🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Torm Ax said:
In all honesty, it's the fact that he could easily fix his situation that leaves me feeling unsympathetic towards his problems. If he would spend two hours a day prepping and networking for his show and stopped pushing people like Null away he could turn it around. However, he'd much rather just drink and laze about till 4 AM, wake up well into the middag and then still be late for his already delayed show because he spent all day eating and shitposting and is now hurriedly copying off links from CNN to talk about.
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Apparently in the Spite Club server they had contact with I think a producer of Ann Coulter’s. But when Patebin happened they lost contact with the guy since Spite Club got nuked.
If that’s all true then it looks like Ralph and Gator (I’m especially looking at you Gator), are also incompetent as well.
pwincess fwuffypants said:
At this point, he hates our guts, only person who he would listen to and who still gives a shit would be Nora. Maybe his co-hosts but I think they're too scared to do much more than just stay out of his way. And if she doesn't give enough of a shit, then he's fucked. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to skid row we go.
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He definitely listens to Zidan and Gator. But they’re of a similar mindset a lot of times or are sympathetic to him so it’s not like they’ll be the ones to change course.
Funny thing is that apparently Ralph pushed Gator to do restreams of KS episodes but Gator laughed it off.
 
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I think the biggest mistake these people make is getting money involved with this. If they had a job with stable income then they wouldn't be so afraid of Zoom (or gay ops in general), they wouldn't be siting at home 24/7 obsessing about this gay shit and they would probably be a lot heather. I suppose it doesn't matter now anyway.
 
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Fools Idol said:
I think the biggest mistake these people make is getting money involved with this. If they had a job with stable income then they wouldn't be so afraid of Zoom (or gay ops in general), they wouldn't be siting at home 24/7 obsessing about this gay shit and they would probably be a lot heather. I suppose it doesn't matter now anyway.
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This hits upon a deeper point as well. Having a major financial stake in these events not only causes an obsession over maintaining stability, it also fosters a desire for growth which leads to exceptional individuals manufacturing events or making a mountain out of a molehill.

Not to mention is it also good to have a backup plan. If anything, these YouTube channels should be the backup plan but a lot of these people won't fucking work or have drummed up excuses in their head for so long that they actually believe that they can't overcome X issue or Y disadvantage.

That said, and I say this very often, you never fuck with someone's income. You don't fuck with their job, you don't fuck with their car, and you don't fuck with their family. If you do, you know that shit's gonna go crazy so have your shit in order and be prepared.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
He definitely listens to Zidan and Gator. But they’re of a similar mindset a lot of times or are sympathetic to him so it’s not like they’ll be the ones to change course.
Funny thing is that apparently Ralph pushed Gator to do restreams of KS episodes but Gator laughed it off.
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*Smuckles* Im not zidan guys but i know exactly what they think and feel.

Im not sure hes Zidan i got some real hot evidence that he is KOP...
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On topic tough, could Andy and Ralph suffer from the same mental development issue. Could R&A both have weak spineless fathers?

Look at ralph if he dosen´t have anyone to say no to him he starts drinking and acting like a 16 year old. Evident by punching a cop in his 30´s and allaround makes bad decisions.

Andy in general needs a strong daddy figure to lead him around on a leash cause otherwise he starts shit that he can´t finish, snorts shit he shouldn´t and allaround makes bad decisions.
 
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Exceptional Mafioso said:
Not to mention is it also good to have a backup plan. If anything, these YouTube channels should be the backup plan but a lot of these people won't fucking work or have drummed up excuses in their head for so long that they actually believe that they can't overcome X issue or Y disadvantage.
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I think Ralph has been realizing the well is getting dry and has been finding ways to drum up the superberries. I've speculated already he's maybe pondering a return to YouTube due to him self censoring more often and getting closer to Warski who could host him, but as of late he kinda stopped caring about what he says and calls people 'faggots' and 'niggers' for no reason other than to look exceptional.

Stream.me isn't sustainable in the long term because the owners aren't invested in 'free speech' and like in the case of Josh they will take the path of least resistance. Ralph should have bit the bullet and tired to do his own thing he could have control over but he took the easy road. I would be extremely curious and @DispatchCommit if you really want to do something that could shed some light on Ralph, try to find out how much he's making every month. I know on the DSP board there's people that calculate Phil's income, you could do something similar and we can see if money has become a motivator in Ralph's recent decision making.
 
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Mathas said:
Sargon's biggest problem was that he took himself way too fucking seriously.
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I think Sargon's issue is that he's a pussy. Ego isn't in of itself an issue, its when he lashes out at people because he has an inferiority complex that he becomes insufferable.
Jim probably has the healthiest eceleb ego tbh, at least its proportionate and he isn't a sperg because of it.
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So, this is what stream.me is all about
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At some point we're going to have Cog as IBS central, I dread the day when that becomes true.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
At some point we're going to have Cog as IBS central, I dread the day when that becomes true.
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If I have to hear "WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE???? SLAP!!!!!" one more time I'll fly to Bongland and revoke his internet loicence myself.

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It's a very 'interesting' place, there's a few good streams there but with a lot of the ongoing activities as of late the organic content that we got from people like Kittystyles or Cosmo has just been replaced with garden variety spergs that stream for the sake of getting their name out there or fucking with Ralph.
 
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1940thefuckback said:
On topic tough, could Andy and Ralph suffer from the same mental development issue. Could R&A both have weak spineless fathers?
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Interesting theory. AFAIK Ralph has an absent father which is basically if not exactly the same as a spineless one. I guess I've never been in the position of Andy's Dad, but if I found out a babysitter was sexually abusing my child before they were in police custody, either I or they would be dead. If I found out a babysitter was physically abusing my kid, either I or they would be beaten to a pulp. The fact those things didn't happen also indicates a weak father to me

pwincess fwuffypants said:
That's because he hasn't streamed as much. But he has been streaming more often. Give him time and watch his sanity slip away. It will happen to him too.
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I think he will be fine. He doesn't seem to be hurting for money based on time slot and platform and isn't the center of attention so much as he is a curator with snarky quips.
 
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Oh boy, just stumbled onto this. A sleeper account of the great JCeaser perhaps? https://twitter.com/RalphRetort https://archive.fo/sWnni
The follower list is slightly amusing. He's followed by 3 Buck Theatre, one of Matt's many twitter accounts. https://archive.fo/EhaHi

Also adding these archive links to the thread. I stumbled across tweets to a now deleted account of Ralph's from 2011-2012. I'm guessing when he went to college in California he made a separate account to use just for that then deleted it promptly after leaving college. I'm assuming its new to the thread because none of them were archived previously
https://archive.fo/XBE4k tweet about ralph eating paper

https://archive.fo/gGila more tweets from the same guy

https://archive.fo/QzZAJ ralph tagging his own old account he use to use

https://archive.fo/nvW4W someone calls the old account ethan

https://archive.fo/ydwM8 ralph pegged for retweet by a journalist

https://archive.fo/vPtHo guy asks ralph how it is on huxly p street, calls him a fat queer

https://archive.fo/9Llb6 tells ralph his team looked solid that day

https://archive.fo/leCjJ guy banting with ralph

https://archive.fo/XGBVL talls ralph to keep calculating tips, thats what a poli sci degree gets you
 
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