🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Iron Father]

What a gigantic fall from grace.

He went from triggering the libs to becoming just like the libs.

Don't call it a horseshoe theory comeback.

 

[DispatchCommit]

If you really are that autistic, you should plot out the times different guests come on, such as Dick and Jim. Also see if the interview ones do better, that Jessie Lee Peterson show was one of my favourite and consistently had 2000-ish viewers if I could recall correctly. You can even give me your numbers and I'll use SAS to run a logistics analysis and a correlation analysis...

I'll be sure to log raw view count / timestamp in case another autist feels like doing some more in depth analysis / trend analysis.
Chats per minute was another stat I was thinking of grabbing and recording.

and yes, just because

this could be interesting, for absolutely no goal or achievement at all. Just being autistic for the sake of autism.

(that and stream.me has absolutely no metrics information, so other streamers might be interested in their stats)

 

[Marco Fucko]

Don't call it a horseshoe theory comeback.

Yeah, he's been here for years.

 

[Golden Boy]

Ralph trying to get that guy fired is a sign of things to come imo. I'm not going to opine on if it's 'justified' or not, but it's pretty clear his mind on if fucking with someone's income has changed because it happened to him. I mean if Dispatch does get fired he's going to hardcore join in on doxing supporters.

Ralph is like a town drunk, but with internet access. Expecting drunks to grow and change from experiences while they are on the sauce is naiive. Him having the power to fire some guy for making fun of his gunt probably makes him very giddy.

He's a shark in a small pond. All the attention goes to his head like fried chicken to his gunt.

 

[heathercho]

Zidan is a good compliment to the show.
The Killstream I think has three forms.
1. Dumpster Fire (good)
2. Literally Kumite (bad)
3. Comfy

What made the Killstream work as a comfy stream before it got big was Zidan to a good extent. He has a good voice and is probably brighter than the other two. I remember when their shows mostly consisted of news reading and call ins, it was comfy as fuck on YT. But I’m not sure what happened on Stream.me it really does feel like it’s getting to Kumite levels instead of the comfy it used to be.

Even if you are Zidan, as doubtful as that is, you lesser Asian - You're exactly right.
I suspect unintentionally, Ethan's motivation for doing what he does has changed.
Before, he was doing it for the joy of it, perhaps because he enjoyed hanging out with his friends and talking about stuff they were all into.

Now he's become the character Ralph, in a perverse Kabuki. He's stuck in that role. CRP is his enemy now, last week it was Tonka. It's cheap WWE, with fatties, cokeheads and wheelchair bound prarie niggas.

 

[Remove Goat]

Ralph is a fat manlet who always should've been considered a lolcow.

I remember like 10 pages into this thread people got the impression he wasn't a tard and he was "cool" after telling KoP to fuck off.

He's simply a less successful Sargon. Boomer incarnate, thinks he's more important that he actually is, doesn't get his behavior is kinda fucked, attracts a horde of brainlets, commonly does things he derides others for, buddies up with total tards, etc. his show is only entertaining for a few weeks then it sets in it's all the same shit, but that's besides the point

You all took a ride on the and there are no refunds.

Jesus Christ, Destiny is taller than him.

 

[BeanBidan]

It's gonna be fun seeing Ralph sink completely. I hope he has a meltdown on air.

 

[Null]

Wait, what? When did that happen? Did it happen in today's show? Because even though I had it on the entire time, I cant remember a single fucking thing, except for Dick being on it and implying that Zoom is a shady fuck

Where did Ralph say he wanted Dispatch fired?

That video is a business Dispatch is involved with.

Now definitely DON'T bomb the video with messages, and DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, find the company's management and try and get Dispatch fired.

[distant dolphin laughter]

 

[Smarty Pants]

View attachment 672373

That video is a business Dispatch is involved with.

Now definitely DON'T bomb the video with messages, and DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, find the company's management and try and get Dispatch fired.

[distant dolphin laughter]

Plausible deniability is a hell of a drug for the Gunty King.

Am I the only one who thinks that Ralph is annoyed that his trolls have actual marketable skills that don't include tabloid journalism and binge drinking?

