Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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Disorderly conduct made me think they might be going soft on him, but it's still felony level according to Rob Elgas.

Rob Elgas‏Verified account @RobElgasABC7
Breaking: Cook County State’s Attorney office tells @ABC7Chicago Jussie Smollett has been charged with felony disorderly conduct. Bond court hearing set for 1:30pm tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/RobElgasABC7/status/1098384322162290688

Illinois state laws determine the penalty for a conviction of disorderly conduct based on the type of charge.

Misdemeanor charge can result in a sentence of imprisonment for up to 30 days, six months, or one year, depending on whether the state charges the offense as a Class C, Class B, or Class A misdemeanor. The state may also impose a fine in a maximum amount between $1,500 and $2,500.

Disorderly conduct charged as a felony may result in an increased punishment. A Class 4 felony may result in a term of imprisonment for one to three years, while a Class 3 felony can lead to a sentence of two to five years. For a Class 3 felony, the Illinois disorderly conduct laws specifically require a fine in an amount between $3,000 and $10,000.

For each sentence, state law requires an additional penalty of 30 to 120 hours of community service if available in the local area.

https://statelaws.findlaw.com/illinois-law/illinois-disorderly-conduct-laws.html
 
Smollett is getting a class 4 felony

https://statelaws.findlaw.com/illinois-law/illinois-disorderly-conduct-laws.html

relevant bits
"Besides prohibiting disorderly conduct, the state also makes illegal other specific acts because those acts could waste public resources or unnecessarily cause public fear or stress. Accordingly, Illinois state laws include several other types of acts that qualify as disorderly conduct:

  • making a false report of a fire or fire alarm
  • making a false report of a bomb or explosive device
  • making a false report of a crime in progress or a past crime, or requesting emergency response services while knowing that assistance is unnecessary
  • making a false report about an abused or neglected child
  • making a false report to the Department of Public Health
  • entering another person's property to look into a dwelling for a lewd or otherwise unlawful purpose
  • using harassment or intimidation as a debt collector or collection agent"
"Disorderly conduct charged as a felony may result in an increased punishment. A Class 4 felony may result in a term of imprisonment for one to three years, while a Class 3 felony can lead to a sentence of two to five years. For a Class 3 felony, the Illinois disorderly conduct laws specifically require a fine in an amount between $3,000 and $10,000.

For each sentence, state law requires an additional penalty of 30 to 120 hours of community service if available in the local area."

EDIT: I POSTED IT FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Ninja'd by @Arachnomatricide, but here is the Illinois law for any one curious.
§ 26-1.  Disorderly conduct.

(a) A person commits disorderly conduct when he or she knowingly:​

(4) Transmits or causes to be transmitted in any manner to any peace officer, public officer or public employee a report to the effect that an offense will be committed, is being committed, or has been committed, knowing at the time of the transmission that there is no reasonable ground for believing that the offense will be committed, is being committed, or has been committed;
(b) Sentence. A violation of subsection (a)(2), (a)(3.5), (a)(4), (a)(6), (a)(7), or (a)(9) of this Section is a Class 4 felony.​
 
Ok chaps, before I turn in for the night allow me to prognosticate how this sorry yet hilarious affair shall end.

I think Smollett, seeing his career die before his very eyes, all his celeb asspatters disown him, and the prospect of years in the slammer with the reputation of america's biggest crybaby faggot bitch being surely well known to every large black gentleman who might share a cell with him, will take the only way out that his narcissistic superficial ego would ever allow...
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....and in the irony to end all ironings, the story that began with a fake noose will end with a real noose
 
Hubris and narcissism is a hell of a drug cocktail. The fake anthrax letter plot didn't generate the desired media attention so of course the FBI would never look into it. We must go bigger and bolder and nobody doubts a black man with an oppression narrative. There was no covering tracks because why would the tracks need to be covered?

Even the dumbest cop in the world is going to doubt an extremely unlikely event occurring just shortly after another extremely unlikely event. They were probably on to this idiot from the beginning.
 
Even the dumbest cop in the world is going to doubt an extremely unlikely event occurring just shortly after another extremely unlikely event. They were probably on to this idiot from the beginning.

Absolutely.

Can you just imagine the cops in the breakroom watching that GMA interview?

"I punched his ass back!"

They must've been on the floor pissing themselves laughing.
 
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Jussie Smollett charged with disorderly conduct for filing false police report, prosecutors say

source: ABC7 Chicago

BTW: Andy Ngo of the Quillette is still steadily posting new tweets on previous hate crime hoaxes.

I think th ebrothers lawyer might be technically correct. Being Black and Stupid in Chicago is not actually a chargeable offense, no matter how much it might seem otherwise most days.
 
Absolutely.

Can you just imagine the cops in the breakroom watching that GMA interview?

"I punched his ass back!"

They must've been on the floor pissing themselves laughing.
Cmon, he just wanted little black gay boys to have somebody to look up to.
"I want them to stop being able to say 'alleged attack.' I want them to be able to see that I fought back. I want a little gay boy to see that I … fought back," he said to ABC News.

God...fucking hell this shit is so deliciously juicy
 
I think th ebrothers lawyer might be technically correct. Being Black and Stupid in Chicago is not actually a chargeable offense, no matter how much it might seem otherwise most days.

I'm not lawyer but I'd be surprised if they couldn't get some kind of conspiracy charge on them if they really wanted, but cooperation probably got them out of it. They helped commit a hoax that could have sparked race riots and I can't imagine they were totally ignorant of Smollett's intentions.
 
Even the dumbest cop in the world is going to doubt an extremely unlikely event occurring just shortly after another extremely unlikely event. They were probably on to this idiot from the beginning.
I should have been clearer that I was speaking about Smollet's hubris and narcissism. I was attempting to say that with the first hoax he probably thought that no media outrage = no law enforcement scrutiny. Sorry about my lack of clarity, I've had a few drinks.
 
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I'm not lawyer but I'd be surprised if they couldn't get some kind of conspiracy charge on them if they really wanted, but cooperation probably got them out of it.

I'm sure they were offered immunity for their testimony. As long as they play nice and deliver Jussie on a silver platter, they should be okay. While the cops could probably nail all three, letting two nobodies walk is worth stacking the odds in your favor for convicting the big target.
 
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I'm sure they were offered immunity for their testimony. As long as they play nice and deliver Jussie on a silver platter, they should be okay. While the cops could probably nail all three, letting two nobodies walk is worth stacking the odds of convicting the big target in your favor.


I wonder if their next stop is to make a similar deal with the feds over the fake anthrax attack.
 
I'm not lawyer but I'd be surprised if they couldn't get some kind of conspiracy charge on them if they really wanted, but cooperation probably got them out of it. They helped commit a hoax that could have sparked race riots and I can't imagine they were totally ignorant of Smollett's intentions.
I was thinking they might get them for the letter, but then I thought of how hilarious it would be if they all worked to piece it together, but Jussie was just dumb enough to say "Naw, I'll drop it in the mailbox myself."
 
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As the replies to that tweet are pointing out -- it's real shame how there won't be fully kitted out SWAT/FBI team yanking him out of his house at 5 in the morning with CNN there to record it all. The media theater and excessive use of force by the state is only reserved for the peasants and "wrong" side of the political aisle I guess.
 
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As the replies to that tweet are pointing out -- it's real shame how there won't be fully kitted out SWAT/FBI team yanking him out of his house at 5 in the morning with CNN there to record it all. The media theater and excessive use of force by the state is only reserved for the peasants and "wrong" side of the political aisle I guess.
They only do that to snatch children and send them to Cuba.
 
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