🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Takodachi]

So, what happens when he takes the top spot?

He throws ralph under the bus to make sure he doesnt take it back.

 

[tuscangarder]

Stream.me will keep Ralph on the top spot regardless. Until he falls all the way off at least.

 

[Null]

Stream.me will keep Ralph on the top spot regardless. Until he falls all the way off at least.

Probably not, here are the rules.

The streamers with the highest number of points will win. Point values and ways of earning points can be altered from week to week , so please check back to see the most up-to-date point system. You must stream to earn points.

Points can be accumulated by:

1. Every 5 minutes that an active viewer watches an active stream will add 5 points towards that streamer's weekly total.

Unique viewer minutes are defined by 5-minute intervals watched by each active, unique, registered viewer.

2. 2x multiplier on unique viewer minutes for having 200+ concurrent viewers.

3. 1.5x multiplier on unique viewer minutes for being a brand new streamer (account is 9 days old or less).

4. 1.25x multiplier on unique viewer minutes for being a new streamer (account is 10-18 days old).

5. 1000 point bonus for each subscriber you gain the week of the current contest or 300 points if that subscription was a gift.

6. 1000 point bonus for streaming 3 consecutive days in a row.

7. 750 point bonus for each supporter you gain the week of the current contest.

8. 50 point bonus for each donation received during the week of the current contest.

9. 30 point bonus for each follow received during the week of the current contest.

10. 10 point bonus for chats.

11. 5 point bonus for multistream-specific chats.

12. 5 point bonus for each archive like received during the week of the current contest.

Points will be updated at various times throughout the week, so you may not see your final score right away. Please keep an eye on the leaderboard for the latest score.

Be sure to update your payment information in order to claim your prize. Failure to update your payment information could result in disqualification from future contests.

See #2. That's a 2x multiplier for having more than 200 viewers. Corey pulls in about 200 to 300 viewers during his streams, which means he gets the same multiplier as Ralph does at 1000 to 2000 viewers. Corey appears to be streaming up to 10 hours every day (!!), whereas Ralph has been streaming at most 3 hours on weekdays, sometimes less. Ralph's position in the top spot has never been challenged before but since viewership is so low it's getting there.

Worth mentioning that SPCC, the prank call guy Jim likes, is way down this week. He used to stream every day but he hasn't streamed since the last table rollover.

This got posted in /cow/,

Considering how much Corey's been active streaming and how it seems he's deliberately trying to remove highscore table competitors, this might be about money.

SPCC was the only person besides Ralph actually creating new content for Stream.me and he's been gone. Jim streams but he refuses to enter the competition.

Edit: And Zoom told Dispatch/GuntRetort he'd ask Stream.me to let them back on if they exited the competition.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Ralph is literally getting manipulated by Zoom live

That's not hard to do. Ralph is, eh I'll let the word filter have its way - a retard.

If there a lesson here it's

alcoholism + risk taking + attention seeking + stupidity

can temporarily yield success but over the long haul it ends in tragedy and disaster. Eventually water will find its level. And that level is the gutter for you, Ralph.

Might I suggest this song as your outro?

 

[Lin Marin]

I've been wondering, is Corey committing serial gay ops or is it all part of a greater gay op, perhaps the gayest of all time?

1. Disseminate fake pedo proof of Andy, triggering the Tonka-Warski wrestle wrestle and killing the relationship between Andy and Failyah

2. Regain Andy's trust by going after Tonka with the force of a thousand lego sets, becoming a Killstream regular in the process

3. Get Josh kicked from stream.me and Patreon because he's the only one willing to call a sperg a sperg and could have potentially talked sense into Ralph and fwiends

4. Become Andy's foreverfriend while everyone else conveniently seems to betray him. Funny timing, huh

5. Whisper into Andy's ear to turn the knife on Coach Boomer, making Andy seem even more retarded than before and leaving Ralph so cucked and ridiculed that he won't even dare to acknowledge the ZQ, instead further antagonising Dear Feeder

Next up: Double down on Josh, facilitate Andy's further decline, turn on Ralph

 

[Remove Goat]

SPCC was the only person besides Ralph actually creating new content for Stream.me and he's been gone. Jim streams but he refuses to enter the competition.

Makes sense he ejected the Jew from the competition, then.

 

[Lin Marin]

SPCC was the only person besides Ralph actually creating new content for Stream.me and he's been gone. Jim streams but he refuses to enter the competition.

Interesting to note: SPCC has recently been dealing with a mysterious gay opper calling his numbers and telling them about the stream.

 

[MidUSA]

I've been wondering, is Corey committing serial gay ops or is it all part of a greater gay op, perhaps the gayest of all time?

