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[Army Burger]

What word is filtered to tard cum

m.ilk is the word in question

 

[northstar747]

I wonder what lead null to do that.

Also I remember in Jr high when the hormones hit teachers had fucking spray on deodorant on their desks and they weren't shy about pushes it on us

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I've always wondered- obviously it'd be difficult in the current climate surrounding transgender activism and troonery to actually research this, if true transexuality (I'll just use that phrase to differentiate it from 'current-year' transgenderism with its girlcocks and boypussies) is some kind of wonky mis-wiring of the brain or body, or some sort of neurological issue like autism. I think that'd put me in the transmedicalist category- I think it could be a real medical condition that we don't understand, but it's vastly, grossly overrepresented/misrepresented by trenders, crossdressers, sissie/futanari/whatever else fetishists, and people being preyed on by shitty doctors, drug companies, etc., who want to make those big $$$. I feel kinda bad for old-school transsexuals that don't like where the movement is going. They are such a tiny, tiny minority of people (I'm talking old school trans like Miranda Yardely, etc.) that they wouldn't be able to stand a chance against the massive waves of troonism currently taking over the whole community.

I'm skeptical about even "true transexuality". If homosexuality were widely accepted, how many true transsexuals would there be?
I think the only true transsexuals are people that were born intersex and were raised as one gender but realize later they're the other. Which is very very unusual.

 

[NoFeline]

Maybe if I chug these supplements, I will finally smell like a REAL™ woman.

Don't be too surprised if you end up lactating. I found a tiny dose made me smell good, any more and I found myself snowed under in tard cum :/

That's one of our autogynophile furry troons' fetishes specifically, actually...

 

[Fliddaroonie]

That's one of our autogynophile furry troons' fetishes specifically, actually...

Eeeeeeeewwww. I feel all sorts of dirty for looking through that

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

It does seem to be true that a high percentage of trans men have PCOS, which isn't exactly an intersex condition but does cause women to have much higher levels of testosterone than normal. On the other hand, a lot of women have it and don't transition and don't want to. So I don't know.

 

[toocoolfool]

That's one of our autogynophile furry troons' fetishes specifically, actually...

Jesus christ

Welp, Amazon says my order will be here tomorrow. I shall let ya'll know if fenugreek gives me sugary pancake UwU real gorl smells. Here's to hoping I don't lactate or end up with latent furry desires.

 

[Puddleduck]

I wonder what lead null to do that.

lolCOWS - what do cows produce?

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

I just discovered my girlfriend of 3 months is a transgender woman after we tried having sex. I'm shocked and confused on what to do.

There’s this girl I’ve been with for 3 months. I’m in love with her and we’re officially boyfriend and girlfriend. She’s my dream girl and ticks all the boxes. We’ve never had sex before or done anything sexual like touching each other.

A few days ago we decided to have sex. She was acting really nervous and shy beforehand. I thought it was just because it was her first time having sex. She gave me oral and I decided to undress her. She stopped me. I was confused. I asked if I was doing anything wrong. She said there was something she had to tell me. She told me she was a transgender woman, and still had a penis and testicles. She reluctantly showed me her genitals afterwards.

I was shocked. It took me a few seconds to internalize what I saw and what she told me. I used to hate transgender people in high school. I no longer do and 100% support LGBT rights. I was very confused on what to do. I didn’t know how to have sex with a transgender woman.

My girlfriend broke down in tears and apologized profusely for keeping this a secret from me for so long. She explained how happy I made her and how much she wanted to be with me. She was afraid of telling me because of how I might’ve reacted.

She told me how she planned on getting her genitals removed. I was confused on what she meant. I asked for clarification and she said there was a procedure to turn her penis and testicles into a vagina. I didn’t even know that was a thing until now.

I reassured her that I still loved her. I told her we could try to have sex and go from there. The sex was very interesting… I was able to get off with no issues and I made her orgasm from oral sex. It was an extremely foreign sensation giving oral to a woman with a penis as a cis-man. I didn’t mind it that much though, she was enjoying it a lot and that’s all that mattered.

