Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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One of the more famous bits of history is when it was determined that the President needed a security serive, the Federal Government had only those 2 empowered Law Enforcement agencies. Treasury Inspectors and Postal Inspectors. The Secret Service went under Treasury in a coin toss.

An obvious bias in favor of the Treasury.
 
If he made a gofundme this very minute, he could rake in quite a bit of cash to pay these lawyers. I really hope he does since it will be that much sweeter of a meltdown when presented with hard evidence he's a liar.

Nope! GoFundme and IndieGoGo have a hard and fast rule. You cannot use their platform to crowdfund legal fees for criminal acts. Only Civil suits. With todays indictment Jussie can't crowdfund.
 
Can someone explain to me Postal Inspectors because apparently they're the most obscure law enforcement branch of the federal government since I've never heard anything about them
What others have said. They have the same federal resources and are extremely efficient at their jobs; back in the 80-90s it would probably take about a month to back trace something to a mailbox area, these days they can probably do it to a mailbox in a day. Another reason to fear postal inspectors is if you look at some penalties related to mail vs non mail crime. If you commit petit larceny (e.g steal <~$500) you are looking at a fine up to $1000 and/or up to 6 months in county jail (Missouri - first google result, it likely varies per state and personal record). Get caught stealing any mail and now you are looking at up to 5 years in federal pound me in the arse prison and/or up to $250,000 fine. This is why only complete fucking dumbarses ever fuck around with anything mail related.
 
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Even though it's just a tabloid rag it's very satisfying to see him being publicly called out as the complete liar he is. I thought for sure this story would get memoryhole'd once he denied cops access to his phone after he claimed the whole "attack" was recorded on it. But no, he just couldn't stop flapping his gums and making it progressively worse for himself as he bumbled into every little trap the CPD laid for him. This is why you don't talk to the police without legal counsel, friends. Especially if you know you actually did the fucking crime they're accusing you of.
 
To anyone who guessed that "he was mentally ill" would be the excuse progressives would come up with, you were right!
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Yep, anytime someone does a fake crime or does a big nono, just say they were in a "bad headspace" and all of their actions were a "cry for help". All of those rapists, pedophiles, and murderers in jail? All were desperately crying for help and we need to coddle them so their fee-fees wont be hurt. It's not like people are accountable for their actions, it's society's fault for pushing them so far!

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, the fact that even one person can blithely forgive this faggot for his actions is absurd. Prison won't work you say? I'm sure he'll like it there with Tyrone and Jamal's humongous thundercocks. Maybe he needs to go cry some crocodile tears on some soccer mom talk show like The View and talk about his terrible depression. Utter human garbage.

Just because someone's mentally ill doesn't mean they're not responsible for their actions, though. The insanity plea usually only works for those who can't understand the difference between right and wrong. I'm guessing the guy does have a few screws loose (some kind of personality disorder), but he knew damned well what he was doing was wrong.


(In fact, contrary to Law & Order, the insanity defense working is rare, from what I understand. Correct me if I'm wrong.)
 
What others have said. They have the same federal resources and are extremely efficient at their jobs; back in the 80-90s it would probably take about a month to back trace something to a mailbox area, these days they can probably do it to a mailbox in a day. Another reason to fear postal inspectors is if you look at some penalties related to mail vs non mail crime. If you commit petit larceny (e.g steal <~$500) you are looking at a fine up to $1000 and/or up to 6 months in county jail (Missouri - first google result, it likely varies per state and personal record). Get caught stealing any mail and now you are looking at up to 5 years in federal pound me in the arse prison and/or up to $250,000 fine. This is why only complete fucking dumbarses ever fuck around with anything mail related.

It's the irrelevance of the value of the theft that makes it such a seemingly draconian arm. At the local/state level, the severity of a first-time theft offense is linked to the value of what you stole. Not so up at the Fed level.

You can get 5 years for stealing mail, whether it was a birthday card with $20 in it, an $800 computer part, or a valueless credit-card offer... it matters not. If it had a stamp on it, it could be a fucking ROCK and you'd still be punished as if you were the one running off with that poor kid's cancer meds.... it's worse than robbing a bank because that's at least a couple hundred bucks at stake, minimum, for getting the Feds on you.
 
Perp walk, or did his attorneys arrange his surrender?
 
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