🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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zyclonPD said:
There's always blue collar work. I've done construction jobs and stuff before working alongside felons and other charges. Lot of places like that care little about your past. They just want you to show up and work. But these jobs do work the piss out of you too. I doubt he would have the energy to stream at the end of the day if he had one of these jobs.

There is work he can get, he may not like it, but he wouldn't be out of options. It's just breaking the cycle of a lazy sack of shit to stop being lazy that would hold him back.
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Maybe he should apply for a job at Matt's quarry.
:optimistic: Will his probation officer let him move to another state for work? :optimistic:
 
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pwincess fwuffypants said:
Although some of that blue collar work is getting big brained in a hurry. Being a car mechanic means having to know quite a bit about digital circuits these days and how to debug them using an oscilloscope. There's still a good chunk of small brained gorilla work, like brakes and rotors but if the "money light" comes on, a sizable brain will be needed to figure out why it turned on and how to get it to turn off and stay off. I guarantee you Ralph does not have a big enough brain to do that kind of work.

Even stuff like welding and machining is going robotic and they're training new guys to program the robots more than anything else. Learn to code, I guess.
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Well you are laser focusing on car work. I'm talking construction. You can't robotize plumbing, framing and roofing for home construction yet. Probably won't be able to for several decades. I'm sure with a city like Ralph lives in there are a multitude of contractors or carpenters to work for.

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uh oh
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This is pretty easy to debunk. Try posting the archive links to lend yourself some credibility unless you are just doing this for the lulz.
Nora's current account wasn't made till December 2018 https://archive.fo/8rnp9
https://archive.fo/KIs5y this was just archived yesterday, but that is the conversation minus TsundereRanger since her account is gone.
http://archive.li/e9HB3 this is the only archive link that turns up searching for both Mercedes Carerra and TsundereRanger's twitter handles.

You have the look of 2015 twitter down, but the rest looks off
 
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zyclonPD said:
Well you are laser focusing on car work. I'm talking construction. You can't robotize plumbing, framing and roofing for home construction yet. Probably won't be able to for several decades. I'm sure with a city like Ralph lives in there are a multitude of contractors or carpenters to work for.
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I don't know about Virginia specifially, but in a lot of those NE states construction pretty much halts during winter and restarted with a vengeance in the other months, so now is probably a great time to ask around in time for construction season.
 
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Man i almost fell bad for Ralph...

* Ugly fat pajeet wife that proably is cucking him with a variety of dicks.
*Ugly fat sociopath cucking him on stream me. Now it looks like Zooms got the peniscage out now after the thing with coach redpill.
*Only light at the end of the tunnel is a dying show where 16 year olds donate to say "racewar now".
*Fat with a gunt and a cuckporn addiciton.
*Alcholic
*30 years old yet has accomplished nothing, not a degree, not a carrer, not kids.
 
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1940thefuckback said:
Man i almost fell bad for Ralph...

* Ugly fat pajeet wife that proably is cucking him with a variety of dicks.
*Ugly fat sociopath cucking him on stream me. Now it looks like Zooms got the peniscage out now after the thing with coach redpill.
*Only light at the end of the tunnel is a dying show where 16 year olds donate to say "racewar now".
*Fat with a gunt and a cuckporn addiciton.
*Alcholic
*30 years old yet has accomplished nothing, not a degree, not a carrer, not kids.
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He's older than 30. Closer to 35.
 
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Wow, just caught up on all this Ralph shit because the IBS Drama Round 3 has been really boring and spergy. What an asshole. People here were generally pretty positive about the guy, but he had to plant his feet and stand by the guy who watches child porn as an epic prank and wastes time on stream calling some guy's middle school teacher's brother's cousin twice removed to try and ruin their life in the spergiest way possible.

Let's consider the following.

