Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I also think it's hilarious that he uses a product called "Infidel Pork Rub" which is actually horrifying that he supports a company like this so openly.
How are you so surprised by this? The man literally admitted to wanting to napalm the Palestinians. He's trying to Rub it in that they're Infidels who can't eat Pork.
 
It's not like there was much going on upstairs before, but the strokes have definitely taken their toll on Jack.
Shouldn't he just stop? Is it more about validation at this point, some sick corruption of the American dream with discarded smokers on the back porch and a porcine wretch gulping down melted cheese as a keto friendly 'snack'.
 
Shouldn't he just stop? Is it more about validation at this point, some sick corruption of the American dream with discarded smokers on the back porch and a porcine wretch gulping down melted cheese as a keto friendly 'snack'.

In a way, yes. This is solely about validation. He wants to be recognized as a popular YouTube home chef and food reviewer. That's why you see him grinding out 4 videos about mayonaise sauces within a day. It's why you see him yelling at his son for not filming a fucking turkey leg that they didn't buy. It's why he went around signing autographs at the Texas shark tank shit instead of focusing on cooking the food and winning investors.

He wants to be famous.
 
I just showed my girlfriend a Jack cooking video. She has never heard of him or seen one of his videos before. All she knows is that this is the guy I watch for cringe cooking videos.

Her response after watching:

I hate him
I hate his idiot face
And his dumbass jewelry and asshole backwards hat

Makes me wonder if she has a secret KF account I don't know about
 
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"Teens React to Jack Scalfani" :slayer::optimistic:

Is his fishing channel active yet? I've seen references to him fishing but I can't find it advertised in his YT profile.
 
Jack displays an insane amount of cognitive dissonance when he unironically talks about being able to tie fishing knots. It's also pretty impressive how much he's able to piggyback off the expertise of others.
 
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Jack displays an insane amount of cognitive dissonance when he unironically talks about being able to tie fishing knots. It's also pretty impressive how much he's able to piggyback off the expertise of others.

What? I am fairly dexterous and I struggle with that shit. I would pay money to see this uncoordinated dummy attempt this with his stroked out hand

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no idea why jack is even involved with this channel

1. he knows nothing about fishing
2. he can't even fish if he wanted to given he has one functioning arm
3. he's not very good at cooking fish

i guess this is just another attempt by jack to make himself look like some sort of renaissance man. he's got a cooking channel, a tech channel, a christian channel, and now a fishing channel
 
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Not surprisingly Jack is using the hide user from channel feature to censor people commenting on the video on the fishing channel. I would just love to hear his explanation as to why he is even hiding the users that made positive comments.

looks like he forgot to disable likes/dislikes for the time being

what a massive baby he is
 
Shouldn't he just stop? Is it more about validation at this point, some sick corruption of the American dream with discarded smokers on the back porch and a porcine wretch gulping down melted cheese as a keto friendly 'snack'.

What else is he gonna do? He's morbidly obese and suffering from strokes and can barely walk a mile without getting winded. Might as well go out in a blaze of autism.
 

Same shit as always.
Jack shows the parking lot which is made of gravel, he seems mad about it.
Jack get's an anemic looking salad with plenty of processed cheese and two fairly large containers of thousand island.
Jack get's fried chicken and green beans that look like something from a can ''so beautiful''. Tammy got fried catfish and onion rings. They also got fried pickles.
The food was so good, worth the upcoming stroke #3.
 

Same shit as always.
Jack shows the parking lot which is made of gravel, he seems mad about it.
Jack get's an anemic looking salad with plenty of processed cheese and two fairly large containers of thousand island.
Jack get's fried chicken and green beans that look like something from a can ''so beautiful''. Tammy got fried catfish and onion rings. They also got fried pickles.
The food was so good, worth the upcoming stroke #3.
I'm guessing the fried chicken wouldn't be keto, yeah?
 
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