 

[BeanBidan]

Plausible deniability is a hell of a drug for the Gunty King.

Am I the only one who thinks that Ralph is annoyed that his trolls have actual marketable skills that don't include tabloid journalism and binge drinking?

Soon he's going to be annoyed when a troll gets more views than him at 4 am just for streaming a 80's kids show about laser tag.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Soon he's going to be annoyed when a troll gets more views than him at 4 am just for streaming a 80's kids show about laser tag.

PLEASE provoke Jim into covering your history of scummy exceptionalism Ralph, I would love a video on that.

 

[shex]

1. GodspeedLive: the thing that really got him banned was the advertisement of the ethanralph site, he was told to stop doing it multiple times.
2. GodspeedLive: he did 3 streams in a row after being warned about it.
3. GodspeedLive: He was literally told multiple times via email to stop posting the stupid ralph site in streams.
4. GodspeedLive: he did that to himself man

@DispatchCommit so is that true? because In your stream with Ralph and zoom you made it sound like it happened without a warning. Commie watch was already displeased after you made calls to their payment processor(?) so why push it?

 

[BeanBidan]

PLEASE provoke Jim into covering your history of scummy exceptionalism Ralph, I would love a video on that.

As long as no one asks for it. I think we'll get a video on this whole ordeal when everything finally implodes on itself. Could be a internet insanity video or something of that caliber.

 

[Marco Fucko]

As long as no one asks for it. I think we'll get a video on this whole ordeal when everything finally implodes on itself. Could be a internet insanity video or something of that caliber.

Definitely. I think it was JF that Jim refused to cover because too many reddit fags were bothering him over it.
Shame, I can hear his laughter over Potato Casanova in my head.

 

[Khorne Flakes]

So he has arrived to the point of veiled threats on Twitter? Well that's pathetic.

 

[byuu]

So a self-proclaimed journalist fucks with someone's livelihood over things said on the internet?
Sounds familiar....

#TRRfuckskids when?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

He made a comment to me this morning during Dark V's stream. Apparently offering the counter balance that Ralph is acting like a piece of shit to Josh on a stream with like 60 viewers warrants the host of the "most popular late night talk show" personally reaching out to you. I didn't even notice till this evening.

Spoiler: image

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he cant stop lurking here

View attachment 672373

That video is a business Dispatch is involved with.

Now definitely DON'T bomb the video with messages, and DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, find the company's management and try and get Dispatch fired.

[distant dolphin laughter]

Wait ralph tried to get Dispatch fired? Weeeeew lad Ralphagunt practicing some bad optics?

Spoiler

 

[BeanBidan]

Definitely. I think it was JF that Jim refused to cover because too many reddit fags were bothering him over it.
Shame, I can hear his laughter over Potato Casanova in my head.

yeah, and iirc some skeptards on twitter did as well I.e. Kraut,jeff, Shitrat etc.
It's possible we'll get to see that come back but with Andy vs JF and instead of both making a case in court they just sling shit like spergs. And "potato fucker" will be forever in the courts logs

It was WAY TOO SHORT though. I could watch Josh watch Cooking with Kay for hours.

same, it was comfy as shit and helped me savor my coffee more than most streams do.

 

[ddlloo]

View attachment 672373

That video is a business Dispatch is involved with.

Now definitely DON'T bomb the video with messages, and DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, find the company's management and try and get Dispatch fired.

[distant dolphin laughter]

Thanks for the clarification, I took the tweet on face value and didn't know of the connection.
Man, I've defended Ralph over a lot of things, but his current trajectory is getting ugly. Making a lot of seemingly bad decisions recently, and his posting here was incredibly petty and disingenuous, even more-so when compared to your approach.

Not a fan of this season of IBS.

 

[BeanBidan]

Thanks for the clarification, I took the tweet on face value and didn't know of the connection.
Man, I've defended Ralph over a lot of things, but his current trajectory is getting ugly. Making a lot of seemingly bad decisions recently, and his posting here was incredibly petty and disingenuous, even more-so when compared to your approach.

Not a fan of this season of IBS.

It'll all be errver soon.