Megathread Phil buying edgy shit megathread - Your tax dollars at work

[Adamska]

How fitting that Phil is starting to remember he's supposed to be a tranny, but cannot help but buy edgy shit only sad men would want. All while being too stupid to budget.

Keep proving why you'd be lined up to a wall and shot in an actual revolution you utter capitalist.

 

[Positron]

18 Feb 2019

I tried to find the price of this exact patch on the internet. No avail, but I find this:
https://antifaunited.bigcartel.com/products
They even have a shirt that reads "Antifa Super Soldier":

It's as if they took this photo at Phil's home.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"Bold" is possibly the best understated burn to Phil's ridiculous shit ever. Phil obviously doesn't understand and thinks it's a compliment, or he'd be chimping out all over Twitter. Glorious.

Yes, Phil. Continue labelling all your clothing and possessions with 'antifa' shit. Being easily identifiable wherever you go is a sterling tactic.

 

[Bogliacci]

I don't even know what I can say about Phil's ultraconsumerism. Like yeah he's an idiot, but how is the irony lost on him that he's spending a shit ton of money on frivolous material objects and just putting cash in other people's pockets.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Amusing how Antifa has co-opted the three arrows insignia, considering the social-democratic SPD was also anti-communist.
https://twitter.com/AntifaPM_PDX161/status/1096646347896147969

 

[The Dude]

18 Feb 2019
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I tried to find the price of this exact patch on the internet. No avail, but I find this:
https://antifaunited.bigcartel.com/products
They even have a shirt that reads "Antifa Super Soldier":
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It's as if they took this photo at Phil's home.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if all this Antifaggot merch is being produced by some enterprising Alt-Right types looking to make stacks off some special snowflake fucktards who have to advertise their rétardation for ass-pats and virtue signaling, along with making their political foes as easy to identify in a crowd as possible so they can laugh at them.

Amusing how Antifa has co-opted the three arrows insignia, considering the social-democratic SPD was also anti-communist.
https://twitter.com/AntifaPM_PDX161/status/1096646347896147969

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My sides are killing me that we have worked our way under Phil's skin by mocking his fat moon face and beaver teeth to the point that he is now covering up his face, so now the only thing you can focus on are Phil's "mommy drank heavily when I was in the womb" eyes. Great job, Phil. Just go ahead and accentuate the biggest visual identifier that you're a pants-shitting tard: your FAS eyes.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"Xochi" is one of Phil's at least 13 headmates. This is Phil as "Xochi":
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I'd call that a double chin, but it's more than a second forehead under his jaw.

Phil's head is a palindrome.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Bold" is possibly the best understated burn to Phil's ridiculous shit ever. Phil obviously doesn't understand and thinks it's a compliment, or he'd be chimping out all over Twitter. Glorious.

Yes, Phil. Continue labelling all your clothing and possessions with 'antifa' shit. Being easily identifiable wherever you go is a sterling tactic.

If he becomes too conspicuous, he’ll buy a T-shirt that says “Antifa Stealth Ninja.”

 

[MasterDisaster]

'I have to go underground so as not to draw attention to myself.'

'Look at all this official Antifa merch I bought! I'll put it on every article of clothing I wear!'

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Normally this would be an excellent example of an idiot and his money are soon parted, but this is technically our money. But atleast it's being put to good use to entertain us.

 

[Dentontx]

"Bold" is possibly the best understated burn to Phil's ridiculous shit ever.

Yes this. Exactly this. I actually chuckled when I read that "Bold," because the very audience he's relying on for asspats is mocking him to his face, and it just soars straight over his head.

As for his constant need to advertise, this is the only insignia Phil ought to be sewing onto his potatosacks:

 

[Humba Wumba]

Somebody should inform these idiots the best way to stay safe is to not attract a lot of attention, and if you do have a gun or knife, it's very important that nobody knows about it.

Gun is something very useful to criminals, and kind of expensive, with easy resale value and a lot of customers that would buy it, it's kind of like carrying around a gold brick to make you less of a target.

A bunch of stickers about how you have a gun and NOT having any method to defend yourself is the dumbest shit in the world.

 

[The Dude]

Somebody should inform these idiots the best way to stay safe is to not attract a lot of attention, and if you do have a gun or knife, it's very important that nobody knows about it.

Gun is something very useful to criminals, and kind of expensive, with easy resale value and a lot of customers that would buy it, it's kind of like carrying around a gold brick to make you less of a target.

A bunch of stickers about how you have a gun and NOT having any method to defend yourself is the dumbest shit in the world.

But what good is it to have guns and knives and transginger baseball bats if you don't constantly show them off? How else can you prove what a badass you are to everyone?

 

[FA 855]

A man(???) of contradictions, he splurges out on frivolous capitalist items and sucks corporate cock while pretending to be 'strong manly ANTIFA', he calls himself a latinx and a Jew but is white. Anarcho-communist but defends a fictional country. Thinks he has gender dysphoria but won't chop his dick off despite numerous threats to do so. "Strong", but begs like a... I'm gonna be here all day, the amount of cognitive dissonance...

 

[Big Nasty]

What does this Xochi character look like?

I think the original "Xochi" was a pic of a beefy spray-tanned milf in a black leather corset. Phil probably found it on some porn site.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

A man(???) of contradictions, he splurges out on frivolous capitalist items and sucks corporate cock while pretending to be 'strong manly ANTIFA', he calls himself a latinx and a Jew but is white. Anarcho-communist but defends a fictional country. Thinks he has gender dysphoria but won't chop his dick off despite numerous threats to do so. "Strong", but begs like a... I'm gonna be here all day, the amount of cognitive dissonance...

...and on top of that mountainous sundae of idiocy is the cherry that makes it all completely inexcusable: he's a dick.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Thinks he has gender dysphoria but won't chop his dick off despite numerous threats to do so.

Forgive me if I'm mistaken but I thought ADf was post-op. I remember a photograph burning itself into my retinas a while back.

 

[FA 855]

Forgive me if I'm mistaken but I thought ADf was post-op. I remember as photograph burning itself into my retinas a while back.

Ah yeah your right, mixed the timeline up a bit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Forgive me if I'm mistaken but I thought ADf was post-op. I remember a photograph burning itself into my retinas a while back.

Ah yeah your right, mixed the timeline up a bit.

There's a strong feeling among several Kiwis (myself included) that his dick-chop was faked, like so much else in his life.

For starters, the hospital visit and post-op recovery times don't match. We have yet to see a picture of Phil's mangina and face together (or mangina with a tattoo that couldn't be easily drawn on a leg to match the shitty tats he has) plus he's for the most part acted like he does with everything he fakes: aka he forgets about it until we remind him about it by discussing it here.

 

[Positron]

19 Feb 2019