Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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Ya know chaps, we should really trawl through the first 10-20 pages of this thread and give prizes to those who predicted shit most accurately. I mean everybody predicted it was fake and gay but I could swear some folks managed to call some specific details that are only now coming out
 
Ya know chaps, we should really trawl through the first 10-20 pages of this thread and give prizes to those who predicted shit most accurately. I mean everybody predicted it was fake and gay but I could swear some folks managed to call some specific details that are only now coming out

I'll toot my own horn and point to the second post in this thread.

I banged that post out after hearing just one report about the incident on the radio, and reading one article to confirm that the ridiculousness I had heard was actually a thing.

I made that post the day after the "attack" occurred, and with a total of about 10 minutes spent assessing the situation.

I didn't make any predictions, but I think I pretty much nailed the call of "Shenanigans".

It's truly amazing how far this thing blew up beyond that though. Woooweee, what a ride!
 
I believe I have an erection.
Big meaty ditto on that.
Ya know chaps, we should really trawl through the first 10-20 pages of this thread and give prizes to those who predicted shit most accurately. I mean everybody predicted it was fake and gay but I could swear some folks managed to call some specific details that are only now coming out
And somehow the reality is more absurd than we predicted and the fact he is actually facing prosecution over report a false crime is just the icing on the cake. 2019, the year woke finally broke.
 
This is so enthralling because it’s peak TDS. Teflon Don is measuring out the framework for his wall in between North Korean peace negotiations while his opponents are hiring Nigerians to LARP Tumblr fanfiction and commiting a felony in the process.

Ha, you stupid fuck. All you had to do was hire WHITE PEOPLE. Not extras from Roots. How do you fuck up a hate crime this badly?
From the people who trawled through his Twitter and Instagram the theory is he literally doesn’t know any white people.
 
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