemerging strain of american conservatism that is opposed to american adventures abroad not because of the broken nations, starving peoples, and mass graves we leave in our wake- those parts they're huge fans of- but because empire leads invariably to race-mixing. once upon a time the neocons had taught these people a new racial paradigm whereby all peoples were one, in their subservience to WASPs who went to an Ivy League School and owned stock in Halliburton. after the bloody collapse of their Iraqi adventure, they've got very little movement credibility left.

part of that old neocon script for justifying American military intervention demands that no, really, we're acting on behalf of human rights. so of course we'll allow more of your people to escape to the US. because if we didn't, it would be agonizingly transparent to all involved parties that this was about american hegemony first and any benefit to the locals was considered a regrettable side-effect.

this plays extremely poorly with Team Build The Wall. the way that contradiction gets resolved will be interesting to watch.

Ah, yes, all conservatives are cartoonishly evil and not people and get off on mass graves, but what really stops foreign adventurism is the fear that via imperialism (because American foreign interventions usually entail the destination country becoming a part of the US and there being free movement between them) the racial purity of America, one of the most racially diverse countries on the planet already, will be exposed to new and bad genes.
 
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And of course they're using the Jessie thing to harp on about Covington, and to indulge in their little fantasies of brutalising cops and politicians.

See, by itself that's one thing, but the mods banning and Punishing anyone who doesn't get in on that shit is just ridiculous. There's a ton of stuff here on the Farms I find uncomfortable to read, but it's good that people are allowed to post it, and that they aren't getting banned for wrong think. Goes a long way to breaking an echo chamber; there's no party line to tow.
 
I think another thing is the aging of the population of goons. I remember a cool mod named OMGWTFBBQ, and how he "retired" he had a family and kids and just didnt have time for SA anymore.

As goons age, and ether grow up or leave SA, you get the hangers on. like some kinda feed back loop.

ZDR had to beg a forum, for money even though he should have known when that he wouldnt have income that month. This man keeos FAU in power. FAU is all over that fucking forum. I question if he has a life or wonder what he does that gives him soo much fucking free time. Basically they are losers.

I remember in the past when some goons who were "losers" would have threads about their problems whether it be about relationships, employment, or getting a scooter fixed, and there would be a voice of reason that would correctly point out "this relationship is toxic, your partner cheated on you its best sever" or "you resume is shit and your attitude and appearance hold you back" and even "you friend mechanic is totally gonna fuck you on fixing that scooter"

I personally think the full communism now shit grew out of a few fair points. Goons parents didnt have the student debt and housing wasnt always going up. On the other hand goons parents werent playing vidoe games all day while reeing about how its okay to wear a dress while jacking off to a tranny in a furry suit.
 
And of course they're using the Jessie thing to harp on about Covington, and to indulge in their little fantasies of brutalising cops and politicians.

See, by itself that's one thing, but the mods banning and Punishing anyone who doesn't get in on that shit is just ridiculous. There's a ton of stuff here on the Farms I find uncomfortable to read, but it's good that people are allowed to post it, and that they aren't getting banned for wrong think. Goes a long way to breaking an echo chamber; there's no party line to tow.

They stopped talking about Jussie within hours of the CNN story. CPD is racist and are probably the ones who actually attacked Jussie. Further thinking is prohibited and a way of outing yourself as a police shill.

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They stopped talking about Jussie within hours of the CNN story. CPD is racist and are probably the ones who actually attacked Jussie. Further thinking is prohibited and a way of outing yourself as a police shill.

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More likely scenario:
Actor hearing rumors he will be written off show has friend from said show's crew attack him in front of CCTV to garner sympathy, attention, and make him too famous and sympathetic to fire, makes sure the media mentions MAGA hats for maximum #reeeeesist points.
OR
Racist Cops use their Gay Nigger detectors to find a STRONG GAY BLACK MAN they have had no previous interactions of note with, convince two OTHER black men to go beat him up, because...they hate black people or something, and gain nothing else from it other than beating an uppity gay nigger.


Obviously the most likely scenario is Racist Cops. Everyone knows if a Cop doesn't beat at least one nigger every year, he's not eligible for promotion.
(which was a total horseshit policy since if you were a black officer you could just give yourself a black eye)

We just need to keep that double think going where we continue to believe the narrative despite a preponderance of evidence the attack was staged, while also questioning what he would have to gain from an obviously staged attack.
 
Now, you say that, but what we know about her now, and the fact this video is over her using kazaa, i no doubt its because she got caught flicking it to beast shit
So explain how spanking a 16 year old autistic fuck up is going to make them not a pervert.

If anything the shitty parenting is what turned her into a pervert.
 
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