This is all so new to me. I don't know if I handled this the best way I could've. How does a relationship with a transgender person work? Are there things that happen differently? Will I get hate for being with this woman? I’m so confused.

tl;dr: My girlfriend of 3 months admitted she was a transgender female with a penis and testicles. She broke down in tears and apologized for keeping it a secret from me. I still wanted to have sex with her and surprisingly I enjoyed it. I’m still very confused about the whole situation. I could use some advice on how to handle this.

> Couldn't tell you weren't dating a true and honest woman
> Got a blowjob from a man
> Gave a blowjob to a man
Nigga you gay

bitchassthrowawaybro23 ♀ | HRT 5/10/17 95 points 1 year ago*

First of all, you're a better man than most. I'd say at least 80% of cis dudes would nope the fuck out of that situation on convoluted principle and resultant social anxiety. The vast majority of guys have virtually 0 knowledge on trans people. Hopefully that changes soon enough. However, you were a fucking saint in this scenario.

I haven't quite gone full time yet, but I'm getting super close. I feel like I could try for stealth at this point, with a bit of makeup and the right style. Been getting weird looks in public for fuckin months. But, because I haven't gone full time yet, I haven't been with anyone who didn't know I was trans, since I figured it out. But, when I'm full time, I figure my policy will be to figure out if they are okay with trans people before third base. Obviously that's because I'm still pre OP, and my opinion might change afterwards. However, I'd still NEED to know before the point she waited until. I can't imagine that amount of aprehension that was just hanging over her head beforehand. Again, thanks for being such a rad boyfriend. Best case scenario here, imo. And for the love of jesus, don't fucking tell anyone outside this thread. Treat her like a normal woman, and go about your life normally. This is between you two, and you two ONLY! Unless she says otherwise.

Good luck dood!

You're a better man for not succumbing to convoluted principle and the resultant social anxiety and sucking the girlcock

AnnMarie2017 12 points 1 year ago

I was able to get off with no issues and I made her orgasm from oral sex. It was an extremely foreign sensation giving oral to a woman with a penis as a cis man. I didn’t mind it that much though, she was enjoying it a lot and that’s all that mattered.

You have the right attitude and you did the right thing naturally. I don't think you have anything to worry about.

All you have to do is act naturally

Stevesaxewound[] 5 points 1 year ago

Damn bro welcome to the club! Yeah, my girlfriend and I had a similar experience, though she has had surgery to get a vagoo. It was quite the shock to learn, and I would have never thought I would fall in love with a trans woman. But, there I was in bed with her. I remember how shocked I felt, the thoughts I started having but once I calmed down and some time had passed I realized that what mattered the most was "do I love this woman? Do I love her for who she is?" The answer was clear. We have been together seven months now. Sex is great, we are good friends and we are facing some seriously tough personal issues so our relationship can survive and we can get our own lives back together and on track.

It's not easy being with ANY woman, unless your blessed with a stable paradigm of attachment and love. But that's what matters, you recognize the woman that is your girlfriend. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. You know the truth.

le vagoo surgery

Helden_Sterben_Nie 6 points 1 year ago

Skin softens on HRT. The penis shrinks due to less use (libido drop and cessation of 'morning wood'). Testes shrink and shut down due to HRT. Eventually (provided hormone levels are in check), sperm production stops and the penis starts smelling and tasting more like a cis girl's equipment. No more ejaculation, although one can self lubricate a bit with stimulation -- this er... liquid tastes very clean and much like a cis woman's vaginal secretions. (It's a lot more apetising than it sounds, trust me. I just suck at explaining sexual stuff.)

Trans girls have no refractory period and orgasm like cis girls, as well.

