Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and doesn't get away with it lol

'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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Actor makes a sensational hoax crime baiting race, sexuality and political actions = Goes back to work with sympathy

Comedian jokes "he'd beat his kids if they were gay" 10 years ago on twitter = LITERALLY DESERVES TO NEVER WORK AGAIN

Fuck I hate this timeline sometimes.



I want to hate you for this, but I can't.
I love it because it helps show how you can't spell liberal without "lie". Also he probably got some queers and niggers targeted. A win win.
My 85 year old great aunt, who can't even figure out how to change the input on her TV from HDMI1 to HDMI2, would have at least figured out to use cash and burner phones.

Or, you know, NOT do something this exceptional.
She's probably not a dumb nigger.
 
Do not go gently into that good night, Jussie! Rage! Rage!

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It's so much funner when they kick and squeal.

Fucking moron. Judges and juries are supposed to presume you’re innocent until proven guilty, not cops. Cops arrest and charge your ass because they think (know 100% in this case) you’re guilty as fuck.
 
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So any bets on what possible defense strategy this moron will try and use since he’s hilariously still claiming he dinna du nuffin?
Geragos is already claiming the groundwork for a frame-up job by the CPD.

lso funny to see how all the websites were wrong about his salary. Most were claiming he was making $1500,000-$250,000 per episode. Obviously that’s the figure Jussie was hoping to get with by crying he’s being attacked for being brave enough to play a gay black man on TV)
It was only 65,000 $/per episode. With a manager, drug habit, and a swanky lifestyle taking a huge chunk of that, I'm sure he got greedy. How much would you like to wager that his more famous sister and her more famous husband are chipping in with defense expenses?
 
Fucking moron. Judges and juries are supposed to presume you’re innocent until proven guilty, not cops. Cops charge your ass because they think (know 100% in this case) you’re guilty as fuck.

In fairness, his lawyers are just doing what they're supposed to be doing. This is a boil-in-the-bag release and I'm sure every member of his team have written a thousand of them. You don't issue a statement saying "lmao he guilty af" when you're representing someone.

I mean, he's still fucking guilty, so it'd be funny if they did.
 
So any bets on what possible defense strategy this moron will try and use since he’s hilariously still claiming he dinna du nuffin?

I'm not sure the lawyers he got would let this go to trial. There's a massive amount of evidence against him, along with the two Nigerians who will testify against him. Maybe he could claim they were trying to set him up or some other terribly concocted bullshit story, but he wrote the a fucking check. Add in the past history, where he tried to pass himself off as his brother when he was arrested for a DUI and no one will believe that there's even a smidgin of doubt. About the only way it would be worse for him is if he filmed himself planning the whole thing.

The expensive lawyer team stop him from doing anything even more stupid and arrange a nice plea deal that means he doesn't get the legal butt-fucking he so rightly deserves when the court throws the book at him.

(Also funny to see how all the websites were wrong about his salary. Most were claiming he was making $1500,000-$250,000 per episode. Obviously that’s the figure Jussie was hoping to get with by crying he’s being attacked for being brave enough to play a gay black man on TV)

He still makes more than the median household income per episode. Considering that he's lied about everything else up to this point, I'm not even sure if buy the shit about being dissatisfied with his salary. I'm not saying there's some sinister motive that's really behind his actions, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were other reasons for why he did it.

I’m sure the Empire producers will at least tard cum his final season for all its worth. If nothing else it will temporarily bump the ratings on a failing drama. Everyone will want to watch the scenes he shot right after his release on bail.

They'll never do it, but I'd love if they killed off his character by having him beaten and killed in a supposed hate crime attack. Just show a shot of a body next to a jug of bleach. Maybe a little clothesline draped over the neck for good measure.
 
In fairness, his lawyers are just doing what they're supposed to be doing. This is a boil-in-the-bag release and I'm sure every member of his team have written a thousand of them. You don't issue a statement saying "lmao he guilty af" when you're representing someone.

I mean, he's still fucking guilty, so it'd be funny if they did.
They don't have to be effective, they just have to show up and say smart words.
How effective can you be with this case anyway?
 
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So any bets on what possible defense strategy this moron will try and use since he’s hilariously still claiming he dinna du nuffin?

I would love to think he spent what was left of his TV money on Geragos but I gotta think he will use him for the federal charges instead of a slam dunk Mickey Mouse disorderly case.

Other than the boring option of trying to get certain evidence tossed I think he will try to accuse the Nigerians of concocting the plan. Say they were blackmailing/threatening him and he came up with a scheme as a bizarre way to get them off his back. Once they were suspects in a crime against him, they’d have to leave poor Jesse alone!

(Also funny to see how all the websites were wrong about his salary. Most were claiming he was making $1500,000-$250,000 per episode. Obviously that’s the figure Jussie was hoping to get with by crying he’s being attacked for being brave enough to play a gay black man on TV)



Boys is soft in the head.