1. Disseminate fake pedo proof of Andy, triggering the Tonka-Warski wrestle wrestle and killing the relationship between Andy and Failyah

2. Regain Andy's trust by going after Tonka with the force of a thousand lego sets, becoming a Killstream regular in the process

3. Get Josh kicked from stream.me and Patreon because he's the only one willing to call a sperg a sperg and could have potentially talked sense into Ralph and fwiends

4. Become Andy's foreverfriend while everyone else conveniently seems to betray him. Funny timing, huh

5. Whisper into Andy's ear to turn the knife on Coach Boomer, making Andy seem even more exceptional than before and leaving Ralph so cucked and ridiculed that he won't even dare to acknowledge the ZQ, instead further antagonising Dear Feeder

Next up: Double down on Josh, facilitate Andy's further decline, turn on Ralph

Holy shit. That tweet is ridicolous enough to be a random.txt

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

So I didn't see the zoom stream because I couldn't stand to hear that perpetually congested faggot whisper sweet nothings like wormtongue into Ralph's drunken ears (and because I have a real job and needed to sleep). When Andy came on, what did he cop to being doped up on, though?
Something tells me if he's actually as insane as this is all starting to make him look, it may be an even worse look to admit to drug abuse. That and the faggot Zoom may even be the reason he's losing his mind, for all we know.

 

[Sbralph]

Considering how much Corey's been active streaming and how it seems he's deliberately trying to remove highscore table competitors, this might be about money.

SPCC was the only person besides Ralph actually creating new content for Stream.me and he's been gone. Jim streams but he refuses to enter the competition.

Edit: And Zoom told Dispatch/GuntRetort he'd ask Stream.me to let them back on if they exited the competition.

Zoom declared it ages ago that he wanted to remake IBS with his gay house of pedo shit. Note the order of cannibalization was alex then to dispatch. Alex was a solid #2 for a pretty decent amount of time. Zoom called the numbers in the screenshot that @theralph, being the drug addicted alcoholic that he is, probably still thinks was posted by Alex himself (and that Alex is Dispatch).

Dispatch was comfortably in what, #2 or #3? He was already on the shit list for causing a panic about IP scraping and yes, people closed their accounts because they are that retarded. He then unfortunately developed the /cow/ version of redpill tourettes and bought ethanralph.com and gave me permission to write the content. The site only contained 2 actual doxes: some fat bitch and an adopted beaner (and his family, sans younger step-brother). I didn't even bother to verify them, they're literally just whitepages.com screencaps which is often out of date/wrong. I scraped the facebooks from the valor fighting post and posted it on /cow/ when I did it but no one cared. Sat on it until it became useful and posted it on the website. They're ironically probably the most accurate doxes since people add their every life detail on social media. The other "doxes" i.e the Guntguards were just some mongs that came into whatever stream I was watching and raged. They're called paypiggies because everyone who goes out of their way to defend their e-celeb is probably a paypiggy.

Everyone knew it was me doing the content and I even woke up at 3am on a fucking Saturday to stream with Dispatch and explained everything. Ethan still blamed him because he "hosted" it, or as sonic nigger said "commissioned" it (still waiting on my cheque). I'll give it a few years until Ethan realizes that that argument means he's also responsible for all of his guests actions on stream and the streams that he appears on.

Zoom's claim that he was "searching some indices on the github database" was so bafflingly retarded that it's been stuck in my head since the stream. What I'm guessing Mr super hacker did was have his trap mafia watch Dispatch's streams for any common theme. He often played CAD/CAM videos and if you search "CAM tutorial" on youtube, one of his videos is literally the 6th result. Or someone could have just come across it organically. Google hacker strikes again.

This is complete conjecture, but I also think there's more here with zoom's hatred for the guntretort and Dispatch. Every time zoom comes on /cow/, he gets bullied for being a retard. Guntretort has a full screencap of him calling out zoom over the bash shit.
I think he actually doxed Dispatch soon after he streamed with him and talked tech. The pedo seethed seeing that dispatch was teaching at 16 and has accomplished quite a lot at such a young age, while zoom sells snake oil to tech companies using his telemarketing skills and tries to convince people that admitting to being a pedo was just a prank bro. The totally organic "live" doxing just after andy's hijacked stream screams fall guy (which I ironically was going to use dispatch for during the pastebin arc). Who really leaked the key is also up for conjecture. Geek is a prime possibility, but the amount of gay ops afoot and how only (((one))) person is profiting from the shitshow raises questions.

tl;dr: Only zoom is profiting from the cannibalization. Ethan has become so radioactive that more people are shying away from him. Dispatch actually dindu nuffin except be a normalnigger to fell into IBS and I did a Josh and tried to shield him. Stream.me is so embarrassed that they're trying to obfuscate who's actually their top streamers in order to not get shut down by middle/upper management.

