šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Goku 1000000 O said:
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That reminds me, yesterday I asked around about if Ralph was in Negro Joe's doxing server and yeah he was. He doesn't really care though because he wasn't doing anything in it as far as I can tell.
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Oh the optics are just ripe with this one. If he was in full brawl with the Sargoonians they would eat the admission of being in a doxing server alive. Its reaching "depends on the child" levels.
 
Remove Goat said:
Realistically speaking, what's the best way this whole thing can end?

Because all I'm getting is Ralph telling Zoom to fuck off and be stuck with 1400 viewers.
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Best? Ralph decides to either do actual work and present a thoughtful political news show (lol) or just follow or potentially host whatever the e-drama is at the moment. That's assuming Zoom doesn't fuck him in some way, and since he's already dropped hints of it that's a little too :optimistic:
 
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Remove Goat said:
Realistically speaking, what's the best way this whole thing can end?

Because all I'm getting is Ralph telling Zoom to fuck off and be stuck with 1400 viewers.
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Pretty much that, Ralph continues to troll shield Andy and strikes a deal to get back on YouTube so he can get regular super chats again. Though, that will end poorly I'm sure because that requires a group of exceptionals to work together without pissing in the ball pit over the long term.

Hot Take: Ralph is gone from the internet by years end, whether he bounces back from this or not is irrelevant. Unless I'm forgetting a key factor I think his time is up.

And this all happened because of some fat jokes.

The most I can say is thanks Ralph, you inspired me to start doing some exercise so I dont grow a gunt.
 
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Remove Goat said:
Realistically speaking, what's the best way this whole thing can end?

Because all I'm getting is Ralph telling Zoom to fuck off and be stuck with 1400 viewers.
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Iā€™m hoping he just figures out how to make a comfy show again. Thatā€™d be his best approach for the long term, a drama oriented approach is too unstable.

And for fucks sakes Ralph stream less, you need to step back some more you sped.
 
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Leper said:
And this all happened because of some fat jokes.

The most I can say is thanks Ralph, you inspired me to start doing some exercise so I dont grow a gunt.
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Want some more "inspiration"? http://archive.li/IcIXS here's Ralph talking about diet and exercise in 2015. Advice he would never actually adopt and go on to gain 100 lbs. before jail.

Goku 1000000 O said:
Iā€™m hoping he just figures out how to make a comfy show again. Thatā€™d be his best approach for the long term, a drama oriented approach is too unstable.

And for fucks sakes Ralph stream less, you need to step back some more you sped.
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He can't stream less. He's like DSP now. He has to stream for shekels so he can pay for Kate... I mean Nora. Or Ghost, He wants to finish the markets, but He can't cut off the text to speech. That would ruin the show because muh interaction/shekels.
 
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The real question is what made Ralph get so fat to begin with? People usually don't get to 500 pounds without some sort of severe mental problems often due to some sort of abuse.
 
tuscangarder said:
The real question is what made Ralph get so fat to begin with? People usually don't get to 500 pounds without some sort of severe mental problems often due to some sort of abuse.
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If your job was to sit on your ass and read the news every night and then occasionally bring in people more talented then you and let them do their shtick, you would find it very easy to be lazy.

Its not an excuse, he really had all the opportunity to not be as big as he is. Simply put, it was more convenient to him.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
This Coach vs Everyone Else beef is so fucking tedious. And I say that as someone who's always reckoned CRP was a scumbag.
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But its gonna be milked by Ralph because its an easy win / the closest thing to drama he is willing to acknowledge on air.

Its so boring, literally middle aged men arguing over shit of zero consequence, though Im sure Ralph knows this.
 
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