Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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I like that there seemed to be no agreement on whether or not to do their Serious Faces, but I do note Wil Wheaton managed to resist his natural impulse to try to swallow every camera he sees so everyone knows THIS IS SEWIOUS

They settled with smug. They settled with the "We, as actors and rich people, are not like you little people out there. We are loving, caring and peaceful people. You lot are bigots, racists and homophobes. We believe Jussie. We stand by him. You don't. We're not evil Hitlers like you poor folk."
 
LMAO, Tumblr. It's not even an old post. It's from 18 hours ago.

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We definitely should listen to the commentary of someone named audio-sexual. And why would the real evidence be released online when that's saved for court.

"I am not so desperate to be right that I will forgo doing right. My ego will not get in the way of my conscience. Flat out."

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Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

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Perp walk, or did his attorneys arrange his surrender?

Shame he turned himself in. I would’ve loved to wake up to live footage of the police chasing after him on the news or something like that. Still satisfying though.

Per Fox News:

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/jussie-smollett-is-under-arrest-in-custody-of-chicago-police

Smollett, who had felony criminal charges approved against him Wednesday, turned himself in to police, authorities said.
 
So if any Chicago gangbangers feel ignored by the media and want to get their 15 min of fame they should simply start screaming “MAGA country” and maybe fly the stars and bars.

I mean some teenagers and an innocent toddler getting killed in a drive-by by black gangbangers in Chicago is yawn material in the press. But if those same gangbangers had some MAGA gear and called everyone faggots? The media would make Chicago homoicides the nation’s #1 priority.

We will do everything in our power to stop white racists from tussling the hair of rich, gay black actors!! Black on black homicide? Way too complex and messy to deal with, best just ignore it.
 
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I'm dying.
 
He'll bounce back from this. The whole thing will be dismissed as "Drumpf is so terrible that look how desperate people are getting," Jussie will write a book or two about his "ordeal," there will be a few interviews here and there, and within a year or two he'll be back on TV and it will all either be memory holed or spun as "he was traumatized by Bloompf how dare you attack a queer black mentally traumatized hero!"
 
He'll bounce back from this. The whole thing will be dismissed as "Drumpf is so terrible that look how desperate people are getting," Jussie will write a book or two about his "ordeal," there will be a few interviews here and there, and within a year or two he'll be back on TV and it will all either be memory holed or spun as "he was traumatized by Bloompf how dare you attack a queer black mentally traumatized hero!"
I don't think he's a big enough name to bounce back. The tribe really only makes the effort to restore the reps of stars who are big enough to be load-bearing beams for the cause.
 
Trump has sure upped his eldritch spell casting this year...

Mueller chastising buzzfeed.
Covington.
Virginia blackface and rapiness.
Democratic hopeful autism.
The green new deal insanity.
Justice smollett.
Senate intelligence finding no collusion.
Standing up for global gay rights.
Continued pressure on bad Korea.
All the media firings.

I hope the good times continue, my fellow farmers! I suspect we'll be seeing both the Mueller report, and a very... um... sad funeral for a supreme court judge.

May the salt pour out mightily!
 
He'll bounce back when he hits the end of the rope. Literally. :popcorn:

Charlie Birger has that honor currently, and seeing how the man was apparently hung with a black hood on instead of a white one so he wouldn't be confused with a KKK member (His request), he probably deserves that spot in history more than Smollet.
 
"no one could have predicted this"
holy shit man, you for real?

i stayed neutral until the evidence came in, but it was always a possibility this was fake
how many more times does a minority have to pull the wool over your eyes before you admit it can happen
that someone can lie to you, even if they are gay and/or black?
go to the eye doctor and get some fucking glasses, everyone else saw it coming from a mile away
 

I honestly do feel kind of bad for (some of) the people who fell for this. I saw on my Twitter feed two separate friends of mine who fell for this during the initial fallout and were tweeting about it in support of someone they genuinely thought was a victim of a hate crime. They're good people. Maybe a little annoying, but naive and very trusting. It's too late for the older left but I can't help but wonder if some of those younger on the left might grow to be more skeptical after getting burned enough times. Not now, after only one high profile bust, but after a few of them.
 
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