Turn your precum into vaginal lubricant with this one weird trick (cis women hate her)

xerrofootClaire, 33 Bi MtF AU(NSW), HRT 2018-02-05, Social 2018-09-05 3 points 1 year ago

Just think: once she recovers from genital surgery she can give you her virginity all over again

You're the lucky boy that'll get to break in the new stinkditch

Are these posters literally retarded? Suppressed homosexuals? Troon chasers? Fetish role-playing? Incels trying to justify to themselves that a relationship with a "girl" who has a penis is better than none at all? Do they actually believe estradiol turns men into women? Every option is horrifying

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I reassured her that I still loved her. I told her we could try to have sex and go from there. The sex was very interesting… I was able to get off with no issues and I made her orgasm from oral sex. It was an extremely foreign sensation giving oral to a woman with a penis as a cis-man.

This is 100% troon fetish fiction. Straight man discovers his date is a brave and stunning trans woman, is suddenly eager to suck his dick and loved it.

Also his account has been suspended. So yeah it's just bullshit.

 

[Pumpkin spice]

I just discovered my girlfriend of 3 months is a transgender woman after we tried having sex. I'm shocked and confused on what to do.

> Couldn't tell you weren't dating a true and honest woman
> Got a blowjob from a man
> Gave a blowjob to a man
Nigga you gay



You're a better man for not succumbing to convoluted principle and the resultant social anxiety and sucking the girlcock


All you have to do is act naturally


le vagoo surgery


Turn your precum into vaginal lubricant with this one weird trick (cis women hate her)


You're the lucky boy that'll get to break in the new stinkditch

Are these posters literally exceptional? Suppressed homosexuals? Troon chasers? Fetish role-playing? Incels trying to justify to themselves that a relationship with a "girl" who has a penis is better than none at all? Do they actually believe estradiol turns men into women? Every option is horrifying

isn't this the the plot of "the crying game"?

 

[NP 901]

Anyways I found this from the NCBI which may help explain what the hell is going on with these bra-sniffers.

“None of the subjects had a history of neurological or psychiatric disorders or of brain injury.”

wewlad, guess we don’t have to insure trooning. Bless up Oxford Academic. Did they control for extreme consumption of lesbian porn brain too?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I thought that showering daily and using deodorant was just being hygenic, but turns out I was a woman all along. This egg has just hatched, I'll see you fellow ladies in the showers

Thankfully, I just found some great information on living as a tall, broad shouldered, bassy voiced woman:

Some Thoughts on Passing and Other Notes From a 6'1" Trans Girl at 1 Year on Hormones



Tee hee I'm a dainty 220 lb woman who used to throw heavy spherical objects as far as possible


Tall true and honest women have to deal with smaller dating pools, having a harder time finding clothes, and not being able to wear heels. Now, they also have to worry that people will think they're actually men


Stop pumping iron, hit the treadmill, I'll look like a woman then, got it

The best way to pass as a woman is to adopt a valley girl affect


Italians and new yorkers confirmed for women



Cut your dick off, ruin your body hormonally, and sever every realtionship you had previously to... wear the same thing you would have as a man


to Sephora workers, retail is bad enough, but adding troons to the mix is nightmarish

True, most people want to get through the day without conflict with the mentally ill

Women are more likely to respect the pronouns of the 6'1 220 lb woman in their midst, why could this be?


Most women don't have baritine voices unless they chain smoke, but keep telling yourself that bro

Took a look at OPs post history:
View attachment 670662

Strong girl (for you)



Yeah girl, you see these biceps? These are girl muscles, does that get you all hot and bothered for my girlcock?


Had a great girl orgasm, then cranked one out too

Oh no no no no
My dick smells like a pussy!!!

Having a significant drop in strength and still deadlifting 405 is so feminine

 

[NP 901]

Dear Reddit, I tried butt-chugging estrogen but it didn’t make my titties sprout, what gives?

After I get my dick inversion I’m leaving all you bitches in the dust!

How come all the man pussies look crooked?

Your vaginal flora is very similar to a woman’s flora, let me cite this paper I didn’t read!