Null:
-Dear Leader who runs a functioning community that doesn't scream GUNT at him
-Eats borscht in the Ukraine, lightly salted with Vordrak's tears
-Used to be the edgiest of teens with a varied litany of dumb fucked up shit that he said
-Told Ralph not to associate with Zoom, who is a known snake
-Can help out if Ralph gets deplatformed
-Probably very fat
-Feeder fetish

Zoom:
-Huge faggot who runs some anime avatar Discord with even bigger faggots
-Eats McDonald's in some shithole in New York, salted with his own tears
-Thinks that watching CP once and script kiddie-ing all over /b/ makes him really edgy and DARK WEB
-Tells Ralph and Warski not to associate with anyone who bullied him
-Can help out with doxing some nobody on the internet by calling 50 people tangentially related to them and then wasting police time on phone calls about fake pedo claims
-Definitely very fat
-Feedee fetish

Seems like an easy choice.
 
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Sam Losco said:
It seems very much as if you must have your own well established audience at this point as there is a very small user-base from which you can attract a viewer-base from.
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This is why Ralph getting banned from YouTube was the death knell for his show. YouTube drove traffic to him, which is something Stream.me isn't capable of. Ralph had 4,000-6,000 people follow him on day 1 of his exile, but he can't easily replace any of those people when they lose interest because no one is going to discover his show on Stream.me as they would on YouTube.

Mumkey Jones is going to have this same problem. He is doing fine now, but without any exposure from YouTube his support base on Patreon will gradually erode because it will be difficult for him to find any new fans.
 
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This is why Ralph getting banned from YouTube was the death knell for his show. YouTube drove traffic to him, which is something Stream.me isn't capable of. Ralph had 4,000-6,000 people follow him on day 1 of his exile, but his can't easily replace any of those people because no one is going to discover his show on Stream.me as they would on YouTube.

Mumkey Jones is going to have this same problem. He is doing fine now, but without any exposure from YouTube his support base on Patreon will gradually erode because it will be difficult for him to find any new fans.
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How did anyone manage to grow before Youtube?
 
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Mumkey Jones is going to have this same problem. He is doing fine now, but without any exposure from YouTube his support base on Patreon will gradually erode because it will be difficult for him to find any new fans.
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for Mumkey at least he's snuck his way back onto another account for now, and also uses twitch for an alternate for live shows
Ralph doesn't have the support network that Mumkey has, that being an entire drove of comedians who are used to this shit, Notch now apparently, and rusty cage. he also mainly makes his money off of pre recorded stuff, were as ralph uses streaming itself which makes the money he gets a direct line from youtube
Ralph is fucked because he lacks the one thing it takes to survive on efame, humility.
 
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itsoktobewhite said:
How did anyone manage to grow before Youtube?
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Hard work and networking. Youtube will do all the advertising for you if the algorithm notices that you have growth potential. This is why once people hit a couple of thousand subscribers they will continue to grow even if they put in no effort as long as they don't get caught in a scandal.

On stream.me Ralph has to actual go out of his way to gather good material to produce a good show and would actually have to go around trying to signal boost his channel through networking with people still on youtube giving him a shoutout on the platform or on something like twitter. The problem is, however, that he is just incredibly fucking lazy and is unable to put in any work to save his show.
 
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Every time Ralph had on Mark Collett by himself I wanted to eat glass. then he brought zoom on a bunch because he was digging stuff up on Tonka, I think, (that has to be why, right?) but once he was done with that he just kept letting him come on... To me the most abhorrent thing about the guy is how he talks, not even how much of a snake he is. Unlistenable.

if Ralph punches another cop he can be like those Japanese pensioners committing crimes for free room and board in prison. That's probably the best bet tbh
 
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Hard work and networking. Youtube will do all the advertising for you if the algorithm notices that you have growth potential. This is why once people hit a couple of thousand subscribers they will continue to grow even if they put in no effort as long as they don't get caught in a scandal.

On stream.me Ralph has to actual go out of his way to gather good material to produce a good show and would actually have to go around trying to signal boost his channel through networking with people still on youtube giving him a shoutout on the platform or on something like twitter. The problem is, however, that he is just incredibly fucking lazy and is unable to put in any work to save his show.
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Even when he does attempt to network, it's with the wrong people. Dick Masterson is an edgy comedian from a time that that would get youa book deal and on national tv, not deplatformed by whiny journalists. His base is pretty diverse politically (Digibro, for instance), their unifying like is edgy, uncouth ranting.

I see very few people who started with Dick watching Ralph through him. Going on angry rants about how people interact with each other is one thing, hosting holocaust deniers is quite another.
 
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