Soft hyphens don't break word filters? Probably the one impressive thing about your shitty site, Josh.

 

[ddlloo]

Interesting to note: SPCC has recently been dealing with a mysterious gay opper calling his numbers and telling them about the stream.

A coincidence goy, think nothing of it.

 

[DoubleHushPuppy]

Probably not, here are the rules.



See #2. That's a 2x multiplier for having more than 200 viewers. Corey pulls in about 200 to 300 viewers during his streams, which means he gets the same multiplier as Ralph does at 1000 to 2000 viewers. Corey appears to be streaming up to 10 hours every day (!!), whereas Ralph has been streaming at most 3 hours on weekdays, sometimes less. Ralph's position in the top spot has never been challenged before but since viewership is so low it's getting there.

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Worth mentioning that SPCC, the prank call guy Jim likes, is way down this week. He used to stream every day but he hasn't streamed since the last table rollover.

View attachment 671500

This got posted in /cow/,

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Considering how much Corey's been active streaming and how it seems he's deliberately trying to remove highscore table competitors, this might be about money.

SPCC was the only person besides Ralph actually creating new content for Stream.me and he's been gone. Jim streams but he refuses to enter the competition.

Edit: And Zoom told Dispatch/GuntRetort he'd ask Stream.me to let them back on if they exited the competition.

I've just made an account because I'm an autistic SPCC hyperfan and would like to correct you about some of this.

SPCC is way down at this point in time because he doesn't stream for most of the week, his schedule is:

Thursday, 7:11PM EST
Friday, 7:11PM EST
Saturday, 1:11PM EST

He has actually streamed a little bit this week which is why he actually has some points on the leaderboard but he removed it from his archives because it was just him replaying some of his older streams, if he streams outside of his usual schedule he does not prank call people but either replays old calls or watches youtube videos related to prank calls, I don't know why but he always removes these from the archives which is a shame because they make good background listening.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

 

[Lin Marin]

I've just made an account because I'm an autistic SPCC hyperfan

It's an honor to have you here, Senator

 

[DoubleHushPuppy]

It's an honor to have you here, Senator

I said 'autistic SPCC hyperfan' not 'hyper-autistic SPCC fan'

That guy somehow has about 10-20 socks that all simultaneously spam chat, it's real fucking annoying, not to mention that it was the phone numbers he gave to SPCC that were the first to be tipped off about the livescream.

Apologies for off-topic

 

[Null]

That guy somehow has about 10-20 socks that all simultaneously spam chat

Is he aware that it's 10 points per account per minute? Spamming doesn't help.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Jesus christ, yeah, I'm done with any sympathy for them. Its probably about destroying Ralph so he can make the stream.me money on the boards. You'd have to be a dumb asshole to not see Zoom's game from a mile away. This is so fucking stupid, trusting the guy that has pretty much fucked tons of people over and exhibits major sociopathic and manipulative behavior.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I don't know if I just missed it or not but I'm surprised Ralph didn't get called out more for getting all the stream.me good boy points while still getting good money from fans.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Probably not, here are the rules.



See #2. That's a 2x multiplier for having more than 200 viewers. Corey pulls in about 200 to 300 viewers during his streams, which means he gets the same multiplier as Ralph does at 1000 to 2000 viewers. Corey appears to be streaming up to 10 hours every day (!!), whereas Ralph has been streaming at most 3 hours on weekdays, sometimes less. Ralph's position in the top spot has never been challenged before but since viewership is so low it's getting there.

View attachment 671501

Worth mentioning that SPCC, the prank call guy Jim likes, is way down this week. He used to stream every day but he hasn't streamed since the last table rollover.

View attachment 671500

This got posted in /cow/,

View attachment 671502

Considering how much Corey's been active streaming and how it seems he's deliberately trying to remove highscore table competitors, this might be about money.

SPCC was the only person besides Ralph actually creating new content for Stream.me and he's been gone. Jim streams but he refuses to enter the competition.

Edit: And Zoom told Dispatch/GuntRetort he'd ask Stream.me to let them back on if they exited the competition.

Lmao Zoom is trying to play Game of Thrones on the internet at this point. The fucker thinks hes Petyr Baelish or some shit. What a psychopath.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Lmao Zoom is trying to play Game of Thrones on the internet at this point. The fucker thinks hes Petyr Baelish or some shit. What a psychopath.

Someone pls shop Null Arya-ing that nut box.