“Considering relatively constant neutral pH, cyclic shifts in flora as a response to monthly hormone cycles, would not be expected. The physiology and pathophysiology of the neovagina, while still lacking in evidence, is certainly different than that of a natal vagina.”

They used special techniques specifically to look for a specific type of bacteria in troons and only got a C. They also didn’t talk about relative concentration, so it could be that they found 2 and made the population explode to a measurable number. Also they went into a long discussion about how the bacteria probably originated in the ass lol

Since the stink ditch has a neutral pH it isn’t as good at poisoning bad bacteria. It’s like wading through the swamps of ‘nam 24/7 and expecting to not get a foot infection on your crooked axe wound.

 

[2nd_time_user]

Dear Reddit, I tried butt-chugging estrogen but it didn’t make my titties sprout, what gives?

After I get my dick inversion I’m leaving all you bitches in the dust!

How come all the man pussies look crooked?

Your vaginal flora is very similar to a woman’s flora, let me cite this paper I didn’t read!

“Considering relatively constant neutral pH, cyclic shifts in flora as a response to monthly hormone cycles, would not be expected. The physiology and pathophysiology of the neovagina, while still lacking in evidence, is certainly different than that of a natal vagina.”

They used special techniques specifically to look for a bag-type bacteria in troons and only got a C. They also didn’t talk about relative concentration, so it could be that they found 2 and made the population explode to a measurable number. Also they went into a long discussion about how the bacteria probably originated in the ass lol

Since the stink ditch has a neutral pH it isn’t as good at poisoning bad bacteria. It’s like wading through the swamps of ‘nam 24/7 and expecting to not get a foot infection on your crooked axe wound.

They can't shove yogurt up their "boipussy" and expect it to work the same not because yeast and bacteria are "transphobic" but because said boipussy colonizes different bacteria. Their boypussies are skin relegated to a internal environment sometimes attached to intestinal tissue. There's no self-cleaning for that, there's only Betadine.

 

[2nd_time_user]

It does seem to be true that a high percentage of trans men have PCOS, which isn't exactly an intersex condition but does cause women to have much higher levels of testosterone than normal. On the other hand, a lot of women have it and don't transition and don't want to. So I don't know.

More women say they're trans to escape being seen as "just women," whereas men do it to be "just women"+.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Since the stink ditch has a neutral pH it isn’t as good at poisoning bad bacteria. It’s like wading through the swamps of ‘nam 24/7 and expecting to not get a foot infection on your crooked axe wound.

A Troon commenter wrote this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/arj2oi/comment/egnp17s

There are actually! We have squamous epithelium cells, just not layered in the same way that cis vaginas are. And I know in my case, I have constant low level discharge, which is enough to leave a wet spot that soaks through my panties. That's self cleaning in action

Eeeeew!!! Your stink ditch leaking nasty shit is not the same as a self cleaning vagina.

I'm 6 months post op, and it's been this way now for at least 3 or so months, maybe longer?

This idiot thinks this is normal and not a sign that something is wrong and that he should ask his surgeon about it. LOL

This is him
https://i.redd.it/0rs9denm2nx11.jpg

He also complained about straight men rejecting him.

 

[NP 901]

This is him
https://i.redd.it/0rs9denm2nx11.jpg

Lol the bald spot hair band. He looks like mrs doubtfire.

 

[Buer]

A "constant low level discharge" isn't even normal in a regular vagina. In a cis woman it'd mean that she prob has a yeast infection. That troon has an infection in his neo-vagina or whatever it is but unlike cis women he prob can only go to a doctor to fix it.

 

[Puddleduck]

All these horrorstories and horrifying pictures of stink ditch surgeries make me wonder - straight guys, would you prefer to date a tranny with a dick, or one who'd had that done? (if you HAD to choose one)

Lol the bald spot hair band. He looks like mrs doubtfire.

He actually does! The nose doesn't look real, makeup over a bulbous nose makes it look like a prosthetic.