🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I know some of you guys are former fans of Ralph, and that's cool. We all draw entertainment from different sources. But this is just one more example on top of countless to not take e-drama seriously. Ralph has fucked himself career wise, much like one of his favorite targets Sergin. If Zoom does indeed get him off of stream.me, his next platform will retain even fewer of his fans. If Zoom's motivated enough Patreon might be on the block too, boning him out of an easy living. His felony will prohibit him from many jobs, and his alcoholism will be a consistent problem, so that even if he manages to get a construction or retail gig, he may be fired from that. He should've never touched GG let alone alt-right shit, considering how exceptional both of those crowds have been.

Don't drink and do e-drama kids, it never turns out well.
 
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Marco Fucko said:
I know some of you guys are former fans of Ralph, and that's cool. We all draw entertainment from different sources. But this is just one more example on top of countless to not take e-drama seriously. Ralph has fucked himself career wise, much like one of his favorite targets Sergin. If Zoom does indeed get him off of stream.me, his next platform will retain even fewer of his fans. If Zoom's motivated enough Patreon might be on the block too, boning him out of an easy living. His felony will prohibit him from many jobs, and his alcoholism will be a consistent problem, so that even if he manages to get a construction or retail gig, he may be fired from that. He should've never touched GG let alone alt-right shit, considering how exceptional both of those crowds have been.

Don't drink and do e-drama kids, it never turns out well.
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I hope they do a 'Where are they now' documentary on IBS figures ten years from now.
 
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what do you think this look says?
 
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Some more lore I guess on Ralph being a cuck/cheating on Nora and possibly why they won't go after Zoom or CRP since they might know. This is definitely old news, but it's pertinent to yesterday's events. CRP says they did some things, but can't say who or what since some of them, only Ralph, are married.
Ralph's disavowal and defense comes instantaneous and is way too strong. If it's true then CRP knows, Andy might know, and Andy probably told Zoom cause Andy seems to tell Zoom everything. This explains why Ralph doesn't go after CRP with Andy and also why Ralph sidesteps the ZQ. This information is something Zoom may be holding over Ralph to get him on the air or to cover what Zoom wants. It's also possible Nora and Ralph are in some open relationship type situation, but I am doubtful Ralph would want this known publicly since the Killstream Trio and their merry band of misfits have laughed at cucks like Jeff Holiday about it and Ralph/JCeaser already has a reputation to fapping to cuck porn in the past.
 

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Ralph's disavowal and defense comes off instantly and way too strong. I it's true. CRP knows. Andy might know and Andy probably told Zoom. This explains why Ralph doesn't go after CRP with Andy and also why Ralph sidesteps the ZQ. This information is something Zoom may be holding over Ralph to get him on the air or to cover what Zoom wants. It's also possible Nora and Ralph are in some open relationship type situation, but I am doubtful Ralph would want this known publicly since the Killstream Trio and their merry band of misfits have laughed at cucks like Jeff Holiday about it and Ralph/JCeaser already was fapping to cuck porn in the past.
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I definitely agree, and its the seriousness with which he responds which gets me. I know theyre hung over, but still if you ARENT guilty in some way, its kind of a funny line and should be taken in jest or with a smile. Maybe tease Nora a bit, even.

Only a guilty man would recoil so sharply
 
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I definitely agree, and its the seriousness with which he responds which gets me. I know theyre hung over, but still if you ARENT guilty in some way, its kind of a funny line and should be taken in jest or with a smile. Maybe tease Nora a bit, even.