I’m sure the Empire producers will at least tard cum his final season for all its worth. If nothing else it will temporarily bump the ratings on a failing drama. Everyone will want to watch the scenes he shot right after his release on bail.

cray cray defense
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I dont watch empire, but I wonder how they'll explain his character leaving in show. Will it be for something, good, bad, or just discreet.
Honestly I’m hoping for the “House” treatment. One of the actors dumped the show to go to Obama’s White house for something or another, and they had his character commit some extremely stupid method of suicide, off screen.
 
Geragos is already claiming the groundwork for a frame-up job by the CPD.


It was only 65,000 $/per episode. With a manager, drug habit, and a swanky lifestyle taking a huge chunk of that, I'm sure he got greedy. How much would you like to wager that his more famous sister and her more famous husband are chipping in with defense expenses?

I mean one sister (Jurnee) just landed a token role in a super hero flick but it looks like he was the most successful out of all the siblings up until now. At least he had a steady paycheck and gig.

None of the other siblings seem to be successful enough to be rolling in big dough or married into super wealthy families. (Might be wrong about husband but I’ve never heard of the Canadian songwriter she’s married too)

It looks like the parents pushed all SIX of their kids into acting as soon as they were out of diapers. A pair of nutty stage parents trying to breed paychecks are bound to produce some fucked up kids. I bet they all had “tutors” or barely went to real schools and this only compounded them being dumb as shit. Trying to get money by making spectacle of himself is what Jussie was raised to do...and ofc with stage parents their little money makers can do no wrong as long as they are making money.
 
Do not go gently into that good night, Jussie! Rage! Rage!

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“Mr.Smollett is a young man of impeccable character and integrity who fiercely claims and solemnly maintains his innocence”

That’s right, thats why he claimed he was his brother in his DUI case.
 
God, I hope they don't plead it out. A trial predicated on either a) it was a massive frame job by the CPD or b) Trump Derrangement Syndrome made me do it would be absolutely God tier. More entertaining than Zimmerman and Casey Anthony combined, and pushing into OJ territory in terms of spectacle.
 
God, I hope they don't plead it out. A trial predicated on either a) it was a massive frame job by the CPD or b) Trump Derrangement Syndrome made me do it would be absolutely God tier. More entertaining than Zimmerman and Casey Anthony combined, and pushing into OJ territory in terms of spectacle.
If he loses the judge will throw the book at him. Either way he's done because no one will want to have him on set. This time it was a fake anthrax but thanks to him, next time it might be a bomb or actual antrax.
 
God, I hope they don't plead it out. A trial predicated on either a) it was a massive frame job by the CPD or b) Trump Derrangement Syndrome made me do it would be absolutely God tier. More entertaining than Zimmerman and Casey Anthony combined, and pushing into OJ territory in terms of spectacle.

Better to plead it out. Do you honestly think a Chicago Jury would convict Jussie?
 

Yeah, that might have been Jussie's dumb ass hoping "mental illness/substance abuse" could be his go to excuse when the brothers were arrested and the shit started to hit the fan. But his attorneys could only use that to try and get some leniency from a judge, it isn't a valid defense. The only "cray cray" defense is he was so crazy he didn't know what he was doing was actually wrong. His lawyers would have to be the insane ones to attempt an insanity defense with this shit. Now if unmitigated and profound stupidity was a valid defense Jussie would be in the clear.

I mean it's a pretty low class felony but the fact Jussie made such a huge spectacle of himself means his chance it quietly plead this out to some community service and fine are pretty low. The city seems primed to make an example of him after all this bullshit. He probably would have been better off hiring some local well connected-to-the-chicago political machine lawyer who is buddies with every DA and judge in Cook County and gives to their political campaigns.

I don't think Geragos will do much other than piss off everyone in Chicago by being a self-important California grandstanding schmuck. Geragos's track record isn't exactly stellar anyway. I mean who doesn't love the lawyer who defended pregnant wife killer Scott Peterson? Jussie just hired a big name, but probably not a good one for his particular situation and jurisdiction. Geragos probably doesn't give a fuck about Jussie, but he hasn't had his name in the headlines for awhile and this case is free publicity so he can keep getting big ego schmucks with more money than sense to hire him to feel important.
 
What a fucking idiot. Let me just explain how you actually fucking fake a hate crime

For one thing have them buy the rope weeks in advancement. MAGA hats are too on the nose, black hoods work

Secondly only talk by a burner phone so there's no record of conversations or footage of you meeting

Thirdly have them actually beat you up. Black eyes and busted face. It looks better for sympathy.

4thly hire fucking white guys. So even if it doesn't work you'll still have idiots defending you

Then all you need to do is send those idiots to jail and your home free.

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on second thought the noose thing is too theatrical. Drop it and stick with a beating and possible stabbing
 
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