Only a guilty man would recoil so sharply
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The Ralph is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But talk about his gunt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'
 
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Colonel J said:
Some more lore I guess on Ralph being a cuck/cheating on Nora and possibly why they won't go after Zoom or CRP since they might know. This is definitely old news, but it's pertinent to yesterday's events. CRP says they did some things, but can't say who or what since some of them, only Ralph, are married.
Ralph's disavowal and defense comes instantaneous and is way too strong. If it's true then CRP knows, Andy might know, and Andy probably told Zoom cause Andy seems to tell Zoom everything. This explains why Ralph doesn't go after CRP with Andy and also why Ralph sidesteps the ZQ. This information is something Zoom may be holding over Ralph to get him on the air or to cover what Zoom wants. It's also possible Nora and Ralph are in some open relationship type situation, but I am doubtful Ralph would want this known publicly since the Killstream Trio and their merry band of misfits have laughed at cucks like Jeff Holiday about it and Ralph/JCeaser already has a reputation to fapping to cuck porn in the past.
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Yeah that's a pretty direct denial and shutdown. Unless it was Coach's idea of a joke, Ralph hooked up with somebody as revenge for Nora taking BBC while watching BBC.
 
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Which one of his co-hosts will abandon him first? My vote is for the gook, he seems like he has the highest IQ out of the three of them. I bet Dick Masterson could give him a good home, unlike that abusive drunk R*lph
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Zidan isn't charismatic enough for Dick (lol)

Dick and Shawn go way back plus Shawn's the technical guy, which means he's basically Zidan and Gator at the same time except not a fuck up.
 
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Alright Superman93 with another prediction time. I have been 95% accurate with the Internet Famous lolcows I have talked about (Reference my Mundane Matt, Tonkasaw, and Ian Miles ling ling bing wahoo post) so my track record is pretty solid.

- Zoom is running a gay ops on warski and was the one that hacked his channel
-Mister Metekor inevitably makes comments on the shady autism with Ralph's crew because this shitshow is pure gold
- Ralph, because he's an drunk egocow, will go after Mister Metekor is some way
-Mister Metekor fires back and completely destroys Ethan Ralph thus opening the flood gates of shit on ralph making it open season on the fat drunk
-Zoom reveals dirt on Ralph which is going to inevitably end he's e-career and since he's a ex-felon he's going to have to work at a chicken plant for minimum wage.
- Zoom also reveals dirt on Andy. (Not sure what becomes of this though. The amount of autism between andy and zoom is astronomical and purely incalculable so there's no way I can predict an outcome.)
- Cog becomes the next major popular stream

And now, we wait :story:
 
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fijudofuidsuodfsouifd said:
Lol care to say specifically say what age you were? Teenagers fapping to naked little boy children is still creepy as fuck and pedophelia in my book. The circlejerk of the owner of this site never ceases to amaze me.
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Have you ever noticed how the people who scream "pedophilia" on very shaky evidence are always retarded? Sargon, Donga, Zoom...
 
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Alright Superman93 with another prediction time. I have been 95% accurate with the Internet Famous lolcows I have talked about (Reference my Mundane Matt, Tonkasaw, and Ian Miles ling ling bing wahoo post) so my track record is pretty solid.

- Zoom is running a gay ops on warski and was the one that hacked his channel
-Mister Metekor inevitably makes comments on the shady autism with Ralph's crew because this shitshow is pure gold
- Ralph, because he's an drunk egocow, will go after Mister Metekor is some way
-Mister Metekor fires back and completely destroys Ethan Ralph thus opening the flood gates of shit on ralph making it open season on the fat drunk
-Zoom reveals dirt on Ralph which is going to inevitably end he's e-career and since he's a ex-felon he's going to have to work at a chicken plant for minimum wage.
- Zoom also reveals dirt on Andy. (Not sure what becomes of this though. The amount of autism between andy and zoom is astronomical and purely incalculable so there's no way I can predict an outcome.)
- Cog because the next major popular stream

And now, we wait :story:
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If this plays out step by step exactly the way you laid it out here I'll buy you true and honest. Swear on me mum. That would be entertaining as fuck.

I have to say though, I'm hoping that Ralph pulls his head out of the whiskey trough and the show becomes fun again. Peak killstream is entertaining like none other.
 
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